Every 20 pounds you're overweight, you lose one inch from your penis. Thays why it looks like smerf has a vagina, the man tits are just a bonus for his lover Hank.
you know, if that bench had been actually made by hand, and not mass produced in some factory in India/China, then it might have held the weight, and that fat guy could have had his filling of cream pie.
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Comments to why fat guys dont belong in porn!
...yes, the battleship is down...
battleship? he didnt do shit.
Reply button fuckface...... but your avatar...... adorable.
where is the reply button? i can't find it
It's up your ass, jarine.
yet you still used it!? oh wait so did I... damnit!
what reply button? i bet hes just commenting on the video.
we need a repair man to the upper dick, if just broke down everthing.. 10/4 rubber ducky!
It*
^ Atrociously unfunny.
Where's the reply button? it's kinda funny how people get bothered about that.
Not really.
Not funny like ha ha, funny like, meh?
Beavis and butthead by the laughter.
Boioioioiing
It's not Beavis and Butthead, because they never score.
It must be Nanook and RonT, then.
Note to self: buy sturdy furniture. Do not have sex on wicker.
Why do fat people doing porn always have small penises? With the exception of Ron Jeremy.
Every 20 pounds you're overweight, you lose one inch from your penis. Thays why it looks like smerf has a vagina, the man tits are just a bonus for his lover Hank.
I believe it's every 30lbs you're overweight, you lose 1/8th of an inch. If it was an inch per 20lbs, then Ron Jeremy would actually be 25 inches.
every word each of you guys says makes you sound 100x dumber.
What level have they reached? Mold? Peanut Shell? Dent?
plankton
At least we haven't hit the stage of bacteria, am I right? Huh? Huh?
I'm reading you somewhere between old shoe and orange peel.
bacteria are deadly
is it wrong that i knwo by the pale fat guys and the spitting in the face in a hotel room that this is form the guys from facialabuse.com?
Very wrong.
You're prolly the only one who could guess that.
Fat guys don't belong anywhere except on top of a bonfire.
dumb fuckers
why do the chix in porno vids ALWAYS keep on saying yeah, yeah, yeah, yesss, yesss, yeah?
Because if they were saying No! No! No! No! Stop! It would no longer be a regular porn, it would be "rape."
you know, if that bench had been actually made by hand, and not mass produced in some factory in India/China, then it might have held the weight, and that fat guy could have had his filling of cream pie.
Hey, one guy didn't break that bench. Three people did. And they're not really fat either.