Who Wants Intestinal Worms?

Comments to Who Wants Intestinal Worms?

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  ixsx 2007-10-12T04:06:35Z says:

  Holey Fuck'n Nasty... Eating Mexican Food... from Mexico.

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    espada9 2007-10-12T04:29:24Z says:

    Chowmein?
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    Delilah 2007-10-12T18:36:17Z says:

    i found a roach in my torta while i was in mexico.
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  EyePepper77 2007-10-12T04:08:38Z says:

  Holy effin ess!

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    yak 2007-10-12T04:12:48Z says:

    kinda makes you a bit squeamy huh :P
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  drmikescott 2007-10-12T04:11:10Z says:

  see they going about it all wrong, if they made the guy eat a bird that would take care of the worms.

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    jiminy-cricket 2007-10-12T11:43:39Z says:

    wouldnt she have to eat a cat to get rid of the bird?
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    HankChinaski 2007-10-12T15:00:21Z says:

    There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.
    I don't know why she swallowed that fly—
    Perhaps she'll die.
    There was an old lady who swallowed a spider,
    That wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.
    She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
    I don't know why she swallowed that fly—
    Perhaps she'll die.
    There was an old lady who swallowed a bird;
    How absurd, to swallow a bird!
    She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
    That wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.
    She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
    I don't know why she swallowed that fly—
    Perhaps she'll die.
    There was an old lady who swallowed a cat.
    Imagine that, she swallowed a cat.
    She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
    She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
    That wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.
    She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
    I don't know why she swallowed that fly—
    Perhaps she'll die.
    There was an old lady who swallowed a dog.
    What a hog! To swallow a dog!
    She swallowed the dog to catch the cat ...
    She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
    She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
    That wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.
    She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
    I don't know why she swallowed that fly—
    Perhaps she'll die.
    There was an old lady who swallowed a cow.
    I don't know how she swallowed a cow!
    She swallowed the cow to catch the dog ...
    She swallowed the dog to catch the cat ...
    She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
    She swallowed the bird to catch the spider...
    That wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.
    She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
    I don't know why she swallowed that fly—
    Perhaps she'll die.
    There was an old lady who swallowed a horse—
    she's dead, of course.
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    HankChinaski 2007-10-12T15:01:43Z says:

    Another happy ending.
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    DickNixonJr 2007-10-12T15:47:18Z says:

    Works
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    Plantshit 2007-10-12T17:15:08Z says:

    i hope you dont come up with thoose story yourself.
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    dik 2007-10-12T17:17:28Z says:

    so she swallows?
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    HarryTipper 2007-10-12T20:59:26Z says:

    ^^^the lady is old.
    But now you won't have to worry about teeth!! hahaaa! Brilliant!
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    smerf 2007-10-13T02:32:48Z says:

    All the best poems end with "boy becomes a man"
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  DickNixonJr 2007-10-12T04:14:04Z says:

  I somewhat clenched and held my belly after seeing that

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    shoekalocka 2007-10-12T19:35:48Z says:

    i ate spaghetti with extra guacamole
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  jonnythatsme 2007-10-12T04:14:17Z says:

  Mmmmmm Looks like Spaghetti I want somenow
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  OPP 2007-10-12T04:32:54Z says:

  And thats what happens to all the shit eaters we see on here... Lesson learned.
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  CongressmanDildo 2007-10-12T05:19:48Z says:

  glad u posted hank. so did u hack mucho with the banners.

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    HankChinaski 2007-10-12T13:36:08Z says:

    No, I hacked it open with a big, rusty knife.
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    shoekalocka 2007-10-12T19:36:31Z says:

    ha! it wouldnt have worked if it wasnt rusty
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  Minotaur 2007-10-12T05:28:32Z says:

  That's gross..
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  -Morph- 2007-10-12T07:50:14Z says:

  ugh....
  
  
  
  now i want some ramen noodles!
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  SavageHenry 2007-10-12T09:46:59Z says:

  ...Time to drink some gasoline with a cherry bomb chaser...

  I pledge the zombie survival promise to you all...

  I promise to waste any of you who get this condition, as long as you promise to do the same to me.
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  MuchoPro 2007-10-12T12:44:22Z says:

  holy wow that was different
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  Theck4 2007-10-12T15:36:14Z says:

  I ate spaghetti a few hours ago, looked kinda like that. Although my spaghetti didnt wriggle.

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    BigJohnson110 2007-10-12T19:21:00Z says:

    and no guesses as to what was on the menu in that ward the next day!!
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  MachoMucho 2007-10-12T18:48:20Z says:

  Queazy? No worries. Only 1.5 billion people carry intestinal parasites of which there are 350 varieties.
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  aXx 2007-10-12T23:40:13Z says:

  cool doctors with mobile phones and stuff.

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    fourhundredandtwenty 2007-11-17T18:57:18Z says:

    makes me wonder who received that txt msg, and if they were having dinner at the time.