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Why Women Win Fights

Let Dane Cook teach you why women ALWAYS win fights.

Why Women Win Fights

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  • Asphalt
    Asphalt 2008-01-24T05:02:14Z says:

    All those who hate Dane Cook, raise your hand now...

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-01-24T05:13:34Z says:

      *raises hand* I don't even have to watch this to know it's not funny. Dane Cook is not funny.

    • Horsehockey
      Horsehockey 2008-01-24T05:29:20Z says:

      makes me wish i was sheeva from MK3. I fucking hate dane cook so much.

    • Wario7793
      Wario7793 2008-01-24T05:42:05Z says:

      I didn't even know who Dane Cook was until a few months ago because he was being parodied in MAD magazine. He was ok in that movie "Employee of the Month", but yeah, this skit is pretty sad.

    • BrownBeast
      BrownBeast 2008-01-24T05:57:08Z says:

      I like Dane. This is not his best work but the guy is pretty funny.

    • GloryHole
      GloryHole 2008-01-24T05:57:28Z says:

      I fucking hate Dane Cook. drumrave is right. He is not funny.

    • avatar_ignis
      avatar_ignis 2008-01-24T06:07:16Z says:

      dane cook is a piece of shit. fuck his unfunny ass, not even gonna watch cause his "punch lines" blow ass

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2008-01-24T06:41:17Z says:

      hes much funnier in movies than stand up.. just liek robin williams

    • TiredGuy
      TiredGuy 2008-01-24T06:44:22Z says:

      I listened to most of his routine and it was simply unfunny. His supposed key jokes are shortening "bad-ass motherfucker" to "BAMF" and using that as an acronym. Ooook... Or his whole tortuous Burger King bit... One of the jokes was how you "ask for a few ketchup packets and they give you like 19 of them!" How the fuck can anyone laugh at that shit?

    • KojachBaumherr
      KojachBaumherr 2008-01-24T06:47:26Z says:

      i pretty much hate anyone whos ever gone out with jessica simpson...partially out of jealousy but mostly because if you date her you must also be a fucking retard

    • KojachBaumherr
      KojachBaumherr 2008-01-24T06:50:47Z says:

      plus hes not funny

    • Bennyboy
      Bennyboy 2008-01-24T07:11:35Z says:

      he definately isnt funny, have never found him funny! he looks like a fuckin tool, i never got what all the hype is about.... that bit was a yawnfest

      Morph: i have found Robin williams' standup pretty funny, his bit on golf as fucking hilarious!

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-01-24T09:14:43Z says:

      "EIGHTEEN FUCKIN' TIMES!"

    • thecraze
      thecraze 2008-01-24T11:56:41Z says:

      He steals jokes just like Carlos Men'steal'ia.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-01-24T12:23:43Z says:

      I never heard of him before right now and he fucking sucks.

    • fuz
      fuz 2008-01-24T12:53:44Z says:

      How was that even funny like comedians get a laugh when they joke about real life so in what dimension does ,what anything he says, happen , except shit comedy sitcoms that come on at 2am !

    • Alyon
      Alyon 2008-01-24T19:32:51Z says:

      Hes still funnier than russel brand, god i hate russel brand.

    • mayor
      mayor 2008-01-24T20:16:33Z says:

      what the fuck is this, he keeps yapping and yapping on and on about something hes about to explain what the fuck hes yapping about. fuck you dane cook, you messed up your shot at a good first impression on me

    • Supraliminal
      Supraliminal 2008-01-24T21:29:12Z says:

      He's not funny. If you actually give people a transcript of the shit he says, I bet even his fans would think he's a retard.

    • Spntneous
      Spntneous 2008-01-24T21:34:32Z says:

      *raises hand*

      ..Stephen Lynch though, he rocks! :D

    • SNIKT
      SNIKT 2008-01-25T08:20:34Z says:

      He's not even funny when he is stealing the material of funnier comics.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-01-25T19:46:47Z says:

      He's a wanker.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-01-25T19:52:33Z says:

      This guy is soooooooooooo funnnnny.

    • lorihop04
      lorihop04 2008-01-28T04:16:28Z says:

      *raising hand* Dane Cook is the least funny fucktard on earth. He makes Carrot Top look hilarious....Daniel Tosh is the funniest

  • HankChinaski
    HankChinaski 2008-01-24T06:24:40Z says:

    This guy is hilaaaaaarious.

    • fuz
      fuz 2008-01-24T12:49:46Z says:

      Then you my friend are a retard or less then 14yrs of age

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-01-24T15:25:07Z says:

      I'm not your friend, cocksucker.

    • Romeo2000
      Romeo2000 2008-01-25T12:31:41Z says:

      Do you actually have friends, hanky?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-01-25T14:15:08Z says:

      Yes, a few.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-01-25T19:41:49Z says:

      They may even recognise sarcasm too.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-01-25T19:42:26Z says:

      Dane Cook is sooooo fucking funny.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-01-25T19:53:07Z says:

      That's what I just said.

  • 1rish1
    1rish1 2008-01-24T06:38:17Z says:

    I like Dane when he is on TV and edited. I saw him in person recently and He wasn't that funny. I lef6 feeling like I had wasted money.

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2008-01-24T06:49:16Z says:

      You do know he steals entire bits from other comedians, right? And that he worships George Carlin, but George called him a cock...

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-01-24T06:57:20Z says:

      Sounds like what another unfunny fuck named Carlos Mencia does, steals whole jokes and then makes them unfunny. DEDEDE more like ram a fucking cattle prod up your ass and tourch it

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2008-01-24T07:03:39Z says:

      cumrave, go away. You offend the senses

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-01-24T07:05:11Z says:

      ummm... no

    • dik
      dik 2008-01-24T18:24:36Z says:

      ya you do actually

    • Alyon
      Alyon 2008-01-24T19:33:33Z says:

      i feel my senses are offended.

  • Starrsky
    Starrsky 2008-01-24T07:40:15Z says:

    YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW!!!

  • borracho5000
    borracho5000 2008-01-24T08:18:28Z says:

    yak i know you dont like this fucking guy.

    • AntonioMainenti
      AntonioMainenti 2008-01-24T09:23:25Z says:

      Yak appeals to a higher authority than good taste--his own.

  • fabreeze805
    fabreeze805 2008-01-24T08:48:00Z says:

    George Lopez rules! Live or on t.v. he is above all!

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-01-24T09:15:36Z says:

      George Lopez isnt funny.

  • AntonioMainenti
    AntonioMainenti 2008-01-24T09:23:01Z says:

    Didn't Chris Rock talk about this very subject in his latest routine? Couldn't we have chosen that instead?

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-01-24T09:56:48Z says:

      Can't remember the last time Chris Rock actually did stand-up.

  • mrpopo0
    mrpopo0 2008-01-24T09:55:40Z says:

    dane cook is THE SHIT!!!!

    • fuz
      fuz 2008-01-24T13:41:11Z says:

      Yes , "the shit from a baboons bright red ass".

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-01-25T19:43:54Z says:

      He is the shit from the devils foreskin. He sucks so bad he could empty the river thames.

  • Binaryx
    Binaryx 2008-01-24T11:51:13Z says:

    When did the 'hate Dane Cook' trend start?
    I liked his first 2 albums.
    His movies suck, but I dig his standup.
    I think people started hating him when he did some baseball commercial. Then everyone jumped on the hate Dane Cook bandwagon.
    I still dig his standup.
    I can't obey trend which is what it looks like is going on here and everywhere else.
    Sheep.
    Fuck trend.

    • rainman
      rainman 2008-01-24T12:41:55Z says:

      Agreed. His first 2 albums were great, Vicious Circle was ok, his latest standup movie sucked ass, and yeah, his movies suck.

      I like the old stuff, but not the new stuff, kinda like Metallica.

    • fuz
      fuz 2008-01-24T13:44:45Z says:

      I started hating him when everyone got into the trend of saying he was good when he clearly isn't.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-01-24T15:28:51Z says:

      He is the funniest man to have ever lived.

      Fuz, you are a fucking idiot.

    • Godzilla
      Godzilla 2008-01-24T15:39:46Z says:

      Trend? I dont now the guy, but this sucks. It's cool to find out that's trendy. Partly because the hate bandwagon is better than his love triangle. Of course anyone with a he-man avatar.....

    • yak
      yak 2008-01-24T19:00:35Z says:

      its hilarious how people think that its trendy to not like dane cook, when in reality people don't like him because he isn't a very good comedian.

    • Alyon
      Alyon 2008-01-24T19:35:06Z says:

      The comments about the video are funnier than the vid.

    • Binaryx
      Binaryx 2008-01-25T03:20:45Z says:

      No way man... he is funny. Standup ONLY though. His bit on the Kool-Aid man is great, Nestle Quick (the movie "Dune" is in my chocolaty drink!) and drowning under someone's pool floatie raft... all great.
      I also dig Patton Oswalt, Mitch Hedberg, Lewis Black...Zack Galifinakis... all cool.
      Dane can be funny when not distracted by $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

  • elchris
    elchris 2008-01-24T15:48:21Z says:

    how can this loser get an audience

    • hotshot
      hotshot 2008-01-24T20:10:43Z says:

      Because he's good-looking and wears tight girl pants. Chicks will pay to see him whether he's funny or not.

    • Supraliminal
      Supraliminal 2008-01-24T21:31:35Z says:

      You're right. I'm pretty sure most of his audience are chicks.

    • Supraliminal
      Supraliminal 2008-01-24T21:32:33Z says:

      And those aren't girl pants. You can tell they're girl pants when they don't go all the way up the dude's ass crack because they're so fucken tight and obviously not meant for a man.

  • AryanVegetarian
    AryanVegetarian 2008-01-24T22:06:41Z says:

    HAHAHAHA!!!... not funny.

  • OhSnap
    OhSnap 2008-01-25T02:15:35Z says:

    it's funny cuz it's true :)

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-01-25T03:37:01Z says:

      It's not funny, because it's dane cook

  • SpaceGoat
    SpaceGoat 2008-01-25T02:43:45Z says:

    He's sem-funny.

  • SpaceGoat
    SpaceGoat 2008-01-25T02:43:53Z says:

    *semi

  • HighClassPieceOfShit
    HighClassPieceOfShit 2008-01-25T09:13:19Z says:

    Fuck me in the ass, he is so hot.
    Mmm.

  • Delilah
    Delilah 2008-01-25T09:38:54Z says:

    It's like he knows me.

yak
posted January 24, 2008
by yak

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