Somebody's got to post first, Optimus. But 90% of first posts are utterly useless, contribute nothing and are posted by fucking morons. And guess which club you belong to? No, not the 10%. What sort of welcome did you want? Do you think your wit will win us over? Well, guess you're half-right...
Now FUCK OFF back to YouTube.
Here is a joke for you...eat shit and die you ass clowing, dick swallowing, shit eating, cock sucking, blood beltching, crab infested carpet pussy.
P.S.I hope you die of every venerial disease known to man.
Damn, I just missed an opportunity to make a well timed mom joke. Here it goes: Before I fuck his mom at his house, me and her hope on his computer and surf mucho sucko to get good ideas.
Comments to Worlds Best Comedian EVER!
I am first! ive been trolling for years! welcome me!
i thought it would be a day that we ran out of these first people but no, they just keep on comming
with arms wide open!!! u all welcome me!! into the sun;light!!
Hey you, first guy. We don't like your kind around here.
Yeah! OptimusDung fuck off, just, fuck riiight off!
o my god did he just quote that really shitty band...i can't even remember their name...but they sucked
Somebody's got to post first, Optimus. But 90% of first posts are utterly useless, contribute nothing and are posted by fucking morons. And guess which club you belong to? No, not the 10%. What sort of welcome did you want? Do you think your wit will win us over? Well, guess you're half-right...
Now FUCK OFF back to YouTube.
if you have been trolling for years you should know better....,ass
Here is a joke for you...eat shit and die you ass clowing, dick swallowing, shit eating, cock sucking, blood beltching, crab infested carpet pussy.
P.S.I hope you die of every venerial disease known to man.
Optimus, I support you and your "first" posts, infact I encourage them. People like you make muchosucko a better place for our children.
funny to see cookies and optimus are using the same ip, hmmm..
Yeah..that's pretty good, except for the fact that I don't know that prick:). Nice try though, it was cute.
Damn, I just missed an opportunity to make a well timed mom joke. Here it goes: Before I fuck his mom at his house, me and her hope on his computer and surf mucho sucko to get good ideas.
Im on to you buddy...
hes a feminist
fuck I know I have seen this guys character some where else but where!!!
it's a character by Andy Kaufman
I stopped watching at 00:07.
Your loss. What happened Claude, you used to be so funny?
I got my fill of "Borat" two years ago.
hes a cockfag
how would you know, your a talking robot dick
actually im a truck that transforms into a huge dong that bangs ur mom
Actually you're a prick that transforms into a prick every time you steal a lungful of air from someone more deserving (basically anyone).
^That includes animals as well.
yo check out my fresh new avatar
it sucks.
Donkey cocks.
with whipped cream and strawberries.
and herpes. and creamy yellow discharge.
I say this is fake. But if its real, I feel sorry for him..lol
Yeah his real name is Lance Krall, he used to have a tv show on Spike tv, got cancelled I guess a few years ago.
lol this dude real sucks
i liked the aids joke
the aids joke..lol
this is not funny, this is real.
No, it's just not funny.
he has the voice of stewie.
kind of
the whole time i was waiting for the crowd to boo him or the giant cane to grab him by the neck off the stage i mean fuck
Hhahha, she has AIDs! I would have been the lone person in that audience, drunk and laughing like a moron.
i was laughed.
i is have laughing
lol
Im with you wanko
me too.
not me. I'd be crying.
If you cried, I would laugh at you.
"That was inappropriate". wtf? Thought inappropriateness (?) was the crux of comedy.
Don't be bringing cruxes into it now! Racist!
Ahahahahaha nobody there knew who Pao Pot was!!
Ummmm, its Pol Pot you shit-gargling cumjockey.
I forgot! Kill yourself.
please, god, tell me hillary was being sarcastic!!
Holiday in Cambodia!!!
If I saw this in person, I would have laughed my ass off.
check out my fresh avatar
Wow, that's a really nice picture.
Did you draw that yourself, little boy?
no im 20 years old u nutfucker for the lulz, dbz is the shit
yeah until they rerun the freeza saga about 13 times! fuck dragon ball. lame anime..
That guy's whole skit was hilarious. He is a genius.
they just don't know it yet.
"Not today."