I didn't even know who Dane Cook was until a few months ago because he was being parodied in MAD magazine. He was ok in that movie "Employee of the Month", but yeah, this skit is pretty sad.
I listened to most of his routine and it was simply unfunny. His supposed key jokes are shortening "bad-ass motherfucker" to "BAMF" and using that as an acronym. Ooook... Or his whole tortuous Burger King bit... One of the jokes was how you "ask for a few ketchup packets and they give you like 19 of them!" How the fuck can anyone laugh at that shit?
i pretty much hate anyone whos ever gone out with jessica simpson...partially out of jealousy but mostly because if you date her you must also be a fucking retard
How was that even funny like comedians get a laugh when they joke about real life so in what dimension does ,what anything he says, happen , except shit comedy sitcoms that come on at 2am !
what the fuck is this, he keeps yapping and yapping on and on about something hes about to explain what the fuck hes yapping about. fuck you dane cook, you messed up your shot at a good first impression on me
Sounds like what another unfunny fuck named Carlos Mencia does, steals whole jokes and then makes them unfunny. DEDEDE more like ram a fucking cattle prod up your ass and tourch it
When did the 'hate Dane Cook' trend start?
I liked his first 2 albums.
His movies suck, but I dig his standup.
I think people started hating him when he did some baseball commercial. Then everyone jumped on the hate Dane Cook bandwagon.
I still dig his standup.
I can't obey trend which is what it looks like is going on here and everywhere else.
Sheep.
Fuck trend.
Trend? I dont now the guy, but this sucks. It's cool to find out that's trendy. Partly because the hate bandwagon is better than his love triangle. Of course anyone with a he-man avatar.....
No way man... he is funny. Standup ONLY though. His bit on the Kool-Aid man is great, Nestle Quick (the movie "Dune" is in my chocolaty drink!) and drowning under someone's pool floatie raft... all great.
I also dig Patton Oswalt, Mitch Hedberg, Lewis Black...Zack Galifinakis... all cool.
Dane can be funny when not distracted by $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
And those aren't girl pants. You can tell they're girl pants when they don't go all the way up the dude's ass crack because they're so fucken tight and obviously not meant for a man.
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All those who hate Dane Cook, raise your hand now...
*raises hand* I don't even have to watch this to know it's not funny. Dane Cook is not funny.
makes me wish i was sheeva from MK3. I fucking hate dane cook so much.
I didn't even know who Dane Cook was until a few months ago because he was being parodied in MAD magazine. He was ok in that movie "Employee of the Month", but yeah, this skit is pretty sad.
I like Dane. This is not his best work but the guy is pretty funny.
I fucking hate Dane Cook. drumrave is right. He is not funny.
dane cook is a piece of shit. fuck his unfunny ass, not even gonna watch cause his "punch lines" blow ass
hes much funnier in movies than stand up.. just liek robin williams
I listened to most of his routine and it was simply unfunny. His supposed key jokes are shortening "bad-ass motherfucker" to "BAMF" and using that as an acronym. Ooook... Or his whole tortuous Burger King bit... One of the jokes was how you "ask for a few ketchup packets and they give you like 19 of them!" How the fuck can anyone laugh at that shit?
i pretty much hate anyone whos ever gone out with jessica simpson...partially out of jealousy but mostly because if you date her you must also be a fucking retard
plus hes not funny
he definately isnt funny, have never found him funny! he looks like a fuckin tool, i never got what all the hype is about.... that bit was a yawnfest
Morph: i have found Robin williams' standup pretty funny, his bit on golf as fucking hilarious!
"EIGHTEEN FUCKIN' TIMES!"
He steals jokes just like Carlos Men'steal'ia.
I never heard of him before right now and he fucking sucks.
How was that even funny like comedians get a laugh when they joke about real life so in what dimension does ,what anything he says, happen , except shit comedy sitcoms that come on at 2am !
Hes still funnier than russel brand, god i hate russel brand.
what the fuck is this, he keeps yapping and yapping on and on about something hes about to explain what the fuck hes yapping about. fuck you dane cook, you messed up your shot at a good first impression on me
He's not funny. If you actually give people a transcript of the shit he says, I bet even his fans would think he's a retard.
*raises hand*
..Stephen Lynch though, he rocks! :D
He's not even funny when he is stealing the material of funnier comics.
He's a wanker.
This guy is soooooooooooo funnnnny.
*raising hand* Dane Cook is the least funny fucktard on earth. He makes Carrot Top look hilarious....Daniel Tosh is the funniest
This guy is hilaaaaaarious.
Then you my friend are a retard or less then 14yrs of age
I'm not your friend, cocksucker.
Do you actually have friends, hanky?
Yes, a few.
They may even recognise sarcasm too.
Dane Cook is sooooo fucking funny.
That's what I just said.
I like Dane when he is on TV and edited. I saw him in person recently and He wasn't that funny. I lef6 feeling like I had wasted money.
You do know he steals entire bits from other comedians, right? And that he worships George Carlin, but George called him a cock...
Sounds like what another unfunny fuck named Carlos Mencia does, steals whole jokes and then makes them unfunny. DEDEDE more like ram a fucking cattle prod up your ass and tourch it
cumrave, go away. You offend the senses
ummm... no
ya you do actually
i feel my senses are offended.
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW!!!
yak i know you dont like this fucking guy.
Yak appeals to a higher authority than good taste--his own.
George Lopez rules! Live or on t.v. he is above all!
George Lopez isnt funny.
Didn't Chris Rock talk about this very subject in his latest routine? Couldn't we have chosen that instead?
Can't remember the last time Chris Rock actually did stand-up.
dane cook is THE SHIT!!!!
Yes , "the shit from a baboons bright red ass".
He is the shit from the devils foreskin. He sucks so bad he could empty the river thames.
When did the 'hate Dane Cook' trend start?
I liked his first 2 albums.
His movies suck, but I dig his standup.
I think people started hating him when he did some baseball commercial. Then everyone jumped on the hate Dane Cook bandwagon.
I still dig his standup.
I can't obey trend which is what it looks like is going on here and everywhere else.
Sheep.
Fuck trend.
Agreed. His first 2 albums were great, Vicious Circle was ok, his latest standup movie sucked ass, and yeah, his movies suck.
I like the old stuff, but not the new stuff, kinda like Metallica.
I started hating him when everyone got into the trend of saying he was good when he clearly isn't.
He is the funniest man to have ever lived.
Fuz, you are a fucking idiot.
Trend? I dont now the guy, but this sucks. It's cool to find out that's trendy. Partly because the hate bandwagon is better than his love triangle. Of course anyone with a he-man avatar.....
its hilarious how people think that its trendy to not like dane cook, when in reality people don't like him because he isn't a very good comedian.
The comments about the video are funnier than the vid.
No way man... he is funny. Standup ONLY though. His bit on the Kool-Aid man is great, Nestle Quick (the movie "Dune" is in my chocolaty drink!) and drowning under someone's pool floatie raft... all great.
I also dig Patton Oswalt, Mitch Hedberg, Lewis Black...Zack Galifinakis... all cool.
Dane can be funny when not distracted by $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
how can this loser get an audience
Because he's good-looking and wears tight girl pants. Chicks will pay to see him whether he's funny or not.
You're right. I'm pretty sure most of his audience are chicks.
And those aren't girl pants. You can tell they're girl pants when they don't go all the way up the dude's ass crack because they're so fucken tight and obviously not meant for a man.
HAHAHAHA!!!... not funny.
it's funny cuz it's true :)
It's not funny, because it's dane cook
He's sem-funny.
*semi
Fuck me in the ass, he is so hot.
Mmm.
It's like he knows me.