Worlds youngest playboy modelHaydn Porter the worlds youngest legal playboy model she was photographed 2 months after her birthday.tags related to Worlds youngest playboy modelboobs, pussy, hottie, playboy, tits and ass, haydn porter |
Popular Searches
|
|
|
Comments to Worlds youngest playboy model
i'd hit it in a heart beat! she's fuckin hot
youngest.......for now
She looks young, but she has the experience of an 83 year old.
First of all, I know FOR SURE that half of the "barely legal" porno chicks are not 18 yet. Secondly, what's the big deal? I've boned multiple girls who were less that 15 years old....WHEN I WAS LESS THAN 15!! When I was in junior high I boned about 6 girls and I remember it all vividly so it isn't a major stretch of my memory. Also, 17 and 11months or 18 and two months....what is the difference? 3 months and a fuck-load (pardon the pun) of laws!
Keep your opinions to yourself.
suck on my hairy ball sack
Ohh yeah, you know she can't wait to hit all you geezers.
with a bat...
with a restraining order...
With Playboy Security...
lol
Youngest legal playboy model, are you saying there are illegal ones.
I'm gonna go real bold guys and say this will get the most hits for the 11th. Why must the world be obsessed with youth?
Because some of the young ones still cry when you fuck them.
All asians cry when you fuck em
All women cry when I fuck 'em. But they lie, it doesn't hurt that bad.
They cry because you are raping them.
@ Archman, whaddya mean some of us like the old, droopy tittes and the stretch marks. Badges of honor, right?
Right, Arch? Starrsky doesn't have shit on the 40 year olds. Right, Arch? Right?
^Whaddya mean? Some of us, continue...
I have yet to figure out why Starrsky is so special.
...then the boy puts his penis in the girl's vagina.
I think Starr probably has shit on most 40 year olds and Starr is special because she's hot and she's so....open.
Starrskys hot????? hahahahahaha
did ginger never pose for playboy?
i'd say she's hot.
she is definitely not hot, but she's not ugly either. Average at best.
It just seems pretty retarded how star can't make a single comment without getting swarmed by mucho fellas. Like she's handing out free blowjobs or something. Nothing wrong with her, but she isn't so special either.
Sorry, It's just that I'm lonley.
Being in Japan, I'm ronery.
ronery.. i'm so ronery!
yeah, but it's all in good fun, i'm not really hitting on her.
unless she wants me too *WHOOPA!* *pelvic thrust*
Right on balls. Men give up the power. In the battle of the sexes, only the women show up.
Vic & Arch: Whatever turns you on and/or amuses you. I just don't really get it, is all Im saying.
Godzilla: If I've learned anything it's that women are not to be trusted, and that as SOON as you give anything up it remains hers forever. No more of this "I'm all in" bullshit for me, thank you very much. Think I'll test drive the next one for a few years before I even think about letting my guard down. I also plan to shop around.
it really scarred you, didn't it?
Well, my own true love shit into my heart and left me for dead. I think I'm still gushing arterial blood here... the scarring will come later.
Dude, it took me like 3 years to get over my last one breaking up with me. That shit fucking suuuuucks.
Seriously, next time you find some real love, you will appreciate it even more.
don't give up balls . just be real fuckin careful
Yeah, I'm not even a month into this shit. Still, I think I'm getting my feet under me, and I'm not consuming 15 ounces of whisk(e)y every day anymore.
Then again what the hell do I know?...Try Lovebot.
After long years of suffering, I have found the sweeeeeeeeetest girl.
I am so fucking lucky.
She is cute, smart (reasonably), nice, mellow (never ever bitches or complains), good in bed, works hard, cooks well, has a great sense of humor, lets me be me, has a nice ass, owns the house her mother is living in (waiting for mom to die), and thinks she is luckier than me at us having gotten together. Sweeeet. I am very happy these days.
As soon as I get back to Canada I'll start collecting the cardboard.
Although I think I'd rather stab my eye with a fork than see her again. It's sorta sweet that she fucked off to a whole other country, I suppose. I wont have to bump into them and do something unfortunate.
That warms my heart, Hank.
ya real fuckin happy for you there hank
*pukes
make sure there arent any knives around if you ever meet :P
Balls .one word of advice about Lovebot....underwear
I tend to cary a knife in Canada.
I think that might help... the underwear I mean. I don't want Lovebot Mark II to have to go to jail.
no wonder it's very dangerous. Where did u say you're from balls? edmonton?
Did I mention how cute she is, and nice?
Yeah, and I pumped gas in a meth-riddles neighborhood. Fucking meth heads. So I got in the habit of carrying a knife around.
hank, enough! don't make me feel sorry for myself!
i needs me some japanese poontang!
What do ya think Starrsky?
she's ok...her face is nice but she seems like she's too tall...I don't like super tall girls
So no Sheryl Swoops for you, got it.
2:49
ERRRRRRRRRRRRRR
2:52
Woah woah wee woah, how much?
This is by far the most boring thing I've seen on Mucho.
I want to see a girl turn 18 and then do a porn, right on her birthday...wait, they already have that....
where? Post the link eh?
this site needs a forum. People are getting way to friendly and use to each other now.
if you don't like it, you can join whunu and wrecka34 in the 'dunce' corner.
No tetas
No nalgas
no muff
Daddy must be so proud... But uncle Rico's sayin, seee i told ya so, now how am i supposed to resist that?
LOL
What is so special about her?
Her tits are less than average and her hair looks ratty and she is tall in a creepy -loom over you- way.
Are you on crack?
her tits are great what are you on about? And looming over you is good too.
I agree with girlslaughing, this girl is waaaaaayyy to old
Only plays to 1:55. Yak, what is up with these vids that don't play all the way?
The site has been a complete clusterfuck for the last two weeks. It's starting to get really annoying. It's lagging on the typing, for fuck sakes.
And I can't watch a third of the vids on any given day.
I can watch them all half-way, on even days. And half of them all the way, on odd days.
it's not really lagging on the typing for me balls.. maybe it's just you?
i was wondering about the slowness of the site as well. I wonder if this is a sign of the end times?
It's probably just a little slower for me cause I'm way in Japan.
you're probably closer to canada than i am, balls, think of the world map.
I dunno man, the Pacific is pretty big. But anyway it's not so much the distance as how big the internet tubes are between places, I reckon.
internet tubes? in holland we use infrared uber-fibers!
that was utter crap, and a lie^ but you don't know that.
I was making a reference to that crazy, old, American politician from a while back you called the internet a "series of tubes" or something like that.
Infrared uber-fibers sound awesome. I need me some of them.
hehe ok, i was seriously questioning my own knowledge right there :D
What's the point? We already know that the youngest Playboy model will be 18 years and 5 seconds.
She's just another young trollop that prostitues herself to anyone with enough money , i guarantee if a big fat 60 yo billionaire wanted to have her dangling off his arm she would jump at the chance, fucking pseudo prostitue
Gotta love use of the word trollop.
Cool bowl on the window ledge , is that mahogany ?
beautifu she is who cares 4 age.
come again ??