Thank you, thank you. I'd like to take this opportunity to thank all the members that showed support for me in my darkest hour.
I'd also like to say Fuck You!!!! to all the pieces of shit who talked shit about me when I was gone. What comes around, goes around you nut gargling, dog fondling, dirty underwear sniffing faggots.
it's like i said before hank i couldn't give a damn wether you got banned or not but you do have the odd funny comment that gives me a chuckle, welcome back bitch
COLUMBUS CIRCLE IS ALWAYS A FUCKING ZOO OF SOME KIND OR ANOTHER. THERE WAS THIS HOMELESS LADY WHO USED TO GET ME TO GIVE HER QUARTERS ALL THE DAMN TIME. i'M PRETTY GOOD AT SAYING "NO" TO THE HOMELESS, BUT THIS BROAD WAS CONSTANTLY CRYING AND WAS ALWAYS DRAGGING AROUND A 5-YEAR-OLD.
hey yak fuck you!!!! Oh and deja keep sucking yaks dick to maintain your job. We all know your shit without him (well with him for taht matter too).
Fuck starsky the jew, the dumbest jew I have ever witnessed might I add.
Fuck dik the immature balding prick who thinks hes still 10
Fuck arch the most desperate horny loser ever.
fuck ryoga, anyone who takes it up the ass from a man or a woman has no spine
fuck supernova and his gothic band pictures, (you look like a fag btw) Oh and not going to be nice to you just because you are contract...er serving in iraq
fuck tired guy the old lamer who tries to argue intelligently on this fucking retarded site yet still fails to conive a single person because of his retarded attitude
Fuck orange boom, the limey fucker without a wit of english wit
Fuck hotshot who has to attack every woman who posts ont this site due to his own inability to even come near a woman
fuck haretrinity and her posting nude pictures of herself and liking the sickest fetsishes imaginable (probably the woman with the dog/pb&j)
Oh and finally fuck el-wanko, just because he makes so much sense and fuck anyone else for that matter.
weird, you know i banned this tard like 20 seconds ago for absolutely no reason, but this almost makes me want to unban him :P
*sigh* with great power comes great responsibility...
Right on quick draw!!
And last but not least FUCK YAK the stupid Canadian prick licker who's site show's how stupid and lame the canuck's really are!!!
More like impotent. Anyway, this Quick-draw chap, he's a fucking cunt and no mistake. He can take his stupid half-baked opinions and shove them up his (I'm guessing) not inconsiderable arse hole.
"Hank was real big. He did like he pleased. That's why everybody worked on him. The last time I seen Hank, he was blind and diseased from drinking. And every time he put the bottle to his mouth, he don't suck out of it, it sucks out of him until he shrunk so wrinkled and yellow even the dogs didn't know him."
Excerpt from, Chronicles of a Chinaski, The Lost Week
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He's the thinking man's Tom Green.
agreed. he would never think of this shit. he probably wouldn't even do it.
shhhh...quiet now kiddo
was that the transformers theme song ... remixed?
It was supposed to be sarcastic. sigh. Fuck it. Can I redo it? Just replace it with a "FIRST!"
*with both thumbs up* EEEEEYYYYYYYYY
Well everyone this is it. FUCK YOU ALL (Especially stewie) That is all. I will be leaving you all forever.
P.S. Fuck off morph.
Did I miss something here?
what the hell?
Fox
I can't believe I forgot, FUCK YOU YAK!!! You stupid little PRICK!!
ahh, now I can leave in peace. :)
suiban?
why you gotta say an especially fuck you to the black kid?
what have i ever done to you?!!?
goddamn racists!
ok ive really missed something here too, yaks black? i didnt see that one coming
when did that happen.. i coulda sworn i was white ;/
its nothing to be ashamed of yak
admit it, yak. its the first step.
Shut up Morph.. You are a complete fuckwit.
^fuck you, shit-on-a-stick!
No fuck you dooh dooh stain in my underwear. What are you Morph's fucking do boy?
what are you, quick_draw's suicide buddy?
Wishful thinking, Vic, wishful thinking.
indeed
Yarrrrr
bahaha
Twaaahhaaahaha NO! I am my own.
duck duck duck duck duck......
GOOSE!
Thanks Chin...At least it's better than the Maury dance..
Fox
This post going to be wiped in a minute or is Hank unbanned?
he must have hacked our jiggabits.
or something.
hank you fucking hacker.
Those damned jiggabits...And damned Hanks wily ways...
So was this some kind of outdoor rave?
Hanks free ! yaayyyyyy !!
Thank you, thank you. I'd like to take this opportunity to thank all the members that showed support for me in my darkest hour.
I'd also like to say Fuck You!!!! to all the pieces of shit who talked shit about me when I was gone. What comes around, goes around you nut gargling, dog fondling, dirty underwear sniffing faggots.
I should also say, *grits teeth* thank you Yak.
hehe, guess yak and deja have a heart after all.
yeah..
i would be pretty ironic if hank posted "first" sometime
First!
*sigh* Will you never learn?
free hank
Haha. That didn't count, of course.
FIRST !
damn u chinaski!!!
Hang on, hang on! Welcome back Hank you pitif....sorry, recently-derided rogue you!
IF THIS MEANS THAT DOG TURD EATING, CUM BUCKET TRANNY BITCHO IS ALLOWED BACK ON HERE...I'll be quite peeved.
You crafty sonofabitch
Welcome home
i don't know how, and i won't bother to ask, yak ;), but i'm glad to haev you back, hank.
I had your back Hank. Also I shaved it for you. You like?
it's like i said before hank i couldn't give a damn wether you got banned or not but you do have the odd funny comment that gives me a chuckle, welcome back bitch
wow, get a room, you two!!
this is getting a little too friendly, sasquatch!^
Sasquatches are hairy hermits.
cheekycov^^ bichofelix IS back, and posting as FrancisDollarhyde
COLUMBUS CIRCLE IS ALWAYS A FUCKING ZOO OF SOME KIND OR ANOTHER. THERE WAS THIS HOMELESS LADY WHO USED TO GET ME TO GIVE HER QUARTERS ALL THE DAMN TIME. i'M PRETTY GOOD AT SAYING "NO" TO THE HOMELESS, BUT THIS BROAD WAS CONSTANTLY CRYING AND WAS ALWAYS DRAGGING AROUND A 5-YEAR-OLD.
DID YOU BONE HER?
DID YOU CONSTANTLY YELL AT HER!? IS THAT WHY SHE WAS CRYING?
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WHY ARE YOU ALL SHOUTING? IS IT NOISY IN THERE?
It reads like a Dom Joly skit
*jabs ceiling with broom*
Fucking neighbors and their loud discussions
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING TO? SPEAK UP MAN!!1!
ONLY FUCKING QUARTERS!? YOU FUCKING CHEAPSKATE!!
That's it, you crusty gypsies.
I'm calling the police!
...Yaaaaaaaaaaaak, they are being too loud.
HEY! THAT GRUMPY OLD FUCKER FROM DOWNSTAIRS IS MOANING AGAIN, TURN THE FUCKING MUSIC UP.
Homey the clown don't play that.
*cocks shotgun*
what, you're a juggalo all of the sudden!?
sorry; gigolo*
Nah! juggalo sounds better.
I SAID JUGGALO SOUNDS BETTER!!1!!1!
eww^
Haha that was good.
hey yak fuck you!!!! Oh and deja keep sucking yaks dick to maintain your job. We all know your shit without him (well with him for taht matter too).
Fuck starsky the jew, the dumbest jew I have ever witnessed might I add.
Fuck dik the immature balding prick who thinks hes still 10
Fuck arch the most desperate horny loser ever.
fuck ryoga, anyone who takes it up the ass from a man or a woman has no spine
fuck supernova and his gothic band pictures, (you look like a fag btw) Oh and not going to be nice to you just because you are contract...er serving in iraq
fuck tired guy the old lamer who tries to argue intelligently on this fucking retarded site yet still fails to conive a single person because of his retarded attitude
Fuck orange boom, the limey fucker without a wit of english wit
Fuck hotshot who has to attack every woman who posts ont this site due to his own inability to even come near a woman
fuck haretrinity and her posting nude pictures of herself and liking the sickest fetsishes imaginable (probably the woman with the dog/pb&j)
Oh and finally fuck el-wanko, just because he makes so much sense and fuck anyone else for that matter.
awesome
holy shit dude
weird, you know i banned this tard like 20 seconds ago for absolutely no reason, but this almost makes me want to unban him :P
*sigh* with great power comes great responsibility...
I feel left out.
^who's this new guy?
yeah let me unban him so he can "do more" of us and you guys... done...
thats hank dik, hes been around for a bit..
or do you mean quick_draw21? hes been around forever, most likely just off his meds.
Dik looks exactly like Sabertooth. How is that balding? And I thought Starrsky said it a couple times that she isn't Jewish.
lol @ hank
see yak? you're a nice guy.
So Hank's back, the flashing text on the front page is still there, and ssamar and Quick_draw21 both went just a little bit nuts? Glad I'm caught up.
i guess im not popular enough to get an honorable mention...
::tear::
At least ssamar didn't leave you out, Morph.
you aren't even a hard target morph thats what shocked me... he coulda said something about furries or some shit :(
some peoples kids...
I'm actually shocked he never mentioned me...yay?
i'd take it as a compliment to be insulted
Damn I think someone needs to get laid big time. Maybe then they will lighten up.
That or he's got a major stick up his ass.
Hahaah, I actually got complimented.
Shit, I feel left out.
man is this the thread to get yourself banned in?
Where's subvom? I miss her hahaha.
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See, through no fault of my own, people want to pic on me....
Right on quick draw!!
And last but not least FUCK YAK the stupid Canadian prick licker who's site show's how stupid and lame the canuck's really are!!!
what, are you three a group of emo friends that planned this? how sad..
you won't be missed.
why didn't quickdraw mention me? i feel unimportant..
More like impotent. Anyway, this Quick-draw chap, he's a fucking cunt and no mistake. He can take his stupid half-baked opinions and shove them up his (I'm guessing) not inconsiderable arse hole.
What are you Morph and Yak's little bitch boy? We wont be missed? Uh I believe we are still here fucktard!
pretty good their quickdraw , u seem to know everybodys traits on here
I got left out too :(
do i look bothered, to you?
damn interposters!
Damn your interposter!
Actually now that you bring it up, yes. You do seem bothered otherwise you would never respond to my lame fucking post's.
that be some good "videoing" HUH HANK :P
Much better than if they videoed you.
hank your avatar looks gaunt ...they been feeding u in the hole?
"Hank was real big. He did like he pleased. That's why everybody worked on him. The last time I seen Hank, he was blind and diseased from drinking. And every time he put the bottle to his mouth, he don't suck out of it, it sucks out of him until he shrunk so wrinkled and yellow even the dogs didn't know him."
Excerpt from, Chronicles of a Chinaski, The Lost Week
^^can i get a copy of that?
It's written on a bathroom stall in the men's room along with his phone number.
Someone keeps scratching out my number and writing yours in, Wanko.
Must be your fan club.
Fuck, this is some stupid shit. Like some kind of "fuck you" glee club.
Huh?
the hank.. is back.
everyone.. FLEE!!
^ blows donkey balls
That's were he got his fleas.
*where, for fuck's sake.
^likes to join in and like my cornhole too.
again, damn interposters!
Yeah damn interposers, fuck 'em. And what's more, I don't like cornholes, too much starch.
i didn't know there was something like "too much starch"..
Well FUCK..... nothing. It's not good to just SCREW something, you gotta put some love into it.
It was only a matter of time before he found a fag.
he found 2, the younger black guy in the tank "are you sseriouss?
and the old fag who really just wanted his balls.
the guy in the striped shirt is my father.
That guy needs to get the shit whipped out of him.
If I tried this there would be a fucking lineup.
The old guy wanted to make an appointment...
did they get their balls sucked finally or no?
he just wants his balls sucked..they're dry..give him a break
go find him and give him that break, im sure he is still looking for someone
Send me an angel. Send me an angel. Right now! Right now!
damn that black dude nearly sucked.