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Meh. My mom fed me Coke at that age and it didn't affect m-m-m-me.

Wired Baby

Wired Baby
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Comments to Wired Baby

  • fastmx5
    fastmx5 2007-10-20T04:23:34Z says:

    Starting point of obesity. Right there!

    • instakitty
      instakitty 2007-10-20T07:13:23Z says:

      what, the mother deciding its ok to each the child?

    • instakitty
      instakitty 2007-10-20T07:13:45Z says:

      i wouldnt blame her. the baby looks pretty fucking happy about the decision.

  • zxcv
    zxcv 2007-10-20T04:38:52Z says:

    He wont have a high chance of "fitting in" if he's the fat kid in class. No offence Smerf.

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-10-20T10:09:32Z says:

      Fuck off.

    • zxcv
      zxcv 2007-10-20T10:13:34Z says:

      Smerf, I'm just joking, you know I got non-gay love for you.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-10-20T11:09:10Z says:

      ^Gay.

    • zxcv
      zxcv 2007-10-20T11:15:41Z says:

      ^GAYEST. Skipped ya.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-10-20T11:23:16Z says:

      I think you skipped a couple genes and ended up in Gay Land. How the weather over there?

    • zxcv
      zxcv 2007-10-20T11:35:28Z says:

      How old are you, really?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-10-20T11:41:40Z says:

      Old enough to know that your are lame-ass, gay, poopy-poking nut juggler.

    • zxcv
      zxcv 2007-10-20T11:45:37Z says:

      No, I seriously want to know. How old are you?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-10-20T11:46:13Z says:

      Editor's note: When people really can't make any decent comebacks they often use age as a last ditch effort.

      "Omg, you're 35? You are so old! What an old loser. Judging by your comments, I'd have guessed you were still the womb.

      I, otoh, am still young and will have a long successful life and make lots of money."

      This is the basic pattern, with of course, some minor variations.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2007-10-20T14:13:16Z says:

      35 is not old.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-10-20T14:19:54Z says:

      No shit. But, if you're some stupid college kid then you think it is.

    • dik
      dik 2007-10-20T14:27:04Z says:

      hank is 39...sorry hank they dragged it outa me

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-10-20T14:30:02Z says:

      Loose lips sink ships, dik.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-10-20T14:30:28Z says:

      Stool pigeon.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2007-10-20T15:33:11Z says:

      Omg, you're 39? You are so old! What an old loser.

    • dik
      dik 2007-10-20T15:36:35Z says:

      ya hank you old loser...can you still walk at that age?? ahahaha

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-10-20T15:39:16Z says:

      It's true.

    • elchris
      elchris 2007-10-20T15:57:08Z says:

      cant recall ever makin an old prank on you hank. dik obviously wishes he was a teenager again with that hair he wears, so id assume thats one of the old fags soar spots

    • dik
      dik 2007-10-20T16:10:49Z says:

      sigh..elchris there really isn't anything you can say that's going to offend me so give it up or try harder

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-10-20T16:12:41Z says:

      Wow. Hank's the by-product of the summer of love.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-10-20T16:26:11Z says:

      My parents weren't involved in any hippy activities, unfortunately.

    • elchris
      elchris 2007-10-20T16:35:28Z says:

      right dik..

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2007-10-20T19:06:49Z says:

      im young!

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2007-10-20T19:37:12Z says:

      I'm 38 and in my prime.

    • elchris
      elchris 2007-10-20T19:41:40Z says:

      still waitin for those tits

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2007-10-20T20:02:10Z says:

      me too. I know you guys are going to be so mean to me though. You're so ruthless to each other. Although, I think they're nice.

    • shawn2007
      shawn2007 2007-10-20T20:03:32Z says:

      36 here

    • kagemaru026
      kagemaru026 2007-10-20T20:06:55Z says:

      i am a breastophile, i'll show you some love.
      ...i'm 20 btw.

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2007-10-20T20:19:44Z says:

      thnx. I'm a dickophile. But only when they're attached to certain guys.

    • kagemaru026
      kagemaru026 2007-10-20T20:24:18Z says:

      that goes without saying. but can't women imagine they're fucking someone else, like men do?

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2007-10-20T20:36:29Z says:

      Um, I haven't considered it, except I did that all the time with my x husband. I got to really like the doggie position so I wouldn't have to look at him and ruin the fantasy.

    • kagemaru026
      kagemaru026 2007-10-20T20:41:55Z says:

      hahaha...how do you spell irony? if he thought the exact same thing.
      i keed, i keed.

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2007-10-20T20:46:39Z says:

      I wish he would, then he'd leave me alone.

  • Kilo-Maniac
    Kilo-Maniac 2007-10-20T04:39:49Z says:

    How soon is too soon? Not soon enough!
    HAHAH

    • instakitty
      instakitty 2007-10-20T07:14:09Z says:

      thats not soon enough!

  • shawn2007
    shawn2007 2007-10-20T05:04:22Z says:

    lol boosts personality

  • ixsx
    ixsx 2007-10-20T05:21:56Z says:

    The kid already has a hearing aid

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-10-20T06:23:42Z says:

      What?

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2007-10-20T06:48:43Z says:

      It's a hearing-ear cat.

    • dik
      dik 2007-10-20T15:45:53Z says:

      oh shit!!!!! claude you sneaky fucker!

  • iranian
    iranian 2007-10-20T05:22:06Z says:

    i started to drink cum before i was born, and it helped me become tall and strong!

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-10-20T16:45:07Z says:

      You've never really stopped have you.

    • ixsx
      ixsx 2007-10-21T07:58:27Z says:

      IS that what your mom's explanation was for you being born with AIDS?

  • elchris
    elchris 2007-10-20T05:36:21Z says:

    the soda pop board of america. stupid gringos

  • TiredGuy
    TiredGuy 2007-10-20T06:07:12Z says:

    Gauranteed fake.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-10-20T06:24:58Z says:

      Real imitation leather.

    • kagemaru026
      kagemaru026 2007-10-20T10:24:08Z says:

      you caught that too, tired?

    • BenOfBodom
      BenOfBodom 2007-10-20T10:35:08Z says:

      shame he couldn't catch a dictionary

    • BenOfBodom
      BenOfBodom 2007-10-20T10:41:15Z says:

      actually i just did a google search, and is that how you yanks spell guaranteed? i know you've got issues with the letter 'U' but that's a new one for me

    • kagemaru026
      kagemaru026 2007-10-20T11:11:22Z says:

      thats how its spelled in the picture.

      look before you leap, grasshopper.

    • dik
      dik 2007-10-20T14:29:42Z says:

      i don't know why anyone would go to the trouble of faking something so not really funny

  • Murgatroid
    Murgatroid 2007-10-20T07:58:46Z says:

    that baby looks like the president. and that bitch has only half a head becuase she is a bitch

  • fries-please
    fries-please 2007-10-20T08:50:32Z says:

    The Soda Pop Board of America sounds really gay.

    • thepope
      thepope 2007-10-20T22:58:59Z says:

      I think they work with the Academy of Tobacco Studies.

  • McLaughlen
    McLaughlen 2007-10-20T14:41:05Z says:

    Fake.

  • toolman961
    toolman961 2007-10-20T15:09:57Z says:

    Back in the day when coke was introduced to the soda industry, they used cocain at first, and this would explain the outgoing personality in teens.

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2007-10-20T16:09:33Z says:

      They should make a new coke with ecstasy.

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-10-20T19:30:21Z says:

      Actually, they still use the coca plant to flavor Coke and grow their coca plants in... New Jersey, I think. But they chemically treat the leaves so any cocaine is denatured and thus no longer a drug.

    • thepope
      thepope 2007-10-20T22:55:42Z says:

      :(

    • dik
      dik 2007-10-21T03:25:18Z says:

      i seriously doubt the coca cola company still uses coca leaves to make their soft drink

    • ixsx
      ixsx 2007-10-21T08:00:44Z says:

      No they do. That's why Coca Cola is a Class A narcotic. It is a felony to posses.

    • elchris
      elchris 2007-10-21T08:10:19Z says:

      dik: coca cola still extrats some bio products from the coca plant. what i seriously doubt is that there is a plantation in jersey. ive heard they buy the leaves directly from colombia. im a little dissapointed. i thought you knew it all

    • elchris
      elchris 2007-10-21T08:13:11Z says:

      theres an ol saying here. the more you have the more humble you "shall" be. according to this you have nothing

  • ClaudeBallz
    ClaudeBallz 2007-10-20T22:37:42Z says:

    Well, I didn't make this, and I'm pretty sure its authentic.

ClaudeBallz
posted October 20, 2007