Hahaha! Priceless. Flapjacks is off again...JuicyLucy FTW. Orrr...bring back OhSnap...the attention ho that loves herself so much, she doesn't want your attention.
Um....It does exist. Whether or not you believe humans evolved from apes....it's fucking proven that species evolve to adapt to their environment. Fucking idiot.
I don't remember the brand of absinthe I had years ago, but a friend brought some back from Ibiza, and it literally made me lose my mind for the evening.
I think the only legal absinthe with wormwood available in the states is called Lucid...and indeed disappointing. I think chartreuse tastes like pine trees.
Typical...I need to be honest with you...I think your just about the most beautiful person in the world and I would love to simply get to spend time with you...The way your anger burns wholes through the computer screen....the hate in which you emanate...Your amazing...I believe I could love you.
I'm wishy-washy. I'm actually starting to worry about Hank. He really seems to be getting pissed on quite a lot lately. And what's the point in He-Man (me) without Skeletor (Hank)...and that other hairy, retarded one (dik)?
I'm wishy-washy. Lucy? I really have to question the motivations of any female here who seems almost overwhelmingly desperate to gain the affections of the various assorted drop-out males here(many of whom could tame unicorns)...by using such alluring and disarming charm words as 'darling'. What next? Am I sweetheart, hun?
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That's awesome, of course.
Seconded.
last, i like mine well dine
Agreed
I'd do it in all (estimated) four holes.
if you're talking centaur anatomy it'd still have two holes
Hmm, three...you don't have a mouth?
That's funny cause you strike me as someone that does a lot of talking.
No one runs their bitch mouth like you...you fucking twat. Dragoness at least thinks before she types....go back to high school.
Typical's hot for you, lucid. I can tell.
Yep. Last time I seen Typical go off like that it wasn't long before she scissored a bitch.
Why not?
Hahaha! Priceless. Flapjacks is off again...JuicyLucy FTW. Orrr...bring back OhSnap...the attention ho that loves herself so much, she doesn't want your attention.
I get angry when I drink whiskey....
So drink vodka?
Whiskey tastes better.
Anejo Tequila's FTW!
Old English 800 FTW! lol
Vodka is for stupid teenage whores. Go drink your fucking Smirnoff bitch.
On a side note I would love to rape you with a broken Zima bottle.
Till you bled out and died.
kinky
fancy a whiskey?
that's it - im off to buy a bottle of Mezcal now...
and so it finally comes out, typical wants to rape lucy. i knew there was something between those two. get it on film girls.
Nah...I would get arrested. Not really worth it over that sack of shit. I'm sure her stupidity will kill her off someday...(aids)
I just found a bottle of Absinthe at my local liquor store made with both wormwood and salvia. Its 120 proof but it was $60.
This is what evolution would come to if we gave it time. If evolution existed HAHAHAHA
Um....It does exist. Whether or not you believe humans evolved from apes....it's fucking proven that species evolve to adapt to their environment. Fucking idiot.
...well, let's not all hold our breath waiting for you to evolve into a halway decent attention ho.
WHAZAMMY
*halfway :(
whats the brand of absinthe irish.. because i believe (am sure) if you were to buy it you would be disappointed
WHAZOOPSIES...
besides chartreuse is better tasting ;/
green chartreuse is worth every penny
I don't remember the brand of absinthe I had years ago, but a friend brought some back from Ibiza, and it literally made me lose my mind for the evening.
I think the only legal absinthe with wormwood available in the states is called Lucid...and indeed disappointing. I think chartreuse tastes like pine trees.
Pine trees? That would be any gin dear.
depends on the chartreuse.. i remember chugging a bottle back a long time ago.. that safely disgusted everyone around :P
I can't take chartreuse, I used to drink it when I was younger & the night always ended extremely badly. Now, even the smell makes me want to heave.
The only worse night I ever had was on poteen. That was incredibly embarrassing on several levels...
Thanks much Typical but I don't drink.
Fuck, if I were you I would never stop drinking....
Typical...I need to be honest with you...I think your just about the most beautiful person in the world and I would love to simply get to spend time with you...The way your anger burns wholes through the computer screen....the hate in which you emanate...Your amazing...I believe I could love you.
'the hate in which you emanate' hmmmmm. Interesting. 'wholes'.
Come along...you cannot hope to defeat the mighty Typical like this.
Come along?
Hahahahahaha.
Sorta like 'now now'.
And, I don't want to defeat her.
Just fuck her.
Mmmm her lip piercing makes me cream myself...
It's a British thing I guess. Medic!
Oh. No, no, no. Your last comment Lucy? Forgive me everyone...I knew not what I did. I, I didn't m-m-m-mean to. Seriously girl?
Oh yeah...and fuck you Freshie ya damn attention ho gruopie sucka. I got the mofockin glow bitch...naaat you.
lol yeah, right.
That's right sucka...I got the moves too.
Or I could just cut your fucking eyes out and skull fuck the sockets?
Calm down now kids...
No. You couldn't do that.
I like how dragoness didn't give enough of a shit about loosewhore to even reply.
*poop
Might also be the fact she wasn't online...But that's just my thought...
*schloop
Uber rhyming skills you got there possum
you just dont get it do you?
More like I just don't care darling
^says the slut who actually waited out a ban, just to look for more abuse :)
Hmmm...how does that make me any different from Hank?
He's been banned something like 5 times...
Eight.
^ My point.
I hate hank too.
I'm wishy-washy. I'm actually starting to worry about Hank. He really seems to be getting pissed on quite a lot lately. And what's the point in He-Man (me) without Skeletor (Hank)...and that other hairy, retarded one (dik)?
I'm wishy-washy. Lucy? I really have to question the motivations of any female here who seems almost overwhelmingly desperate to gain the affections of the various assorted drop-out males here(many of whom could tame unicorns)...by using such alluring and disarming charm words as 'darling'. What next? Am I sweetheart, hun?
wishy washy? what a homo
I have an idea. Why don't you go around calling everyone a homo? Fucking homo.
sure, wishy washy
Four feet...and she walks on her tip toes
You're right. She should be in high heels.
nono..it makes it hot somehow that she has footpower..
hell yea
Only if the tail is a butt plug. Something about long rear hair that freaks me out
Finally, a chick who can take my horse cock no problem
hobbits arent horses silly pants
...with a bat and sell the body to science? yes.
I would rape that then have it plow my fields,then rape it again....then rape it as it plows my fields...
You my friend truly know how to live. Hats off.
That's the Amish for ya
I knew it!
I'd have fun playing around with her... well, horsing around...
She'd look like fuck with a Beer gut
id give that a good romp.
Why the long face.
The picture looks a little off CENTAUR. Ha!
I really laughed at that.
a piece of me died after reading that :(
you should do something freaky with the dead piece
yes
Anyway.....A horse walks into a bar.....
It must suck when she gets an itch on one of her back feet.
She can do her own show in Tijuana.
if she has two pussys i could fuck the one and eat the other then it would feel like a threesome :)
Dog and pony style.
i would
...toss a man off if he jumped on my back...SCHLAM!
Hey, she has a pony tail!
HAAAHHAHAHAHHAH
Whats your sign?
..but seriously folks.
i'd ride her hard an put her away wet.