Worst Comedian Ever...
Dude makes a living in Denver by pwning himself onstage...
Worst Comedian Ever...
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Comments to Worst Comedian Ever...
the canned laughter makes it even more pathetic...
your a horse
you're a jew
You're a leather shoe.
^ Morning due
^ vomit stew?
^Does the Dew
^eats poo.
^takes it in the butt
drink!
The "Do you wanna box for that?" joke was tight!
He beat my expectations.
i thot he was kinda funny : /
indeed, post fail!
I like how the mucho symbol is right in front of his stupid face.
jerks? this is you, isnt it?
Hehe... nope. Me and this dude have a history though... This is a personal vendetta of mine. He pissed me off a few years ago, something vicious. I have a buddy on the local comedy circuit here, and I still run into this guy occasionally.. One of these times, I'm gonna run right on to stage and deck him, and tape and post it on Mucho.
dont do it jerks - this slow death he suffers every night is much more painful than a knuckle sammich would ever be
If I were watching this kid, about the 5th time he turned his palm out, I would have launched into him.
lunged*?
fucking copier... unoriginal bastard
do you want the $1.25, or should i just shove the quarters directly up your fat ass
So this blonde comes home from work and finds her husband fucking the shit out of her sister. In a fit of rage she grabs a .38 out of the dresser and puts it to her head.
"Don't do it!!" pleads the husband
The hysterical blonde responds "Shut up Fucker, You're next"
Bang
-fin-
so wait she shoots her sister then kills him? how is that funny? PS I'm assuming u ment to say she put the gun to her own head but reading your post it kind of gets lost.
Actually, it was pretty easy to understand. It just wasn't funny.
an hero?
BlackTEE keep mucho mucho and /b/ /b/ - - mixing doesn't make you savvy
This little old lady walks into a sex shop and shakes her way to the counter. Exxxscussse MMmee sssirr, ddd-do youuuu ssselll vvviviibrators?
The young salesmn says "yes mam we do?"
"DDdoo theeeyyy haaavveee ffffive ssspppeeeeds?"
"Yes mam they do"
"aaarrreeee theeeey ttteeen innccchees lllonnnggg?"
"Yes mam they are" responds the quizacle salesman
"ggggooooooddd dddo ddddoo youuuu kkknoww howwwwww tooo ttturrrnn itttt offfff?"
*crickets*
cricket bat, bang.
cricket brain vibrator core
*tomato thrown*
C'mon, who still throws tomatos?
they do at the club with the crickets
*tumble weed passes*
I'm only posting shitty jokes...ya'll don't have any?
great!...a minute and 20 seconds i will never get back!...this guy really sucks...denver huh?...all i need is enough gas to travel the 6 hours to get there and back....anyone want to pitch in...i will kill him for the sake of this world!!!
You're at mucho. Do you ever expect to get your time back?
time fail
Yes, a minute and 20 seconds wasted, unlike the rest of your day and life.
Demetri martin has a retarded brother?
"One generation passeth away, and another generation cometh; but the earth abideth forever...The sun also ariseth, and the sun goeth down, and hasteth to the place where he arose...The wind goeth toward the south, and turneth about unto the north; it whirleth about continually, and the wind returneth again according to his circuits...All the rivers run into the sea; yet the sea is not full; unto the place from whence the rivers come, thither they return again."
A thing moderately good is not so good as it ought to be. Moderation in temper is always a virtue; but moderation in principle is always a vice.
To be. Or not to be. That is the question.
Here I sit, all broken-hearted
Tried to shit, but only farted
I fart, therefore I'am
ergo fartito sum?
yougo gotito itsum.
I actually thought that was pretty good. especially for someone that doesn't have a big name or tv show or what ever.
god i hate ur guts
How do you get 4 homosexuals to sit on one stool?
Turn the stool over
How do you get them off?
Wiggle it
What's the difference in a truck load of bricks and a truck load of dead babies?
You can't unload the bricks with a pitchfork
It's bowling balls dipshit. Dang, at least have the decency to google these lame ass generic jokes before posting them.
What's red, white, and gooey and crawls up your leg?
homesick abortion!
What's red, white, and bubbley and beats on the glass?
Baby in the microwave!
as long as its white babies, i'll laugh
^racist^
How do you keep your baby from crawling around in circles on the floor?
hit him in the head with a hammer!
DAMN YOU end-thing! I was supposed to be the most annoying fuck on this site, and now you go fuckin ruin it....
nobody got the joke...worst comedian ever, lame
that's not it. the answer is nail his other hand to the floor. fucking get it right.
hey...I can modify all I want...I typed it
I propose a motion to have Endbn3, banned. Anyone in favour?
I
awwwwwww... no more dead white people jokes???
Q: What is 18" long, cold and stiff, and makes a woman scream in the morning?
A: Crib death.
How do you get 10 dead babies into a Tupperware bowl?
A blender.
And to get them back out again?
Doritos.
oh really...you telling dead baby jokes when you cried like a child when yours got joked about...fuckyourself and fuck your slutty daughter
knock knock..
whos there?
Endbn3's daughter and she's a total whore
Q: What is unfunny and gay?
A: Endbn3
Pwning the noobs, eh Dik?
You seem a bit angrier these days. Anything up?
jamie just left after a month visit so i plan to be cranky for a while
Her staying with you stress ya out a bit?
haha ya she's a handful
I'm gonna rap especially for dik. A bluesy little ditty, coz he's missin jamiee's titty,
Up in his face - layin round the place,
Rubbin on his piles, neat ointment,
Like neverendin miles 'o treatment.
Already clearly missin...his little pot to piss in,
Now he's gotta hold his own old cock,
Spill his jizz into a sock,
Instead of gettin semi-hards,
While his woman dreams of erect retards,
Standin to attention,
And don't forget to mention,
You played-out, gayed out, and blubbing like an old goat.
So sit there, whine there, cry into your Labatt's beer,
While I smirk a thousand times at that gently, longin tear,
Rollin down your scraggy chin,
Droppin like a nearly-win.
If you're such a cunt without you ho,
Get on the phone and arrange to go,
Out of your country and down south-west into hers,
Coz your motherfuckin yappy whingeing makes you think you need a purse,
To put all your moans, all your downs syndromes,
You're more repeat that indigestion,
Now fuck right off - that's my suggestion.
Cunt.
fuck man give it up
yea, that sucked.
i didn't read it..i don't have any available brain space
He actually believes that he's good too.
Cruels like an even more retarded version of Vanilla Ice.
word
oranje, I don't don't like you but damn are you right
I know I'm right, & no one here is interested in your opinion, you piece of worm shit.
eat monkey shit metalface you fucking mommys boy tranny hairy monkey freak
can we get a survey on that?
you sound like Rush Limbaugh, "I don't make this stuff up, folks!"
chode
sorry, i forgot, i meant
wanka
(s)
pathetic..try ebaums metalbitch
your comments are just so (sob) hurtful
*back after 5 min of crying*
Your opinion doesn't appear to be particularly valued thus far in the survey, does it, limp dick.
you couldn't know that, its an unknown unkown...
just cause those opposing me have had the loudest voice in the matter doesn't make their opinions any more valid
its called participation bias
but you must've known that, as smart and as right as you always are
Actually, no. Participation bias has nothing to do with this 'survey'.
wrong again... come on, your not even trying anymore... just more of the same ungrounded Limbaugh-esque claims...
^you're
Firstly, I have no idea who this Limbaugh fellow is. So anything you say referencing him is pointless.
Secondly, for participation bias to be involved, you would have to have someone dumb to agree with you but unwilling to speak up on your behalf. Why would that be?
"Your opinion doesn't appear to be particularly valued THUS FAR in the survey, does it, limp dick."
^ 100% accurate, & still stands.
Now, if you want to feign intelligence & start throwing around any more examples of cognitive bias or statistical bias, at least wait until they are relevant, you turd.
I'm not reading all of that, but have a pretty good idea it is pure shit. Both of you be quiet.
That includes MetalFeces comments too.
last thing i swear, bill...
you are arguing semantics..making claims based on wording, so there fore slightly extraneous...
as for participation bias, you and dik have been the only ones to state your opinions "SO FAR", and both of you have strong feelings and WANT to participate, thus creating the bias to participate because you do feel so strongly..
those that lean the other way are not as apt to participate because they don't have the strong feelings both of you have even though they oppose your opinion
p.s. Limbaugh is conservative talk radio host who makes outrageous un-true claims backed by his famous, "I don't make this stuff up, folks" saying
I can't believe you're sticking with the bullshit participation bias angle to deny the fact that no one cares about your opinion. Dude, just deal with it.
Stop acting like a cock & what you say may gain a little credibility.
I accept that you and dik don't like me (boo fuckin hoo), but your broad claim about every single MS use has gotta be the third most asinined thing you've shat out of your cock-pleaser
user^
MetalFace...you must constantly and unwaveringly post on this site to gain "credability" {Read...be a lifeless sack a vaginal fluid}
oh, and if you have a job or responsabilities....your fucked from square one
MeatusFace?
in three hours this shit's been going on, how many users have stuck up for you?
fold, dude...
example...dik will comment in under 30 min cause he has what it takes
hahaha
The god fearing, night school 'degree' in welding having, air-con engineer Endbn3, may be joining this on your side, MetalFace.
The question is, do you want to be associated with him?*
*I seriously suggest you read his past comments before answering.
i knew that pesky life of mine would get in the way...
and end kinda stuck up for me there by calling all those with credibility on this site lifeless sacks of vaginal fluid..
so FAIL
plus he didn't make up a clever bastardization of my name, therefore, on my side
haha.. welding degree ..never gets old
like jett travolta
fuck you noobs...your influx is giving me a balls-ache
oh, Oranje...you have no Idea how much entertainment value you have...The girls love it...no seriously they love it.
yeah, i'm a lot like your herpes that way, makin you genitles hurt plus i never go away
sorry I've just been told to call you a "dick sucking fuck bin" or whatever that means...with regards from Ashley G.
Bungbin=Lucid. fact
who me? cause that was an inter-post fail directed at dik btw, end
Jesus H guys.... give it a rest.
are you threatening me?
hey, i don't know about anybody else, but i'm havin here jerk...
jerks! he's havin you!
ewww
*ahem* ^having fun here, jerk...
i can always count on you to point out all the misTAKES i was making
Metal, you were better off before you got associated with Endbn3, trust me.
You were a cock but now you're teamed with a crazy fucker. You must not know how much of a crazy bastard he is.
Let me just explain; he doesn't understand 'why' gravity exists or 'why' water boils.
You MAY redeem yourself by not being a penis any more. He however, will never be anything but a fucking tool.
hey, you started it man... i'm just tryin to keep up
Granted, I started it today. That is only 'cause you were a penis with me elsewhere, hence the 'oranje, I don't don't like you' bit.
Don't be a cock with people & you'll be fine here. Unlike what that dumb shit Endbn3 is telling you, the amount of time you spend commenting doesn't equal credibility, it's is the content of your comments.
i just like to debate, but everybody thinks i'm a cock when i do.... props to ya though, you're the only one to give me a decent spat
I like a good debate too. Though when I say 'debate', I actually mean 'tell people what I think & why they should think it too'.
ah yes, I am familiar with the jedi mind trick...
this isn't the thread you were looking for.....
redemption is out of the question for these fagolas
The noob pwning has been exceptionally boring as of late.
Not enough name changing & recycled gay uncle jokes for you?
Yawn, you can't even finish the thread without trying to buddy up to the guy. At least Dik has a bit of stamina.
Oh, and name changing and/or any jokes of any kind would be funnier than anything you said here.
Cruel, even though Dik is my buddy, that rap wasn't too bad. There were some funny lines, which is more than can be said for what passes for "noob pwning" these days. I think it was better than most of the ones from our battlin'.
I actually thought it was quite shit, Hank...full of typos too. Are you fucking nuts anyway? We BOTH did way better ones throughout our 2/3 day battle.
This MetalFace noob doesn't deserve a chance or do-over. I actually exposed him as the mommy's boy, retard, dik-loving loser he is, days ago - on one of mine and Hank's 'rap' threads. He's a kid.
You guys done sucking one anothers cocks?
Ahmm, I still think your raps in the battle were mostly crap.
Ahhm, Rolanda, go get me a 6 piece.
I know why gravity exists.....
I see, but you're still unsure about boiling water?
who me? cause that was an inter-post fail directed at dik btw, end
FUCK! ignore the fail
hahahahaha
*wheeze*
hahahahahahahah
*poop*
..erm, i mean: what reply fail?
damn right
jesus hell this is getting embarrassing