Fuck the mirrors or the camera!...that guy needs to invest in a paper fucking bag cause thats the only way hes gonna get laid...and thats only if the lights in the whole fucking city are out!
the writing is the best part; "please would all the ladies check my profile out? I have a lot of pics" cuz, you know, that's what we need... more pictures. ps. kitty!
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imagine the things that cat has been forced to lick.
Fuck the mirrors or the camera!...that guy needs to invest in a paper fucking bag cause thats the only way hes gonna get laid...and thats only if the lights in the whole fucking city are out!
the writing is the best part; "please would all the ladies check my profile out? I have a lot of pics" cuz, you know, that's what we need... more pictures. ps. kitty!
weird lookin motherfucker
Oddly enough on the same night this was posted several animals escaped from the San Diego Zoo.
is he in his grandma's room?
From the walls, I'm guessing he hasn't moved out yet.
His pillows were made by Jews.
20 20 24 years ago...i shouldve been aborted.fell down the ugly tree and hit every branch. i shouldve been aborted.
...so are his clothes.
Damn Swine you ruined my post!!! :P
His Ramones shirt convinces me...he must be a pretty cool guy
This guy seems cool, he looks like Nacho Libre.
Is it just me, or does that cat have 'rape victim' written all over it?
subliminalvommit?
MURDERFACE MURDERFACE MURDERFACE!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHA, he does sorta look like Murderface from Metalocalypse... I can imagine him screaming with that funny lisp, spittle flying everywhere...
I think I've been coming here to long because I read UVsaturated's comment as: "His pillows were made OF Jews."
LMAO @ all comments...not too mention the guys name looks like "MattShizzl" .... puke
That guy's an embarrassment to all Ramones fans everywhere.
Never let it be said this site doesn't cater to the ladies...
Hey all, unfortunately (for my cat) I am single again.
What does he mean by single again?! You mean at one point he wasn't?
Guess he had some goats but run over them with his pickup truck accidently
what a fucking loser
As you can see from the photo he has lost both his hands, hence he is single again.
shit that was funny until I actually read it.
what are you guys talking about. cant you see that he gets all the pussy in the background???
Hee, he does look like Murderface. Let's seek out other Metalocalypse lookalikes.
he looks like he's about to kill the camera..
fap fap fap fap fap!!
Looks like a fuckin' stalker!
loving the jewish star pattern on his pillows...
His pussy awaits him in bed.
The ladies will be lining around the block for him.
Take away the pubic 'tache and he resembles a smirking pig.
I fucking guarantee you that he lives with his Mom.
who the fuck is this faggot?
nice dead cat on his bed. that should bring in quite a few nearly sain women a knockin.
I sponge painted the walls myself, i "stuccoed" the ceiling as well. Mustache rides! 5 pesos. Want a ride in my minitruck?
OK, think i'm done.
Dad?????
I heard he used to fuck a tame bear but some chick shot it out of a tree and ruined the hide with her boyfriends cum
Looks like he snuck into some old woman's house, and took a souvenir photo before he raped the cat and stole the old woman...