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Worst audition tape... EVER! (1983)

Circa 1983, Stanley Kubrick began pre-production work on Full Metal Jacket (1987). At the time, he was looking for some fresh, young faces to star in his Vietnam War drama. After placing an ad in some US Newspaper, Kubrick,s production company were flooded with audition tapes from all over the US. This is one of them... P.S. An excerpt from "The Outsiders" is placed at the end for comparison.

Worst audition tape... EVER! (1983)

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Comments to Worst audition tape... EVER! (1983)

  • cynegetic
    cynegetic 2006-11-07T07:29:37Z says:

    Hotchaaaaaa!!! Jazz hands!!!!!!

  • PaYnMaKr
    PaYnMaKr 2006-11-07T08:00:41Z says:

    The good news: This babbling fucking retard eventually realized he was shit, and finally figured out the ancient chinese method of suicide...

  • hgrr
    hgrr 2006-11-07T08:17:23Z says:

    He would have been good for the Gomer Pyle role.

  • chairman_of_the_bored
    chairman_of_the_bored 2006-11-07T08:46:34Z says:

    Surely they could have written him a role as a mouthy one that cops it in a humourous the first few seconds into the battle. He'd do better as a Jerry Lewis impersonator.

  • Khaos
    Khaos 2006-11-07T09:40:36Z says:

    He just sucks. Someone shouldve shot and skullfucked him.

  • fuck-nut
    fuck-nut 2006-11-07T09:48:00Z says:

    The Outsiders was a good damn film. How dare that idiot disgrace it.
    Pompous jerk is probably in politics now--like a little John Kerry.

  • macaroo
    macaroo 2006-11-07T11:34:41Z says:

    Naah, I bet he is in prison for robbing a Seven Eleven.

  • IamTheGreatest
    IamTheGreatest 2006-11-07T12:35:07Z says:

    Overactor.

  • iloseatlife
    iloseatlife 2006-11-07T14:29:13Z says:

    i want to blow his ballsac

  • dele33
    dele33 2006-11-07T14:29:37Z says:

    I dunno, the fact that his head always tilts to the right just adds that little "I fucking suck" to it...

  • jiminy-cricket
    jiminy-cricket 2006-11-07T14:50:24Z says:

    fucking retards....bet he moved to LA and ended up sucking cock for a living

  • Knee_deep
    Knee_deep 2006-11-07T15:29:20Z says:

    He doesn't have his name on IMDB.com so I guess that the poor thespian is now either working in an office or he's wormfood. I bet stanley Kubrik Had a good good laugh.

  • Wario7793
    Wario7793 2006-11-07T16:59:50Z says:

    well, he didn't seem too bad until I saw the clip at the end.... goddamn, he needs to calm the fuck down and stop over-acting!

  • Dekor
    Dekor 2006-11-07T17:12:45Z says:

    http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/brian-atene/over-20-years-later-brian-atene-is-still-holding-on-to-a-dream-211062.php

  • Dekor
    Dekor 2006-11-07T17:15:31Z says:

    There ya go ladies, he's still at it.

  • Spntneous
    Spntneous 2006-11-07T17:19:07Z says:

    ''He just sucks. Someone shouldve shot and skullfucked him."

    Made me laugh ;)

  • SavageHenry
    SavageHenry 2006-11-07T20:56:03Z says:

    Dekor- That is so fucking Awesome!!!! LMAO~~

  • SavageHenry
    SavageHenry 2006-11-07T20:58:32Z says:

    Those two versions need to be joined into one vid... I see he has many more on you tube! Friggen Amazing@!@

  • Booddles
    Booddles 2006-11-07T22:26:14Z says:

    i always wondered what happened to DJ from Roseanne...

  • fuz
    fuz 2006-11-07T22:39:03Z says:

    He sounded like a black straight out of the plantations,i was waiting for him to say "yes sir yes sir" i'll dance for ye sir" "anything for ma master sir".

  • coupland
    coupland 2006-11-08T00:49:48Z says:

    Dekor I really doubt that's real. It doesn't look anything like the original guy, and his demolition of R. Lee Ermey's performance in Full Metal Jacket isn't just terrible (like the original video), but it reeks of satire. I dunno, I'll wait until I see it on Snopes.

  • sasquatch
    sasquatch 2006-11-08T01:12:27Z says:

    I heard he quit acting and got into song writing, wrote a song that some black dude with metal teeth made famous called "why must I cry"

  • coupland
    coupland 2006-11-08T02:26:41Z says:

    ^ I LOLed, I :~( -ed

  • K-Billy
    K-Billy 2006-11-08T06:29:27Z says:

    lol!

  • K-Billy
    K-Billy 2006-11-08T06:30:52Z says:

    "also I am a trekkie" Well, that pretty much ended his career. This is golden. What a farce! Did this guy do this as a joke? Looking up all the time for his fucking lines or something? God this is shit gold of terrible. Love it!

  • Capwned
    Capwned 2006-11-08T07:40:16Z says:

    This is fucking awful.

  • Victorious
    Victorious 2006-11-08T09:33:22Z says:

    @coupland: are you saying R. Lee Ermey's performance was terrible in FMJ? SACRILEGE!!!

  • coupland
    coupland 2006-11-08T17:04:48Z says:

    ^ Not for a second, I'm saying it was outstanding. I'm just saying I don't think the video of the 30-year-old Brian Atene is really him, because even a terrible actor would realize his rendition was an insult to R. Lee Ermey.

  • Victorious
    Victorious 2006-11-08T18:06:46Z says:

    ^lol ok then i misread your comment, my apologies.

plastique45
posted November 07, 2006

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