Ha ha... Ok, a lesson in Camouflage. The human face is easily distinguishable so military camouflage attempts to break up the shape of the human face (as seen in the male's camouflage pattern). The chic here seems to be wearing eyeliner. Which would only make her face more recognizable. BOOM HEADSHOT!!!!
OR! It would make the men on the other side stick their heads up to get a better view and say, "Is that a mildly attractive woman with eyeliner on?" Then POW, they get their grapes popped by a real sniper.
They should make a squadron of just women. You know how when women are together for a long peroid of time, that they all start their menstral cycles together. Put them all out on the battle field that week and see what enemy they don't fuck up!
Comments to Women in the Military
Oh no he didn't!
belee dat!
Ha ha... Ok, a lesson in Camouflage. The human face is easily distinguishable so military camouflage attempts to break up the shape of the human face (as seen in the male's camouflage pattern). The chic here seems to be wearing eyeliner. Which would only make her face more recognizable. BOOM HEADSHOT!!!!
OR! It would make the men on the other side stick their heads up to get a better view and say, "Is that a mildly attractive woman with eyeliner on?" Then POW, they get their grapes popped by a real sniper.
oooh Agentworm... I like your style! Lets take it one step further and get some camouflage bikinis!
Less is not ALWAYS more
Women+Military=fail
Tell that to an Israeli and see how long your balls are still attached to your body.
agreed... those Israelis are nuts!
Q: What's the difference between an Israeli and an Israelite?
A: An Israelite has half the calories!
hahaha... nice
I would want women with me, you know for hump breaks and stuff.
Good point. They could roll the joints too.
We could pop their bras and then run from them.
But they would have to carry the portable kitchen, rules are rules after all.
They should make a squadron of just women. You know how when women are together for a long peroid of time, that they all start their menstral cycles together. Put them all out on the battle field that week and see what enemy they don't fuck up!
They would just scream the other side into submission.
...or bitch until the enemy blows thier own brains out in frustration.
"...back to the kitchen because if I ever see you get shot or tortured in action I will lose my fucking mind and jeopardize the mission."