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I would say "Goodbye Horses", but I think she has eaten a horse or two.
I would say, I would never, never ever fuck u!
If there's only you on this Earth. I'd better go down the sea to fuck a female shark LOL
or she could simply lose weight because there's no one to make mcdonalds'food. then you'd bang her.
mmm mcdonalds..i'm starving
Now, she wasn't this big but back in college I did nail this fat girl with a facial hair problem, no kidding. I did it for a goof and she'd aim to please. I was surprised, she was willing to do anything.
The whole "fat girls aim to please & are willing to do anything" is just weird. In all honesty, I've never had a girl say no to anything, but then I'm not into weird shit like nipple clamps, piss/shit sex.
Then again I do British birds who will ride you lie a pony if you but them a bicardi breezer.
& No, I don't shag ugly birds, you unoriginal cretins.
Hey, pussy is pussy!
Yes you do Oranje
Do we have to post the link again, Oranje?
OJ meant consciously, he can not be responsible for what happens during lost time
Well if that's the case, then none of the birds count. Doesn't count when they're unconscious.
Ergo, technically he's still a virgin
And balding.
short answer? no. longer answer? still no.
case of beer answer?
a more slurred no.
cuervo answer?
No por favor?
^"no pants favorite"
"No Habla Jibber Jabber" (Early Cuyler hat saying)
Does this qualify as a mullet?
Yak you misspelled "a beast" in the tags.
being that i don't do the pictures i think i spelled it just fine actually!
Fuck................How did I do that, I haven't even started drinking.
Anybody else need a ride on the failbus?
me?
I said bus not train :)
Yea I'd toss a hot dog down her hallway.
That pussy is probably tighter than a nuns cunt.
you'll need alot of flour to roll her around in first
Answer: No, but I will say she might look cute sans 100lbs.
Mmmm, 150.
Joan Jett?
oh gawd! I wouldn't even what the fuck fat bitch god no no nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 nooo no no did I mention no yet?
stop the geetars, drum
You're not fooling anyone drums.
haha
The looser the waistband the deeper the quicksand
Fuck you? I sure as hell wouldn't feed you, why would I fuck you?.
im not gonna lie, id fuck it. alot of you would too. somebody is fucking all these fat heurs
i would have to have major beer goggles on and not have had sex in 2 or 3 years but other than that no
hell im not sure its a woman neither
That's a huge bitch.
I would't mind wrestling a hippo as long as I can post it on Mucho.
I'm so turned on right now
i can believe that
i would fuck you up
Rule of thumb - never fuck a girl whose arms are bigger than your legs.
As long as nobody knew I did it.Hahahaha
I'd like to stand back and watch her fuck herself.
And of course tape it.
And then burn the tape after you realized you taped her.
I wouldn't wanna feed you
awww fuck it...... Is that you Vicsin?
Fist Of FuryPunish those lungs baby
My Penis Hurts......The Asian Plow
Probably not as good as the thumbnail.But hey, you guys can fap to anything, and I've found my niche with obscure p...
Oh NixonDoin what he does best
It'll fit......trust me!
WTFI hope this explodes.
This Was Me!i was such a badass when i was younger
Wrestling with a cactusI think the cactus won
coochie, coochie gooMr magic fingers knows how to please.
Thats either some moldy chicken...or a shit load of some kick ass weed
One of Mucho's Dinner PartiesFunny looking Fat bald dude.
Body builder bitchThis is unholy
Sissy boy in a diaperMe in a Diaper..
Who wants to go Muff Diving?sweet jesus! those shoes are god awful!
Big Enough For You?Short, but definitely not sweet.
weird al - i'm fatone of my most favorite vids of him.
Comments to Would you fuck me?
I would say "Goodbye Horses", but I think she has eaten a horse or two.
I would say, I would never, never ever fuck u!
If there's only you on this Earth. I'd better go down the sea to fuck a female shark LOL
or she could simply lose weight because there's no one to make mcdonalds'food. then you'd bang her.
mmm mcdonalds..i'm starving
Now, she wasn't this big but back in college I did nail this fat girl with a facial hair problem, no kidding. I did it for a goof and she'd aim to please. I was surprised, she was willing to do anything.
The whole "fat girls aim to please & are willing to do anything" is just weird.
In all honesty, I've never had a girl say no to anything, but then I'm not into weird shit like nipple clamps, piss/shit sex.
Then again I do British birds who will ride you lie a pony if you but them a bicardi breezer.
& No, I don't shag ugly birds, you unoriginal cretins.
Hey, pussy is pussy!
Yes you do Oranje
Do we have to post the link again, Oranje?
OJ meant consciously, he can not be responsible for what happens during lost time
Well if that's the case, then none of the birds count. Doesn't count when they're unconscious.
Ergo, technically he's still a virgin
And balding.
short answer?
no.
longer answer?
still no.
case of beer answer?
a more slurred no.
cuervo answer?
No por favor?
^"no pants favorite"
"No Habla Jibber Jabber"
(Early Cuyler hat saying)
Does this qualify as a mullet?
Yak you misspelled "a beast" in the tags.
being that i don't do the pictures i think i spelled it just fine actually!
Fuck................How did I do that, I haven't even started drinking.
Anybody else need a ride on the failbus?
me?
I said bus not train :)
Yea I'd toss a hot dog down her hallway.
That pussy is probably tighter than a nuns cunt.
you'll need alot of flour to roll her around in first
Answer: No, but I will say she might look cute sans 100lbs.
Mmmm, 150.
Joan Jett?
oh gawd! I wouldn't even
what the fuck fat bitch
god no
no
nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
nooo
no
no
did I mention no yet?
stop the geetars, drum
You're not fooling anyone drums.
haha
The looser the waistband the deeper the quicksand
Fuck you?
I sure as hell wouldn't feed you, why would I fuck you?.
im not gonna lie, id fuck it. alot of you would too. somebody is fucking all these fat heurs
i would have to have major beer goggles on and not have had sex in 2 or 3 years but other than that no
hell im not sure its a woman neither
That's a huge bitch.
I would't mind wrestling a hippo as long as I can post it on Mucho.
I'm so turned on right now
i can believe that
i would fuck you up
Rule of thumb - never fuck a girl whose arms are bigger than your legs.
As long as nobody knew I did it.Hahahaha
I'd like to stand back and watch her fuck herself.
And of course tape it.
And then burn the tape after you realized you taped her.
I wouldn't wanna feed you
awww fuck it...... Is that you Vicsin?