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Worst audition tape... EVER! (1983)Circa 1983, Stanley Kubrick began pre-production work on Full Metal Jacket (1987). At the time, he was looking for some fresh, young faces to star in his Vietnam War drama. After placing an ad in some US Newspaper, Kubrick,s production company were flooded with audition tapes from all over the US. This is one of them... P.S. An excerpt from "The Outsiders" is placed at the end for comparison. |
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Comments to Worst audition tape... EVER! (1983)
Hotchaaaaaa!!! Jazz hands!!!!!!
The good news: This babbling fucking retard eventually realized he was shit, and finally figured out the ancient chinese method of suicide...
He would have been good for the Gomer Pyle role.
Surely they could have written him a role as a mouthy one that cops it in a humourous the first few seconds into the battle. He'd do better as a Jerry Lewis impersonator.
He just sucks. Someone shouldve shot and skullfucked him.
The Outsiders was a good damn film. How dare that idiot disgrace it.
Pompous jerk is probably in politics now--like a little John Kerry.
Naah, I bet he is in prison for robbing a Seven Eleven.
Overactor.
i want to blow his ballsac
I dunno, the fact that his head always tilts to the right just adds that little "I fucking suck" to it...
fucking retards....bet he moved to LA and ended up sucking cock for a living
He doesn't have his name on IMDB.com so I guess that the poor thespian is now either working in an office or he's wormfood. I bet stanley Kubrik Had a good good laugh.
well, he didn't seem too bad until I saw the clip at the end.... goddamn, he needs to calm the fuck down and stop over-acting!
http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/brian-atene/over-20-years-later-brian-atene-is-still-holding-on-to-a-dream-211062.php
There ya go ladies, he's still at it.
''He just sucks. Someone shouldve shot and skullfucked him."
Made me laugh ;)
Dekor- That is so fucking Awesome!!!! LMAO~~
Those two versions need to be joined into one vid... I see he has many more on you tube! Friggen Amazing@!@
i always wondered what happened to DJ from Roseanne...
He sounded like a black straight out of the plantations,i was waiting for him to say "yes sir yes sir" i'll dance for ye sir" "anything for ma master sir".
Dekor I really doubt that's real. It doesn't look anything like the original guy, and his demolition of R. Lee Ermey's performance in Full Metal Jacket isn't just terrible (like the original video), but it reeks of satire. I dunno, I'll wait until I see it on Snopes.
I heard he quit acting and got into song writing, wrote a song that some black dude with metal teeth made famous called "why must I cry"
^ I LOLed, I :~( -ed
lol!
"also I am a trekkie" Well, that pretty much ended his career. This is golden. What a farce! Did this guy do this as a joke? Looking up all the time for his fucking lines or something? God this is shit gold of terrible. Love it!
This is fucking awful.
@coupland: are you saying R. Lee Ermey's performance was terrible in FMJ? SACRILEGE!!!
^ Not for a second, I'm saying it was outstanding. I'm just saying I don't think the video of the 30-year-old Brian Atene is really him, because even a terrible actor would realize his rendition was an insult to R. Lee Ermey.
^lol ok then i misread your comment, my apologies.