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  • TheTruth
    TheTruth 2008-04-24T04:17:52Z says:

    THATS FUCKING RIGHT! also germany and france can still be under hitler rules. America kicks ass!!

    • c00k13puss
      c00k13puss 2008-04-24T06:31:42Z says:

      ya.. thank god America stepped in so swiftly..

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-04-24T06:41:26Z says:

      You must admit they jumped in right at the start.

    • Whakka
      Whakka 2008-04-24T08:53:02Z says:

      yeah they did not let half of europe to get occupied first.

    • SNIKT
      SNIKT 2008-04-24T09:36:59Z says:

      We wanted to see if you pussies could defend yourselves, when it bacame apparent that you couldn't we stepped in for the last 2/3 of it. Good thing England had a great Prime Minister like Neville Chamberlain protecting them. I mean, think of how much would have had to be conceded to Hitler without him. What would a strapping leader like that need from a cripple like Roosevelt?

    • FatPat
      FatPat 2008-04-24T10:39:56Z says:

      He forgot about the Nuclear Bomb. Yeah, I know, German scientist, blah, blah,blah. We still did it first.

    • Alda
      Alda 2008-04-24T16:49:48Z says:

      Isn't America actually european people traveling to the new world? Native americans are the true americans. Which were mostly slaughtered.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-04-24T19:24:13Z says:

      Roosevelt....wasn't he told he couldn't actually get involved by the good folks of the USA?

    • AintThatABitch
      AintThatABitch 2008-04-24T19:24:26Z says:

      Fuck 'em, we're here now, and I am an American, not a European pussy.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-04-24T19:33:35Z says:

      Let's face it. You don't see a lot of that.

    • admin
      admin 2008-04-25T02:12:15Z says:

      Are you Americans really this stupid and arrogant in life? If so I hope a black guy, you likely know him as that nigga, beats your ass daily. Ideally with a history book. It was the Russians who ended WWII in Europe, and they would have with or without anyones help.

    • thebeeches
      thebeeches 2008-04-25T02:19:55Z says:

      russia helped yes... but without america they would be ran by hitlers goons still today

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-04-25T02:35:30Z says:

      I said it before on another comment. Hilter lost the war because he invaded Russia too soon. They were allies until that happened. Germany then had a war on 2 fronts and after the Normandy invasion they was pressured on 3 sides. Russia captured Hilter and was an intregral part in stopping Germany. Britain, the United States and Canada stopped Germany's western movement. Also The US invaded Italy and used it to invade Germany from the south

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-04-25T02:40:00Z says:

      And Admin the answer is yes Americans are that stupid and arrogant. Most think that you have to speak english and been born in the last 100 years to be considered to have intelligance, because if they didn;t live like us then they were stupid, so stupid they couldn't even speak english

    • SNIKT
      SNIKT 2008-04-25T08:38:07Z says:

      Russia and Germany weren't "allies", they just had a non-aggression pact, you don't fuck with me and I won't fuck with you, which Hitler broke. And refresh my memory, when exactly did Russia capture Hitler? You know they don't teach us the "real" history here in America and I don't remember that from way back in high school. I guess we don't have the "intelligance" that you do percusionparty.
      .
      .
      Oh, and fuck you and your man-toy whunu.

  • drumrave
    drumrave 2008-04-24T04:19:49Z says:

    Someone else would of invented it. The car was made in Europe long before Ford and the cumbustion engine made that possible. And Ben Franklin was born in England so had he not come to the Colonies he would of invented the Bifocals in Britain

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-04-24T04:20:46Z says:

      Let's rephrase the second sentence. The cumbustion engine made the car possible which was invented in England long before Ford

    • TheTruth
      TheTruth 2008-04-24T04:25:09Z says:

      cumcrave I'm glad u love england so much and not live in this great country america.

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-04-24T04:30:50Z says:

      I'm just saying but really if I had a choice I would rather live in the country with the money of greatest value, which happens to be the pound, or in another country with the second greatest value, which happens to be the euro.

    • fastmx5
      fastmx5 2008-04-24T04:36:32Z says:

      America isnt the greatest. Just the loudest. Now think about that loudmouth prick you went to school with.. yeh.. gettin it now?

    • TheTruth
      TheTruth 2008-04-24T04:36:37Z says:

      then u should get your ass to europe then.. which would be under hitler rules right now if it was for america.

    • TheTruth
      TheTruth 2008-04-24T04:38:36Z says:

      if it wasn't for AMERICA,, fuck thats want I wanted to say

      The US fucking rulz!! as long as democrates take over completely then we will be a socialist country , god help america

    • TheTruth
      TheTruth 2008-04-24T04:39:41Z says:

      fuck I going to stop writing I can't speak right now

      correction again* UNLESS democrates take over*

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-04-24T04:41:04Z says:

      Based on what? Hilter lost the war because he decided to go and fuck over Russia. If he concentrated his efforts in the West and then went after Russia it would of been a different outcome. America is too proud for no reason. And assholes like you sight off shit like that and know dick about the subject

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-04-24T04:43:38Z says:

      It doesn't matter who the leader is or what form of government we have nothing is going to change. You can have your free health care but there is a cost. The economy won't change until the FED decides to cut rates and until then no one will be buying and we will continue to see the economy slow and the dollar drop

    • Kojach
      Kojach 2008-04-24T04:54:14Z says:

      because the russians totally liberated africa, the middle east, italy, france, all the little shithole european countries, and sent thousands to die on the beaches of normandy to begin all of that

      they also invented the semi-auto rifle that won the war, AMIRITE?

    • s0nn3
      s0nn3 2008-04-24T05:00:03Z says:

      the economy may slow..and a recession my arrive, but if you are in the right business.. hydraulics... you wont be affected too bad. Ill be purchasing a house that far exceeds what I need in the coming year, what with the housing market plummeting and all. $75-90/sq ft. no I cant wait.

    • yak
      yak 2008-04-24T05:11:00Z says:

      a canadian invented the semi automatic rifle btw...
      you know... just fyi.
      and while your at it... normandy? british casualties were actually the highest during the invasion there, although the canadian allied forces played the key role in taking normandy
      "In Normandy the Canadians took a leading role in the Allied Victory. The German losses were horrific, more that 400,000 men captured, wounded or killed. In addition, most of the enemy’s equipment was destroyed, including more than 2,000 tanks. The backbone of the Nazi army in the west was broken in Normandy, and the Canadians played a key role."

      its cool to think that your country is 'the greatest' but at least get partial facts right. you know.. so you don't look even stupider ;/

    • Kojach
      Kojach 2008-04-24T05:16:10Z says:

      is doesnt matter who did what, it wasnt the russians and they couldnt have stopped hitler with just their millions of poor ass commies

    • Kojach
      Kojach 2008-04-24T05:17:06Z says:

      and the fact that garand was canadian is the same shit this video is people from other countries making shit in the us, not americans inventing shit

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2008-04-24T05:29:23Z says:

      The Canadians during the invasion, if i remember right, landed infantry at Juno between the Brits at Gold and Sword, well east of Utah and Omaha. Anyone who was there, regardless of heritage, has more balls than me.

    • monkito83
      monkito83 2008-04-24T05:52:57Z says:

      if it wasn't for whites from Europe slaying natives there would be no Canada or America.

    • YoshitheMonk
      YoshitheMonk 2008-04-24T06:13:05Z says:

      FUcking indians had it coming to them.

    • c00k13puss
      c00k13puss 2008-04-24T06:31:18Z says:

      he has a point.. anybody who disagrees is obviously too thick headed..

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2008-04-24T06:50:22Z says:

      Yep, and the natives killed one another for land, and the wealth said land held, and over other disputes long before we got here. Dont go blaming "whites" for stealing anything from anyone. Its a stupid argument thats destined to lose.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-04-24T06:57:36Z says:

      Right....without a massive deployment on the eastern front there would have been far more Panzer and SS regiments in the west. Fact.

      The Anglo-Canadian forces played a huge role in the D Day landings. Fact.

      The Italian campaign also took up resources. Fact.

      The major factor in the allied victory in WW2 is that they attacked on ALL fronts making them ALL responsible for the defeat of Germany. You would have to be a moron to think that it was JUST one country that defeated the Nazis.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-04-24T06:58:51Z says:

      Don't forget that smallpox also played a part in getting rid of those meddling natives.

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2008-04-24T07:18:38Z says:

      I didnt say anything about any ONE country being responsible. You brits are a touchy bunch. I wasnt making any accusations or belittling anyone either, just a random observation.

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2008-04-24T07:22:16Z says:

      And if the Nez Perce had biological weapons at the time, I'm pretty sure they would have deployed them in response to the cavalry pursuing them up into the mountains.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-04-24T07:32:34Z says:

      I wasn't referring just to your comment and the Smallpox pretty much condemned those pesky Eastern tribes.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-04-24T07:33:31Z says:

      I should say it was mainly aimed at TheTruth and Kojach

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2008-04-24T07:36:22Z says:

      http://www.amazon.com/Flight-Nez-Perce-Mark-Brown/dp/B000OKKI12/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1209022113&sr=1-2
      Good read.^

    • EPISTAXIS
      EPISTAXIS 2008-04-24T09:32:04Z says:

      Looks like a lotta brave little americans are playing with the medals that their gramps and great-gramps won in WWII. Go fight your own war and stop taking credit for something that happened 60 years ago, dumbfucks.

    • BraveSamuel
      BraveSamuel 2008-04-24T11:50:04Z says:

      United States of America > Not America

      America has shaped the modern world and when a country starts coming out of the third world they say it is becoming, "americanized" for a reason. not "europeanized". quit crying and move here, or stay where you are and quit crying....

      so many of you sound like fat chicks that talk shit about the "super skinny miss perfect" girls.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-04-24T12:06:40Z says:

      No thanks. Wouldn't want to move to a country whose currency is worth less than my own.

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-04-24T12:25:03Z says:

      Actually I believe the term is "westernized" as in the western hemishpere (U.S. and Canada) and western europe (which is also advanced in technology)

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-04-24T12:29:36Z says:

      America will collapse within the next few decades.

      America = royaly fucked.

    • BraveSamuel
      BraveSamuel 2008-04-24T12:33:37Z says:

      ^ fat chick
      ^^ fat chick
      ^^^ fat chick

    • BraveSamuel
      BraveSamuel 2008-04-24T12:35:08Z says:

      ha ha oh sam, you're so handsome

    • ThereisNoGod
      ThereisNoGod 2008-04-24T13:01:41Z says:

      Yup, all third world countries want to be "americanized". I'd suggest some of you americans that believe that should hop on a plane and take a stroll down through one of these countries and see how you're welcomed. If you could find a third world country on a map that is - In 2006, 66% of 18 to 24 year old american couldn't find I raq on a map and 6 months after Katrina 33% couldn't find Louisiana on a map.

      I think cheeseburgers lower your IQ.

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-04-24T13:51:57Z says:

      The greatest inventor of all time was Italian; Leonardo Da Vinci

    • dik
      dik 2008-04-24T15:13:49Z says:

      leonardo da vinci was good in Titanic

    • yak
      yak 2008-04-24T15:36:29Z says:

      that was billy zane ;/

    • BraveSamuel
      BraveSamuel 2008-04-24T17:34:43Z says:

      billy zane is handsome and might have the coolest name in the world.

      *cough* American *cough*

    • dik
      dik 2008-04-24T17:53:31Z says:

      gaaaay

    • Cjirvin
      Cjirvin 2008-04-24T17:58:26Z says:

      wow... i remember more intelligent conversations from 3rd grade social studies.. WTF is this anyway, the war channel open forum, most of you even participating are retarded, and know nothing about american history. put your dick back in your pants and pick up a book.

    • dik
      dik 2008-04-24T18:00:31Z says:

      oh fuck you you dirty fuckin noob. just who the fuck do you think you're talking to?

    • BraveSamuel
      BraveSamuel 2008-04-24T18:10:51Z says:

      take it back about me being "gaaay" dik... take it back

      you cut me deep :.(

      okay i'm over it, we can be friends again : )

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2008-04-24T18:34:02Z says:

      Fucking Earth with its green grass and bullshit...

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-04-24T19:14:26Z says:

      Billy Zane. Just dumped by Kelly Brook (British). She has amazing norks.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-04-24T20:20:21Z says:

      I used to be a noob just like Crirvin but i learned to keep my mouth shut and now im a certified member of the Mucho family

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-04-24T20:25:24Z says:

      Shut up, noob!

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2008-04-24T23:29:48Z says:

      Seconded

  • hankrecess
    hankrecess 2008-04-24T04:19:54Z says:

    whoever made this is a pompous asshole.

  • OhGodWhyME
    OhGodWhyME 2008-04-24T04:20:09Z says:

    Good song

    • SnizMasterJ
      SnizMasterJ 2008-04-24T04:28:09Z says:

      its from the movie Team America World Police. from the creators of south park

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2008-04-24T04:39:45Z says:

      No shit?!

    • YoshitheMonk
      YoshitheMonk 2008-04-24T06:13:50Z says:

      Dirka thank youuuuuuuu fer leting mi no ov the oarigins ov the sawng.

  • Wingz6Six6
    Wingz6Six6 2008-04-24T04:20:40Z says:

    and all the products we invented are now made in China or Japan or Hong Kong, so......... Yeah America?

    • Romeo2000
      Romeo2000 2008-04-24T06:49:21Z says:

      lol...

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2008-04-24T18:35:15Z says:

      But who else would buy all their crazy porno if it weren't for the US?

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-04-25T04:02:56Z says:

      You still buy porno?

  • mbp
    mbp 2008-04-24T04:26:16Z says:

    Fuck Yea

  • Kojach
    Kojach 2008-04-24T04:39:38Z says:

    technically most of that stuff was made by foreigners who came to america

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2008-04-24T05:14:49Z says:

      America was populated by "foreigners", shithead.

    • BigDumbHippy
      BigDumbHippy 2008-04-24T08:45:04Z says:

      and the indians, but I think they're extinct

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-04-24T13:03:17Z says:

      They invented the casino's.

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2008-04-24T18:36:18Z says:

      and poprocks

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-04-24T20:21:54Z says:

      and the art of wearing feathers on you's heads

  • DickNixonJr
    DickNixonJr 2008-04-24T04:39:56Z says:

    Owendjeboom

  • TiredGuy
    TiredGuy 2008-04-24T04:47:59Z says:

    Pizza? Fucking pizza? All credibility gone in the last 3 frames...

    • hellonurse
      hellonurse 2008-04-24T04:51:47Z says:

      Exactly what I was thinking...

    • Kojach
      Kojach 2008-04-24T04:58:24Z says:

      thats what i said it wasnt "americans" that invented that shit it was immigrants

      if your parents immigrated to america you arent american youre wherever the fuck they came from

      if your grandparents or their parents (ect.) immigrated and your family has been here since then youre american

    • DejaVu
      DejaVu 2008-04-24T05:16:47Z says:

      uhm... wow are you off base or what... if you're born in the u.s., you're american. if you weren't, you're the nationality of where ever the fuck you were born. it has nothing to do with your parents

    • yak
      yak 2008-04-24T05:17:13Z says:

      so.... i'm not canadian actually? weird... could have sworn i was.
      you know... considering i was born here and have lived here all my life.....

    • AquaLunaTik
      AquaLunaTik 2008-04-24T05:32:04Z says:

      I must B some kind of ALIEN ...AKA WOLF 2 ?

    • c00k13puss
      c00k13puss 2008-04-24T06:28:58Z says:

      glad some people caught it..

    • Catch-22
      Catch-22 2008-04-24T10:34:40Z says:

      no, there never was any credibility to begin with trying to pass of the automobile as an american invention. ridiculous.

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-04-24T12:27:15Z says:

      And the assembly line wasn't an american invention either, but Ford found a way to make it and make it better and mass produced cars at a far substancial lower cost

    • BraveSamuel
      BraveSamuel 2008-04-24T17:31:49Z says:

      wow... kojack you have no idea what you are talking about. if you are born here you are american, if you immigrate here you are still american. that is what makes america america.

      "Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free.."

      it's the melting pot of all cultures and the world should be proud of it's success... instead of sniveling about it like fat chicks.

    • RIDDIK
      RIDDIK 2008-04-24T21:26:50Z says:

      I think they want us to use the term "tossed salad" now because melting pot makes it sound like we're taking away their culture.. or some shit like that. But my family has only been in America for 3 generations. I'm American. And so were my family that came here from Germany. Hell, Cubans that make it to dry land from the ocean become American citizens anymore.

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2008-04-25T03:44:50Z says:

      first pizza ever was the margarita pizza. which by the way is fucking awesome.

  • KaKaFiYaBaLL
    KaKaFiYaBaLL 2008-04-24T04:50:52Z says:

    this song is fuckin hilarious

  • Wario7793
    Wario7793 2008-04-24T05:04:17Z says:

    I just watched an episode of UFO Hunters about reverse engineering. It makes me wonder if the US stole alot of its ideas from ET...

  • hotshot
    hotshot 2008-04-24T05:16:02Z says:

    i think the television, pc, internet, and video games were american inventions more worth mentioning than half the shit this guy listed. he even started listing fucking food dishes at some point.

    • antispeziesist
      antispeziesist 2008-04-24T05:23:50Z says:

      the internet was invented by the americans but only for military purposes, while the World Wide Web was invented in Switzerland.

    • yak
      yak 2008-04-24T05:25:42Z says:

      the technology to actually create the internet wasn't developed by just americans.. it was a global creation (packet switching tcp/ip and a ton of various technologies that make the internet possible)
      television had several people who are created with its invention as well because without their technologies the tv couldn't have existed, being from various parts of the world as well... such as germany, england, usa etc
      first recorded 'video game' was done in the uk.. a tic tac toe game....

    • yak
      yak 2008-04-24T05:27:51Z says:

      yeah, i believe the world wide web (basically what most of you people would consider the internet.. lol..) was created at cern...

    • NeoNitride
      NeoNitride 2008-04-24T06:17:17Z says:

      A farm boy in NJ invented the method that allowed "TV" to work e.g. scanning visual info and converting to/from an electrical signal. So, yeah, we kinda did invent it ya foreign fucks. DARPA developed the Internet originally, we let other people help, but it was funded by the USA and managed as a project in the USA (and many other "modern" computing tech came directly from the USA like, say, transistors). Kriminy, some people just can't let it go that without the USA this planet would still be considered flat by the poor dumb bastards who live to ripe old ages of 35 if they haven't died of polio by then.

    • Romeo2000
      Romeo2000 2008-04-24T06:48:13Z says:

      actually the basic research for transistors was done in prewar germany as well...

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-04-24T07:05:46Z says:

      NeoNitride, the point is you wouldn't be sat in front of a computer unless some Europeans started falling out about Poland.

    • EPISTAXIS
      EPISTAXIS 2008-04-24T09:34:37Z says:

      Al Gore invented the internet, sjeees don't you people know anything?? Try and keep up; mkay..?

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2008-04-24T18:41:09Z says:

      Well it doesnt matter. Theyre supposed to scrap the internet and exchange it with "the Grid".
      Check it out:
      http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/science/article3689881.ece

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-04-24T20:17:02Z says:

      i heard that we are all part of something called the 'Matrix'.....

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-04-24T20:28:37Z says:

      We're all fucked, Skynet will finish us off in 2029.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-04-24T20:33:04Z says:

      Hang on! That's before I'm due to retire. Does that mean my pension's fucked?

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-04-24T20:36:47Z says:

      Because America invented the recent Credit Crunch your pension will be fucked waaaay before then.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-04-24T20:57:37Z says:

      bugger

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-04-24T21:09:28Z says:

      Bugger indeed, I'm gonna start buying large amounts of yen, there's got to be some wages in that soon.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-04-25T03:51:24Z says:

      That's going up on the exchanges

  • KillTheNoise
    KillTheNoise 2008-04-24T06:07:42Z says:

    "How to start a pro/anti-american fight on mucho again"

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-04-24T10:14:09Z says:

      i know ..... cool innit ?

  • YoshitheMonk
    YoshitheMonk 2008-04-24T06:14:47Z says:

    Us Americans have to stand up and create a new language for just us Americans. That way we can make of the dirty illegal mexicans and they can't understand us. You guys in?

    • jpsithlord
      jpsithlord 2008-04-24T06:59:35Z says:

      Fucking idiot

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2008-04-24T11:11:45Z says:

      well you've already fucked up English, so go ahead

    • Godzilla
      Godzilla 2008-04-25T11:55:23Z says:

      English was already the second most fucked up language next to French anyways.

  • NeoNitride
    NeoNitride 2008-04-24T06:14:47Z says:

    Pentax K1000 35mm camera FTW! Wouldn't have done high school photography class (and thus wouldn't have played grabby-ass witha willing underclassman girl in the darkroom) without it!

  • c00k13puss
    c00k13puss 2008-04-24T06:28:13Z says:

    cuz nobody else would every think of it.. and if there weren't america.. we'd all still be somewhere.. what a stupid video..

  • Romeo2000
    Romeo2000 2008-04-24T06:43:55Z says:

    just to get the facts straight:

    1st camera (carl august von steinheil, 1839)
    1st car with combustion engine (carl benz, 1888)
    and so on...
    (and much more would have been possible if you and the russians hadn't abducted our best scientists and engineers...)

    grrr... but who cares today...

  • BigDumbHippy
    BigDumbHippy 2008-04-24T08:45:39Z says:

    Ben Franklin FTW

  • EPISTAXIS
    EPISTAXIS 2008-04-24T08:51:00Z says:

    The cemetery is fullof people who couldn't be missed. Don't kid yerself USA. If you weren't around, it would be a different world but we 'lld still get by.... You're nice , but not that nice, especially since that nitwit has planted his ass in the oval office.

    • Godzilla
      Godzilla 2008-04-25T11:56:53Z says:

      The world would get by without any of us.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-04-25T13:09:24Z says:

      Except me.

  • El_Wanko
    El_Wanko 2008-04-24T10:48:48Z says:

    FUCK YEAH!

  • Catch-22
    Catch-22 2008-04-24T10:57:43Z says:

    Wow, arguably the biggest heap of shit ever compiled to a video in one severe delusional frenzy.
    Automobile, Photography, ... american inventions?? Pathetic.

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2008-04-24T11:12:59Z says:

      don't forget the pizza

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-04-24T11:13:34Z says:

      I especially liked the production line and toilet paper claims.

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2008-04-24T11:16:26Z says:

      WOW! that toilet paper looks great. Will it be available in europe any time soon?

    • PinkStinkWrinkle
      PinkStinkWrinkle 2008-04-24T22:58:17Z says:

      Plans for that and the toothbrush are being delivered as we speak.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-04-24T23:14:56Z says:

      Not if it's via UPS or Fedex, they'll say "England wasn't at home when we tried to deliver your package."
      Fucking useless they are!

  • ThereisNoGod
    ThereisNoGod 2008-04-24T12:26:17Z says:

    Along with all the other flaws mentioned - Alexander Graham Bell invented the first working phone - a Canadian (while in Canada).

    Can't blame the American that made this vid though - with the school systems the way they are it's not really their fault.

    • Godzilla
      Godzilla 2008-04-25T11:58:23Z says:

      Canada is American anyways.

  • Oranjeboom
    Oranjeboom 2008-04-24T12:34:31Z says:

    That video is so full of lies its unbelievable. What isn't so unbelievable is how proud alot of you are about false claims.

    Congratulations, you invented a few things, but guess what, so did everyone else.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-04-24T12:37:17Z says:

      Like photography, toilet paper, telephones, television, computers....

    • yak
      yak 2008-04-24T15:38:48Z says:

      and pizza.

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-04-24T16:32:36Z says:

      Ya. WTF, isn't pizza Italian?

    • yak
      yak 2008-04-24T16:33:28Z says:

      no it was invented by the us of a you dumbass didn't you watch the video?!!!

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-04-24T19:15:42Z says:

      Jeez Jamie. Next you'll be saying that the Chinese invented toilet paper.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-04-25T00:19:57Z says:

      I thought it was invented in new york buy some fat guy.

    • Apathy
      Apathy 2008-04-25T01:48:47Z says:

      The Fortune Cookie was invented in San Francisco.

    • thebeeches
      thebeeches 2008-04-25T06:14:07Z says:

      I'm glad the Europeans had something 500 years ago that we didn't invent in the states...a boat!

  • sir_puffalottabud
    sir_puffalottabud 2008-04-24T12:55:16Z says:

    all i have to say is...I DON''T GIVE A SHIT!!!

  • toolman961
    toolman961 2008-04-24T13:07:42Z says:

    I love my country, but it takes all of us, in every country, to make this world work. Everyone contributes to what make the world go round. If you don't love the country that you live in, well maybe you should find your happiness elsewhere.

    • Best-comment-winner-is...
      Best-comment-winner-is... 2008-04-24T14:00:05Z says:

      well said Toolman.....it should end here.....no more comments..

    • dik
      dik 2008-04-24T15:16:33Z says:

      1 more

    • TheTruth
      TheTruth 2008-04-24T15:37:58Z says:

      true toolman, cumcrave seems to be anti american he should never live here then

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-04-24T16:20:04Z says:

      TheTruth, you're nothing but a blind nationalist.

      Just because some other American points out that not everything was invented in the US, you think he should live somewhere else?

      You're a fucking idiot.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-04-24T16:25:17Z says:

      If it wasn't for America, Oranje would be speaking German right now.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-04-24T16:29:05Z says:

      Dont talk shit .... Hitler and the Germans had given up on invading England

    • yak
      yak 2008-04-24T16:39:30Z says:

      really wasn't much point of invading after all the bombing england took :(
      i like how the usa takes credit for stopping the nazi's tho...

    • TheTruth
      TheTruth 2008-04-24T17:23:04Z says:

      Oranjeshit
      shut the fuck up, 1rish1 is right. U be speaking german and probably would be slaughterd anyway. I not saying america stopped all of nazis but they helped and thousands died to help. Then you got people like cumcrave hating on america. Thas right u shouldn't live there then, I don't like they way Iran and syria run things there so I don't fucking live there

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-04-24T17:48:54Z says:

      Hitler gave up on England because it is a shithole that no one wants, and you guys have such bad teeth he didn't want you ruining the master race.

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-04-24T17:53:11Z says:

      Look at the world through a clear prespective and learn your history and you will see that america is the copy cat country of the world. If you want real inventions by Americans you need to look to the civil war era. The cotton gin, peanut butter, gatlin gun, submarine, trench warfare, those are real american inventions.

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-04-24T17:56:19Z says:

      ps I am not hating. I am just speaking the truth.

    • BraveSamuel
      BraveSamuel 2008-04-24T18:47:54Z says:

      you aren't speaking, you are typing.. speaking would require you to remove all the many many wieners from your fat fat mouth.

      hope we're still friends

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-04-24T19:17:47Z says:

      Hitler gave up on Britain because he and his general staff knew there was no way he could keep an invading army supplied. That and he knew we'd fuck him, and his sausage eating chums, right up.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-04-24T19:25:26Z says:

      Fuck me, you 'we saved your ass' Americans really are stupid!

      Battle of Britain, look it up!

      You seem to forget that it was the British who declared war on Germany, NOT the other way around.

      If we didn't declare war on Germany, who else would have? America? hahaha you must be kidding.
      The United States of America wasn't worth anything back then, you were useless.

      After years of fighting you helped out and profited greatly from the war, like rats.

      Cowards

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-04-24T19:29:46Z says:

      The real honour & bragging rights are in this order

      1)British Empire (including all colonies who fought)

      2) Soviet Russia

      Then finally we get to..

      3) United States for their token effort

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-04-24T19:34:46Z says:

      ^That there is fighting talk.

    • BraveSamuel
      BraveSamuel 2008-04-24T19:42:08Z says:

      What would you have done about the Japanese war machine OJ? You are an idiot if you think Americans Involvement was anything less than crucial. You near sighted sissy.

      Allied forces under DWIGHT D FUCKING EISENHOWER won the war. Brits showed a lot of sand but don't pretend things wouldn't have gone the other way if not for the states. We were the FINAL deciding force.

      do you honestly think for a second the japs would have been defeated by the brits or soviets?

      also, the soviets helped invade poland, they were as much the problem as they were the solution.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-04-24T19:46:37Z says:

      Who was the General in command of DDay? Whose plan was it?

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-04-24T20:11:28Z says:

      "FINAL deciding force"

      Final in terms of last?

      As in last to join & contribute?

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-04-24T20:21:31Z says:

      We didn't jump in right away because we don't give a shit about the rest of you fuckers.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-04-24T20:25:11Z says:

      maybe not but what if we had any oil hmmm ??

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-04-24T20:27:21Z says:

      If you had any oil we would have helped bomb your asses.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-04-24T20:33:59Z says:

      You had more than enough yourself back then

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-04-24T20:43:04Z says:

      Luckily we gave a fuck about Hitler. If it wasn't for our determination to put a stop to his actions America today wouldn't be what you put so much pride in.

      We should have just joined forces with him & taken over the world.

      One thing is certain, we would have rolled over you like a walk in the park.

    • TheTruth
      TheTruth 2008-04-24T20:53:28Z says:

      oranje the only thing u roll are cocks in your mouth

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-04-24T21:13:53Z says:

      Silly thing is, we could have stopped the war before it got going properly, if it wasn't for some pompous stuck-up top brass. Some Army dude wanted to take Hitler out with a sniper at one of his Nazi rallies, but it was deemed too ungentlemanly to do so. What a cunch of bunts!

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-04-24T21:20:23Z says:

      That wouldnt have killed him though , they put a bomb under his table and all that did was blew his trousers off

    • RIDDIK
      RIDDIK 2008-04-24T21:37:17Z says:

      Yea lets not forget who saved einstein. America. Who had blueprints for the first nuclear warhead. Germany. The same people who made Einstein come up with the weapon. Oh and who funded its creation to drop on Hiroshima and Nagasaki and stop the war? America. I know we didn't do it all, it was a team effort. But don't take away what we did because you're pissed off no one in this country can understand a god damn thing you say.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-04-24T23:53:50Z says:

      "One thing is certain, we would have rolled over you like a walk in the park." Hahaha. Kind of like you did in our Revolutionary War, huh?

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-04-25T00:22:38Z says:

      That's a cheat that one, 'rish, the fucking French, Spanish and Dutch joined in against Britain in that one.

    • sir_puffalottabud
      sir_puffalottabud 2008-04-25T00:40:27Z says:

      GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-04-25T00:48:02Z says:

      *stands to attention*

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-04-25T00:49:21Z says:

      The Colonies didn't "defeat" the English, they just drug out the war until the Brits decided the war effort wasn't worth it any more

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-04-25T00:58:14Z says:

      Nah, the Brits took a bit of a kicking, along with our allies, the Germans. Funny how sides change innit?

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-04-25T01:03:04Z says:

      The Brits were pompus then like Americans are today, so they beat a drum and marched and the rebels hid along the road and ambushed the Brits while they were marching

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-04-25T02:49:42Z says:

      Drumrave, you are the only American who knows his history.

      Kind of proves how dumb the people like TheTruth are & how bad their attitudes are. As Huxley put it, "in a senseless world there is nothing more maddening than sense".

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-04-25T02:52:58Z says:

      He is the only one who knows his history, because he can tell you what is in all our elementary school history books?

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-04-25T02:54:27Z says:

      "The Colonies didn't "defeat" the English, they just drug out the war until the Brits decided the war effort wasn't worth it any more"
      Thats fucking dumb. A win is a win. They left we didn't, we won, they were defeated.

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-04-25T03:13:27Z says:

      Thanks oranje, I have always liked history, and irish would you say the iraqis are winning right now and if we left we would of been defeated by them or that they held out for too long and caused a burden that our country doesn't want to bare anymore

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-04-25T03:18:48Z says:

      No I would not say that. I would say nuke them, and fuck you.

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-04-25T03:23:11Z says:

      Nuke them indeed

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-04-25T03:32:28Z says:

      Fuck you indeed.

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2008-04-25T03:47:17Z says:

      blah blah blah america this blah blah blah america that, british this, russia that blah blah blah.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-04-25T03:51:37Z says:

      drumrave 1 : 1rish1 0

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-04-25T03:52:57Z says:

      I was unaware we were competeing for anything. As a matter of fact we both agree that you lost and we are better than you.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-04-25T03:54:57Z says:

      Without the help of the French those rebels would have been toast.

  • dik
    dik 2008-04-24T15:17:07Z says:

    i saw a few lies in here

    • dik
      dik 2008-04-24T15:49:13Z says:

      also i invented the word blonky

    • dik
      dik 2008-04-24T15:49:24Z says:

      and blackneck

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-04-24T16:00:52Z says:

      I invented the little clear plastic things on the end of shoelaces.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-04-24T16:17:25Z says:

      I started putting car Recaro seat on office swivel chair bases , i know its not an invention but it does show how good i am with my hands

    • yak
      yak 2008-04-24T16:35:00Z says:

      mucho was invented by a canadian :(

      although the name muchosucko.com was invented by a dirty stinking american!

    • dik
      dik 2008-04-24T17:20:46Z says:

      americans do stink

    • dik
      dik 2008-04-24T17:21:22Z says:

      except jamie

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-04-24T17:47:33Z says:

      I don't stink.

      Well, maybe a little.

    • dik
      dik 2008-04-24T17:56:42Z says:

      americans invented selfish regret

    • dik
      dik 2008-04-24T17:56:56Z says:

      also the lawnchair

    • BraveSamuel
      BraveSamuel 2008-04-24T18:00:32Z says:

      onerishone smells like prison sex... but not the smelly kind.... the tender gentle kind.

      hope we're still friends onerishone

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-04-24T19:17:59Z says:

      Get your chair off my lawn!

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-04-24T19:19:47Z says:

      Don't forget that America invented High Fructose Corn Syrup meaning we all stand a better chance of becoming diabetic.

    • BraveSamuel
      BraveSamuel 2008-04-24T19:44:07Z says:

      yea, but we'll be diabetics wearing rings pops.... the juicy jewel of flavor, jewelry you can eat. mmmmmm

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-04-24T20:04:51Z says:

      We never were friends.

    • BraveSamuel
      BraveSamuel 2008-04-24T23:44:26Z says:

      love you too bro :)

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-04-24T23:54:20Z says:

      I wouldn't piss in your mouth if your teeth were on fire.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-04-25T03:55:22Z says:

      Ha ha ha ha ha

    • SNIKT
      SNIKT 2008-04-25T08:47:54Z says:

      Thank you 1rish1 for inventing the aglet. I don't know how I'd tie my shoes without you. Oh, wait, I just wear canvas slip-ons. Fuck you then I guess.

  • eddamasta
    eddamasta 2008-04-24T17:41:31Z says:

    OH FUCK OFF!!! is this shit serious?? ok i'll give you the telephone.... but santa is derived from st. nicholas brought over by the vikings, the refrigerator was invented by a french monk, the fucking camera and optics can be dated back to the ancient greeks, Karl Benz invented the first automobile in 1885 (wanno go back further?? Steam ... Nicolas-Joseph Cugnot in 1979... electric carriage was Robert Anderson 1832 in Scotland!!) ... and ok Benjamin Franklin patented the Bi-focal but the idea of reading glasses was created in italy in the late 1200's .... oh god... thats enough from me!! C*NT whoever made this video... absolute C*NT!!

    • BraveSamuel
      BraveSamuel 2008-04-24T17:58:45Z says:

      you invented the reach around.... cause you love men so much

    • ThereisNoGod
      ThereisNoGod 2008-04-24T17:59:39Z says:

      It's Ok, you can say CUNT

    • BraveSamuel
      BraveSamuel 2008-04-24T18:18:44Z says:

      He wasn't censoring "CUNT"

      C*NT is a text abbreviation for "Cock my Nasty Tits"

      i think he wants the maker of the video to cock his tits

  • MrFugsmucker
    MrFugsmucker 2008-04-24T18:04:24Z says:

    Well, I suppose us Europeans invented America, so we win anyway!

    • BraveSamuel
      BraveSamuel 2008-04-24T18:12:48Z says:

      ^ the only european on here today with anything intelligent to say.

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-04-24T18:23:59Z says:

      ^Not the only dumbass american

    • BraveSamuel
      BraveSamuel 2008-04-24T18:44:42Z says:

      cumrave = fat + stupid + he love wieners

    • BraveSamuel
      BraveSamuel 2008-04-24T18:45:07Z says:

      loves* wieners... he LOVES them

    • RIDDIK
      RIDDIK 2008-04-24T21:40:17Z says:

      Very good point fug. drumrave, your the only dumbass american I have read anything from in this post so shut up.

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-04-24T23:22:21Z says:

      Show me where I was wrong then. Go ahead and pick apart everything I said and show me how I was wrong in any of my statements

    • BraveSamuel
      BraveSamuel 2008-04-24T23:46:30Z says:

      did you ever claim not to love wieners in your mouth? cause that would have been wrong

    • RIDDIK
      RIDDIK 2008-04-25T19:48:10Z says:

      For starters the fact that the brits just gave up. no, they were hardcore beaten. We didn't do it alone, the French navy helped, but they were still beaten. Then your whole thing about the rebels ambushing. Thats wrong, the american army stood toe to toe with the brits on the feild. The only ones ambushing were militia to whom are not bound by military law and therefor can do whatever the fuck they want. Relearn the American Revolution.

  • OhGodWhyME
    OhGodWhyME 2008-04-24T18:09:48Z says:

    If everyone played a good game of dodgeball now and then this wouldn't be such a problem

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-04-24T18:23:57Z says:

      If you shot yourself in the face, we wouldn't have a problem.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-04-24T19:22:58Z says:

      If he jumped off a bridge, we wouldn't have a problem.

  • AintThatABitch
    AintThatABitch 2008-04-24T19:25:38Z says:

    Fuck this, I am more worried about living without China! Seriously pick something up... Anything... Yeah bitch, Made in China. Gold oval and all.

    • TheTruth
      TheTruth 2008-04-24T19:44:53Z says:

      kinda true, my american flag is made in china

    • RIDDIK
      RIDDIK 2008-04-24T21:41:47Z says:

      Not all that suprising sadly enough. And most things that are labeled made in America were actually made somewhere else and assembled here.

  • Best-comment-winner-is...
    Best-comment-winner-is... 2008-04-24T19:50:07Z says:

    CHILDREN!!!! What did I say??!!!
    :)

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-04-24T20:13:02Z says:

      Who knows, nobody pays any attention...

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-04-24T20:34:21Z says:

      ....eh?

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-04-24T21:28:47Z says:

      whut?

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-04-24T23:31:38Z says:

      Somebody say something?

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-04-25T03:55:53Z says:

      ....huh?

  • fuckyouandyourlaw
    fuckyouandyourlaw 2008-04-24T21:45:22Z says:

    God dam jews.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-04-24T23:15:50Z says:

      Now you're just being racist!

  • Krux
    Krux 2008-04-24T23:12:35Z says:

    Damn, too many posts again. All i gotta say is people identify too much with their respective countries. Who gives a fuck, we're all people.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-04-24T23:24:27Z says:

      You've got to think for yourselves. You're all individuals!

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-04-24T23:32:16Z says:

      Yes

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-04-24T23:55:23Z says:

      We are all people but Krux is a fag.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-04-25T00:23:00Z says:

      I'm better than everyone.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-04-25T02:51:11Z says:

      Survival of the fittest, Krux.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-04-25T02:56:09Z says:

      In that case VicSin and drumrave are screwed.

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2008-04-25T03:11:07Z says:

      Im not a people!

    • dik
      dik 2008-04-25T03:53:47Z says:

      i'm made of people

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2008-04-25T03:54:03Z says:

      SOYLENT GREEN!
      On a sidenote, if you look that movie up on wiki it says it's about the effects of global warming...?? Hahaha, I'd laugh more, but lots of people believe the shit they read on there.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-04-25T03:56:57Z says:

      I'm not a number. I'M A FREE MAN!

    • Krux
      Krux 2008-04-25T12:14:48Z says:

      But its not survival of the fittest is it, not anymor anyway. Its just governments sending people to get killed, the real reasons are kept from us. I think its population control, generally people from lower demographics join the military, so its no big loss to the ones in control anyway.

      And for the record 1rish1, you're the only one that i bum. So feel special.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-04-25T20:40:13Z says:

      I don't know what that means, but fuck you, you're still a fag.

    • dik
      dik 2008-04-25T21:11:41Z says:

      i think he's saying he wants gay sex with you

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-04-25T21:28:23Z says:

      Like in the "Well then..." video

  • zombieanimalsemn
    zombieanimalsemn 2008-04-25T06:13:51Z says:

    Everyone above my post has gay balls!

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2008-04-25T09:06:11Z says:

      What about those below? .....?

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-04-25T10:48:01Z says:

      yeah ....

    • Godzilla
      Godzilla 2008-04-25T12:03:32Z says:

      They all suck....wait a minute.

fries-please
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