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Worlds youngest playboy model

Haydn Porter the worlds youngest legal playboy model she was photographed 2 months after her birthday.

Worlds youngest playboy model

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Comments to Worlds youngest playboy model

  • batman88
    batman88 2007-09-11T04:35:20Z says:

    i'd hit it in a heart beat! she's fuckin hot

    • junebugg
      junebugg 2007-09-11T16:49:15Z says:

      youngest.......for now

    • zxcv
      zxcv 2007-09-11T22:41:32Z says:

      She looks young, but she has the experience of an 83 year old.

    • TheOpinionator
      TheOpinionator 2007-09-12T10:56:39Z says:

      First of all, I know FOR SURE that half of the "barely legal" porno chicks are not 18 yet. Secondly, what's the big deal? I've boned multiple girls who were less that 15 years old....WHEN I WAS LESS THAN 15!! When I was in junior high I boned about 6 girls and I remember it all vividly so it isn't a major stretch of my memory. Also, 17 and 11months or 18 and two months....what is the difference? 3 months and a fuck-load (pardon the pun) of laws!

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2007-09-12T11:17:55Z says:

      Keep your opinions to yourself.

    • TheOpinionator
      TheOpinionator 2007-09-12T11:21:08Z says:

      suck on my hairy ball sack

  • Archman
    Archman 2007-09-11T05:06:23Z says:

    Ohh yeah, you know she can't wait to hit all you geezers.

    • EPISTAXIS
      EPISTAXIS 2007-09-11T09:46:36Z says:

      with a bat...

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2007-09-11T15:05:34Z says:

      with a restraining order...

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-09-11T16:18:52Z says:

      With Playboy Security...

    • nahog99
      nahog99 2007-09-11T19:09:15Z says:

      lol

  • Archman
    Archman 2007-09-11T05:07:18Z says:

    Youngest legal playboy model, are you saying there are illegal ones.

    • Archman
      Archman 2007-09-11T05:17:43Z says:

      I'm gonna go real bold guys and say this will get the most hits for the 11th. Why must the world be obsessed with youth?

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-09-11T13:35:32Z says:

      Because some of the young ones still cry when you fuck them.

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2007-09-11T15:06:40Z says:

      All asians cry when you fuck em

    • InfamousTizzle
      InfamousTizzle 2007-09-11T16:23:31Z says:

      All women cry when I fuck 'em. But they lie, it doesn't hurt that bad.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-09-11T16:24:33Z says:

      They cry because you are raping them.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-09-11T16:28:07Z says:

      @ Archman, whaddya mean some of us like the old, droopy tittes and the stretch marks. Badges of honor, right?

      Right, Arch? Starrsky doesn't have shit on the 40 year olds. Right, Arch? Right?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-09-11T16:28:46Z says:

      ^Whaddya mean? Some of us, continue...

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-09-11T16:29:38Z says:

      I have yet to figure out why Starrsky is so special.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-09-11T16:42:54Z says:

      ...then the boy puts his penis in the girl's vagina.

    • Archman
      Archman 2007-09-11T20:42:01Z says:

      I think Starr probably has shit on most 40 year olds and Starr is special because she's hot and she's so....open.

    • themechanicalman
      themechanicalman 2007-09-11T21:17:37Z says:

      Starrskys hot????? hahahahahaha

    • badgerjon
      badgerjon 2007-09-11T23:09:14Z says:

      did ginger never pose for playboy?

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-09-11T23:27:45Z says:

      i'd say she's hot.

    • themechanicalman
      themechanicalman 2007-09-12T02:06:37Z says:

      she is definitely not hot, but she's not ugly either. Average at best.

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-09-12T02:09:37Z says:

      It just seems pretty retarded how star can't make a single comment without getting swarmed by mucho fellas. Like she's handing out free blowjobs or something. Nothing wrong with her, but she isn't so special either.

    • Archman
      Archman 2007-09-12T03:03:10Z says:

      Sorry, It's just that I'm lonley.

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-09-12T06:52:02Z says:

      Being in Japan, I'm ronery.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-09-12T09:08:13Z says:

      ronery.. i'm so ronery!
      yeah, but it's all in good fun, i'm not really hitting on her.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-09-12T09:08:44Z says:

      unless she wants me too *WHOOPA!* *pelvic thrust*

    • Godzilla
      Godzilla 2007-09-12T11:42:17Z says:

      Right on balls. Men give up the power. In the battle of the sexes, only the women show up.

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-09-12T12:57:35Z says:

      Vic & Arch: Whatever turns you on and/or amuses you. I just don't really get it, is all Im saying.

      Godzilla: If I've learned anything it's that women are not to be trusted, and that as SOON as you give anything up it remains hers forever. No more of this "I'm all in" bullshit for me, thank you very much. Think I'll test drive the next one for a few years before I even think about letting my guard down. I also plan to shop around.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-09-12T16:22:44Z says:

      it really scarred you, didn't it?

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-09-12T16:33:42Z says:

      Well, my own true love shit into my heart and left me for dead. I think I'm still gushing arterial blood here... the scarring will come later.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-09-12T16:41:41Z says:

      Dude, it took me like 3 years to get over my last one breaking up with me. That shit fucking suuuuucks.

      Seriously, next time you find some real love, you will appreciate it even more.

    • dik
      dik 2007-09-12T16:47:37Z says:

      don't give up balls . just be real fuckin careful

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-09-12T16:47:38Z says:

      Yeah, I'm not even a month into this shit. Still, I think I'm getting my feet under me, and I'm not consuming 15 ounces of whisk(e)y every day anymore.

    • dik
      dik 2007-09-12T16:51:07Z says:

      Then again what the hell do I know?...Try Lovebot.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-09-12T16:56:48Z says:

      After long years of suffering, I have found the sweeeeeeeeetest girl.

      I am so fucking lucky.

      She is cute, smart (reasonably), nice, mellow (never ever bitches or complains), good in bed, works hard, cooks well, has a great sense of humor, lets me be me, has a nice ass, owns the house her mother is living in (waiting for mom to die), and thinks she is luckier than me at us having gotten together. Sweeeet. I am very happy these days.

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-09-12T16:57:11Z says:

      As soon as I get back to Canada I'll start collecting the cardboard.

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-09-12T16:58:27Z says:

      Although I think I'd rather stab my eye with a fork than see her again. It's sorta sweet that she fucked off to a whole other country, I suppose. I wont have to bump into them and do something unfortunate.

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-09-12T16:59:29Z says:

      That warms my heart, Hank.

    • dik
      dik 2007-09-12T17:01:02Z says:

      ya real fuckin happy for you there hank

    • dik
      dik 2007-09-12T17:01:09Z says:

      *pukes

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-09-12T17:01:40Z says:

      make sure there arent any knives around if you ever meet :P

    • dik
      dik 2007-09-12T17:04:26Z says:

      Balls .one word of advice about Lovebot....underwear

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-09-12T17:04:52Z says:

      I tend to cary a knife in Canada.

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-09-12T17:07:17Z says:

      I think that might help... the underwear I mean. I don't want Lovebot Mark II to have to go to jail.

    • dik
      dik 2007-09-12T17:07:24Z says:

      no wonder it's very dangerous. Where did u say you're from balls? edmonton?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-09-12T17:07:49Z says:

      Did I mention how cute she is, and nice?

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-09-12T17:08:57Z says:

      Yeah, and I pumped gas in a meth-riddles neighborhood. Fucking meth heads. So I got in the habit of carrying a knife around.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-09-12T21:34:29Z says:

      hank, enough! don't make me feel sorry for myself!

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-09-12T21:34:46Z says:

      i needs me some japanese poontang!

  • Archman
    Archman 2007-09-11T05:09:04Z says:

    What do ya think Starrsky?

    • Starrsky
      Starrsky 2007-09-11T05:26:37Z says:

      she's ok...her face is nice but she seems like she's too tall...I don't like super tall girls

    • Archman
      Archman 2007-09-11T05:28:58Z says:

      So no Sheryl Swoops for you, got it.

  • Archman
    Archman 2007-09-11T05:11:44Z says:

    2:49
    ERRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    2:52

  • Jeefwee
    Jeefwee 2007-09-11T05:19:59Z says:

    Woah woah wee woah, how much?

  • golemmings
    golemmings 2007-09-11T05:27:50Z says:

    This is by far the most boring thing I've seen on Mucho.

  • tr_willk
    tr_willk 2007-09-11T05:28:47Z says:

    I want to see a girl turn 18 and then do a porn, right on her birthday...wait, they already have that....

    • badgerjon
      badgerjon 2007-09-11T23:06:35Z says:

      where? Post the link eh?

  • sneezle
    sneezle 2007-09-11T08:08:16Z says:

    this site needs a forum. People are getting way to friendly and use to each other now.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-09-11T23:29:01Z says:

      if you don't like it, you can join whunu and wrecka34 in the 'dunce' corner.

  • gta2800
    gta2800 2007-09-11T08:38:04Z says:

    No tetas

  • OPP
    OPP 2007-09-11T14:29:16Z says:

    Daddy must be so proud... But uncle Rico's sayin, seee i told ya so, now how am i supposed to resist that?

    • Jimisan
      Jimisan 2007-09-11T23:48:02Z says:

      LOL

  • girlslaughingatyou
    girlslaughingatyou 2007-09-11T15:02:06Z says:

    What is so special about her?
    Her tits are less than average and her hair looks ratty and she is tall in a creepy -loom over you- way.

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-09-11T16:35:06Z says:

      Are you on crack?

    • badgerjon
      badgerjon 2007-09-11T23:08:36Z says:

      her tits are great what are you on about? And looming over you is good too.

    • Tyler_Durden
      Tyler_Durden 2007-09-12T00:00:28Z says:

      I agree with girlslaughing, this girl is waaaaaayyy to old

  • HankChinaski
    HankChinaski 2007-09-11T16:45:45Z says:

    Only plays to 1:55. Yak, what is up with these vids that don't play all the way?

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-09-11T17:12:36Z says:

      The site has been a complete clusterfuck for the last two weeks. It's starting to get really annoying. It's lagging on the typing, for fuck sakes.

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-09-11T17:13:22Z says:

      And I can't watch a third of the vids on any given day.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-09-11T17:21:43Z says:

      I can watch them all half-way, on even days. And half of them all the way, on odd days.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-09-11T23:30:35Z says:

      it's not really lagging on the typing for me balls.. maybe it's just you?

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2007-09-12T00:36:00Z says:

      i was wondering about the slowness of the site as well. I wonder if this is a sign of the end times?

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-09-12T02:11:18Z says:

      It's probably just a little slower for me cause I'm way in Japan.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-09-12T09:09:46Z says:

      you're probably closer to canada than i am, balls, think of the world map.

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-09-12T13:02:18Z says:

      I dunno man, the Pacific is pretty big. But anyway it's not so much the distance as how big the internet tubes are between places, I reckon.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-09-12T16:23:41Z says:

      internet tubes? in holland we use infrared uber-fibers!

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-09-12T16:24:17Z says:

      that was utter crap, and a lie^ but you don't know that.

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-09-12T16:35:39Z says:

      I was making a reference to that crazy, old, American politician from a while back you called the internet a "series of tubes" or something like that.

      Infrared uber-fibers sound awesome. I need me some of them.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-09-12T17:06:18Z says:

      hehe ok, i was seriously questioning my own knowledge right there :D

  • ClaudeBallz
    ClaudeBallz 2007-09-12T02:17:47Z says:

    What's the point? We already know that the youngest Playboy model will be 18 years and 5 seconds.

  • redheadedmutant
    redheadedmutant 2007-09-12T05:46:40Z says:

    She's just another young trollop that prostitues herself to anyone with enough money , i guarantee if a big fat 60 yo billionaire wanted to have her dangling off his arm she would jump at the chance, fucking pseudo prostitue

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-09-12T17:22:16Z says:

      Gotta love use of the word trollop.

  • fries-please
    fries-please 2007-09-12T11:20:40Z says:

    Cool bowl on the window ledge , is that mahogany ?

  • kkarnaa
    kkarnaa 2007-11-20T13:14:20Z says:

    beautifu she is who cares 4 age.

notchmyjohnson
posted September 11, 2007

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