Would you fuck me?

Comments to Would you fuck me?

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  abortedjesus 2009-04-26T04:05:50Z says:

  I would say "Goodbye Horses", but I think she has eaten a horse or two.

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    falipy 2009-04-26T06:58:28Z says:

    I would say, I would never, never ever fuck u!
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    jacq 2009-04-26T08:57:15Z says:

    If there's only you on this Earth. I'd better go down the sea to fuck a female shark LOL
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    Soah 2009-04-26T09:18:45Z says:

    or she could simply lose weight because there's no one to make mcdonalds'food. then you'd bang her.
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    dik 2009-04-26T09:27:21Z says:

    mmm mcdonalds..i'm starving
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    rock_strongo 2009-04-26T11:08:52Z says:

    Now, she wasn't this big but back in college I did nail this fat girl with a facial hair problem, no kidding. I did it for a goof and she'd aim to please. I was surprised, she was willing to do anything.
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    Oranjeboom 2009-04-26T11:42:49Z says:

    The whole "fat girls aim to please & are willing to do anything" is just weird.
    
    In all honesty, I've never had a girl say no to anything, but then I'm not into weird shit like nipple clamps, piss/shit sex.
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    Oranjeboom 2009-04-26T11:43:32Z says:

    Then again I do British birds who will ride you lie a pony if you but them a bicardi breezer.
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    Oranjeboom 2009-04-26T11:43:54Z says:

    & No, I don't shag ugly birds, you unoriginal cretins.
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    toolman961 2009-04-26T13:03:53Z says:

    Hey, pussy is pussy!
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    cheekycov 2009-04-26T15:12:47Z says:

    Yes you do Oranje
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    JamesTKirk 2009-04-26T15:48:57Z says:

    Do we have to post the link again, Oranje?
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    dwhill05 2009-04-26T16:04:48Z says:

    OJ meant consciously, he can not be responsible for what happens during lost time
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    Jones 2009-04-26T16:09:02Z says:

    Well if that's the case, then none of the birds count. Doesn't count when they're unconscious.
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    cheekycov 2009-04-26T18:11:09Z says:

    Ergo, technically he's still a virgin
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    Jones 2009-04-26T18:14:05Z says:

    And balding.
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  yak 2009-04-26T04:07:57Z says:

  short answer?
  no.
  longer answer?
  still no.

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    JamesTKirk 2009-04-26T04:10:04Z says:

    case of beer answer?
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    yak 2009-04-26T04:10:24Z says:

    a more slurred no.
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    possum 2009-04-26T04:14:12Z says:

    cuervo answer?
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    PUSSYHANDS 2009-04-26T04:20:17Z says:

    No por favor?
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    possum 2009-04-26T04:24:51Z says:

    ^"no pants favorite"
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    dwhill05 2009-04-26T04:46:50Z says:

    "No Habla Jibber Jabber"
    (Early Cuyler hat saying)
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  PUSSYHANDS 2009-04-26T04:18:57Z says:

  Does this qualify as a mullet?
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  PUSSYHANDS 2009-04-26T04:22:06Z says:

  Yak you misspelled "a beast" in the tags.

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    yak 2009-04-26T04:23:22Z says:

    being that i don't do the pictures i think i spelled it just fine actually!
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    PUSSYHANDS 2009-04-26T04:25:17Z says:

    Fuck................How did I do that, I haven't even started drinking.
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    PUSSYHANDS 2009-04-26T04:26:03Z says:

    Anybody else need a ride on the failbus?
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    drumrave 2009-04-26T04:27:02Z says:

    me?
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    PUSSYHANDS 2009-04-26T04:28:09Z says:

    I said bus not train :)
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  Naddycat 2009-04-26T04:24:47Z says:

  Yea I'd toss a hot dog down her hallway.

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    toolman961 2009-04-26T13:08:42Z says:

    That pussy is probably tighter than a nuns cunt.
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    dirtyrottensteve 2009-04-26T18:14:14Z says:

    you'll need alot of flour to roll her around in first
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  ClaudeBallz 2009-04-26T04:41:17Z says:

  Answer: No, but I will say she might look cute sans 100lbs.
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  ClaudeBallz 2009-04-26T04:41:29Z says:

  Mmmm, 150.

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    FatPat 2009-04-28T03:54:01Z says:

    Joan Jett?
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  drumrave 2009-04-26T04:43:13Z says:

  oh gawd! I wouldn't even
  
  what the fuck fat bitch
  
  
  
  god no
  
  no
  
  
  
  nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
  
  
  nooo
  
  no
  
  
  no
  
  did I mention no yet?

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    possum 2009-04-26T04:45:47Z says:

    stop the geetars, drum
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    Nixon'sGhost 2009-04-26T07:27:50Z says:

    You're not fooling anyone drums.
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    dik 2009-04-26T09:27:58Z says:

    haha
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    cheekycov 2009-04-26T09:39:46Z says:

    The looser the waistband the deeper the quicksand
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  jsloan10 2009-04-26T04:43:56Z says:

  Fuck you?
  I sure as hell wouldn't feed you, why would I fuck you?.
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  Suge 2009-04-26T05:31:33Z says:

  im not gonna lie, id fuck it. alot of you would too. somebody is fucking all these fat heurs
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  magiq 2009-04-26T06:40:49Z says:

  i would have to have major beer goggles on and not have had sex in 2 or 3 years but other than that no

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    magiq 2009-04-26T06:43:08Z says:

    hell im not sure its a woman neither
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  MMA 2009-04-26T06:51:03Z says:

  That's a huge bitch.
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  YourTerrorist 2009-04-26T07:32:38Z says:

  I would't mind wrestling a hippo as long as I can post it on Mucho.
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  cheekycov 2009-04-26T09:41:07Z says:

  I'm so turned on right now

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    fries-please 2009-04-26T11:10:06Z says:

    i can believe that
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  blingbling 2009-04-26T12:01:30Z says:

  i would fuck you up
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  Vomitcircus 2009-04-26T13:06:39Z says:

  Rule of thumb - never fuck a girl whose arms are bigger than your legs.
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  toolman961 2009-04-26T13:07:15Z says:

  As long as nobody knew I did it.Hahahaha
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  DOERanger 2009-04-26T13:52:20Z says:

  I'd like to stand back and watch her fuck herself.

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    DOERanger 2009-04-26T13:52:51Z says:

    And of course tape it.
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    DjBlitz 2009-04-27T03:32:40Z says:

    And then burn the tape after you realized you taped her.
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  waverlycircle 2009-04-27T05:00:29Z says:

  I wouldn't wanna feed you
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  rimjoy 2009-04-27T12:19:30Z says:

  awww fuck it...... Is that you Vicsin?