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Would You Suck My Balls, Please?

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  • CheechWizard
    CheechWizard 2007-10-11T05:01:31Z says:

    He's the thinking man's Tom Green.

    • kagemaru026
      kagemaru026 2007-10-11T09:47:14Z says:

      agreed. he would never think of this shit. he probably wouldn't even do it.

    • FrancisDollarhyde
      FrancisDollarhyde 2007-10-11T15:26:43Z says:

      shhhh...quiet now kiddo

    • instakitty
      instakitty 2007-10-12T00:08:19Z says:

      was that the transformers theme song ... remixed?

    • CheechWizard
      CheechWizard 2007-10-12T03:50:53Z says:

      It was supposed to be sarcastic. sigh. Fuck it. Can I redo it? Just replace it with a "FIRST!"

  • ssamar
    ssamar 2007-10-11T05:15:14Z says:

    *with both thumbs up* EEEEEYYYYYYYYY

    • ssamar
      ssamar 2007-10-11T05:15:35Z says:

      Well everyone this is it. FUCK YOU ALL (Especially stewie) That is all. I will be leaving you all forever.

      P.S. Fuck off morph.

    • StrainsHardOnTheCan
      StrainsHardOnTheCan 2007-10-11T05:20:44Z says:

      Did I miss something here?

    • dik
      dik 2007-10-11T05:31:23Z says:

      what the hell?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-10-11T06:57:01Z says:

      Fox

    • ssamar
      ssamar 2007-10-11T07:06:06Z says:

      I can't believe I forgot, FUCK YOU YAK!!! You stupid little PRICK!!

    • ssamar
      ssamar 2007-10-11T07:07:05Z says:

      ahh, now I can leave in peace. :)

    • dik
      dik 2007-10-11T07:11:39Z says:

      suiban?

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2007-10-11T07:35:34Z says:

      why you gotta say an especially fuck you to the black kid?


      what have i ever done to you?!!?

    • yak
      yak 2007-10-11T07:41:48Z says:

      goddamn racists!

    • jiminy-cricket
      jiminy-cricket 2007-10-11T08:06:26Z says:

      ok ive really missed something here too, yaks black? i didnt see that one coming

    • yak
      yak 2007-10-11T08:11:46Z says:

      when did that happen.. i coulda sworn i was white ;/

    • jiminy-cricket
      jiminy-cricket 2007-10-11T09:09:57Z says:

      its nothing to be ashamed of yak

    • kagemaru026
      kagemaru026 2007-10-11T10:21:56Z says:

      admit it, yak. its the first step.

    • FrancisDollarhyde
      FrancisDollarhyde 2007-10-11T15:27:45Z says:

      Shut up Morph.. You are a complete fuckwit.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-11T18:11:30Z says:

      ^fuck you, shit-on-a-stick!

    • FrancisDollarhyde
      FrancisDollarhyde 2007-10-11T18:34:17Z says:

      No fuck you dooh dooh stain in my underwear. What are you Morph's fucking do boy?

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-11T18:38:27Z says:

      what are you, quick_draw's suicide buddy?

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-10-11T18:40:46Z says:

      Wishful thinking, Vic, wishful thinking.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-11T18:45:50Z says:

      indeed

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2007-10-11T18:48:37Z says:

      Yarrrrr

    • stewieX
      stewieX 2007-10-12T00:34:51Z says:

      bahaha

    • FrancisDollarhyde
      FrancisDollarhyde 2007-10-12T18:56:24Z says:

      Twaaahhaaahaha NO! I am my own.

    • FrancisDollarhyde
      FrancisDollarhyde 2007-10-12T18:56:46Z says:

      duck duck duck duck duck......

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-13T15:02:01Z says:

      GOOSE!

  • keefbox
    keefbox 2007-10-11T05:47:32Z says:

    Thanks Chin...At least it's better than the Maury dance..

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-10-11T06:47:03Z says:

      Fox

    • Supraliminal
      Supraliminal 2007-10-11T06:51:54Z says:

      This post going to be wiped in a minute or is Hank unbanned?

    • yak
      yak 2007-10-11T06:53:14Z says:

      he must have hacked our jiggabits.
      or something.
      hank you fucking hacker.

    • keefbox
      keefbox 2007-10-11T07:35:12Z says:

      Those damned jiggabits...And damned Hanks wily ways...

    • RedSun0033
      RedSun0033 2007-10-11T07:52:17Z says:

      So was this some kind of outdoor rave?

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2007-10-11T09:08:41Z says:

      Hanks free ! yaayyyyyy !!

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-10-11T13:18:55Z says:

      Thank you, thank you. I'd like to take this opportunity to thank all the members that showed support for me in my darkest hour.

      I'd also like to say Fuck You!!!! to all the pieces of shit who talked shit about me when I was gone. What comes around, goes around you nut gargling, dog fondling, dirty underwear sniffing faggots.

      I should also say, *grits teeth* thank you Yak.

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-10-11T13:32:54Z says:

      hehe, guess yak and deja have a heart after all.

    • dik
      dik 2007-10-11T13:36:51Z says:

      yeah..

    • dik
      dik 2007-10-11T13:38:01Z says:

      i would be pretty ironic if hank posted "first" sometime

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-10-11T13:41:05Z says:

      First!

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-10-11T13:45:04Z says:

      *sigh* Will you never learn?

    • dik
      dik 2007-10-11T13:53:03Z says:

      free hank

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-10-11T14:03:13Z says:

      Haha. That didn't count, of course.

    • FrancisDollarhyde
      FrancisDollarhyde 2007-10-11T15:28:08Z says:

      FIRST !

    • TheTruth
      TheTruth 2007-10-11T16:41:37Z says:

      damn u chinaski!!!

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-10-11T18:31:06Z says:

      Hang on, hang on! Welcome back Hank you pitif....sorry, recently-derided rogue you!

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-10-11T18:36:08Z says:

      IF THIS MEANS THAT DOG TURD EATING, CUM BUCKET TRANNY BITCHO IS ALLOWED BACK ON HERE...I'll be quite peeved.

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2007-10-11T18:37:43Z says:

      You crafty sonofabitch
      Welcome home

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-11T18:41:20Z says:

      i don't know how, and i won't bother to ask, yak ;), but i'm glad to haev you back, hank.

    • Archman
      Archman 2007-10-11T21:07:29Z says:

      I had your back Hank. Also I shaved it for you. You like?

    • sasquatch
      sasquatch 2007-10-11T21:28:01Z says:

      it's like i said before hank i couldn't give a damn wether you got banned or not but you do have the odd funny comment that gives me a chuckle, welcome back bitch

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-11T22:04:38Z says:

      wow, get a room, you two!!

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-11T22:05:00Z says:

      this is getting a little too friendly, sasquatch!^

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-10-11T23:55:40Z says:

      Sasquatches are hairy hermits.

    • UnclePepper
      UnclePepper 2007-10-12T09:49:02Z says:

      cheekycov^^ bichofelix IS back, and posting as FrancisDollarhyde

  • Murgatroid
    Murgatroid 2007-10-11T05:59:12Z says:

    COLUMBUS CIRCLE IS ALWAYS A FUCKING ZOO OF SOME KIND OR ANOTHER. THERE WAS THIS HOMELESS LADY WHO USED TO GET ME TO GIVE HER QUARTERS ALL THE DAMN TIME. i'M PRETTY GOOD AT SAYING "NO" TO THE HOMELESS, BUT THIS BROAD WAS CONSTANTLY CRYING AND WAS ALWAYS DRAGGING AROUND A 5-YEAR-OLD.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-10-11T11:56:18Z says:

      DID YOU BONE HER?

    • mantrain
      mantrain 2007-10-11T12:22:27Z says:

      DID YOU CONSTANTLY YELL AT HER!? IS THAT WHY SHE WAS CRYING?

      <><

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-10-11T18:30:20Z says:

      WHY ARE YOU ALL SHOUTING? IS IT NOISY IN THERE?

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-10-11T18:37:45Z says:

      It reads like a Dom Joly skit

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2007-10-11T18:38:47Z says:

      *jabs ceiling with broom*
      Fucking neighbors and their loud discussions

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-10-11T18:39:04Z says:

      WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING TO? SPEAK UP MAN!!1!

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-11T18:42:02Z says:

      ONLY FUCKING QUARTERS!? YOU FUCKING CHEAPSKATE!!

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2007-10-11T18:45:34Z says:

      That's it, you crusty gypsies.
      I'm calling the police!



      ...Yaaaaaaaaaaaak, they are being too loud.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-10-11T18:55:01Z says:

      HEY! THAT GRUMPY OLD FUCKER FROM DOWNSTAIRS IS MOANING AGAIN, TURN THE FUCKING MUSIC UP.

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2007-10-11T18:57:22Z says:

      Homey the clown don't play that.
      *cocks shotgun*

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-11T22:06:16Z says:

      what, you're a juggalo all of the sudden!?

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-11T22:06:27Z says:

      sorry; gigolo*

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-10-11T22:44:23Z says:

      Nah! juggalo sounds better.

      I SAID JUGGALO SOUNDS BETTER!!1!!1!

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-12T10:31:53Z says:

      eww^

  • SnizMasterJ
    SnizMasterJ 2007-10-11T06:08:36Z says:

    Haha that was good.

  • Quick_draw21
    Quick_draw21 2007-10-11T06:32:02Z says:

    hey yak fuck you!!!! Oh and deja keep sucking yaks dick to maintain your job. We all know your shit without him (well with him for taht matter too).

    Fuck starsky the jew, the dumbest jew I have ever witnessed might I add.

    Fuck dik the immature balding prick who thinks hes still 10

    Fuck arch the most desperate horny loser ever.

    fuck ryoga, anyone who takes it up the ass from a man or a woman has no spine

    fuck supernova and his gothic band pictures, (you look like a fag btw) Oh and not going to be nice to you just because you are contract...er serving in iraq

    fuck tired guy the old lamer who tries to argue intelligently on this fucking retarded site yet still fails to conive a single person because of his retarded attitude

    Fuck orange boom, the limey fucker without a wit of english wit

    Fuck hotshot who has to attack every woman who posts ont this site due to his own inability to even come near a woman

    fuck haretrinity and her posting nude pictures of herself and liking the sickest fetsishes imaginable (probably the woman with the dog/pb&j)

    Oh and finally fuck el-wanko, just because he makes so much sense and fuck anyone else for that matter.

    • dik
      dik 2007-10-11T06:41:53Z says:

      awesome

    • batman88
      batman88 2007-10-11T06:49:13Z says:

      holy shit dude

    • yak
      yak 2007-10-11T06:54:36Z says:

      weird, you know i banned this tard like 20 seconds ago for absolutely no reason, but this almost makes me want to unban him :P
      *sigh* with great power comes great responsibility...

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-10-11T06:56:22Z says:

      I feel left out.

    • dik
      dik 2007-10-11T07:02:13Z says:

      ^who's this new guy?

    • yak
      yak 2007-10-11T07:03:28Z says:

      yeah let me unban him so he can "do more" of us and you guys... done...

    • yak
      yak 2007-10-11T07:05:30Z says:

      thats hank dik, hes been around for a bit..
      or do you mean quick_draw21? hes been around forever, most likely just off his meds.

    • Supraliminal
      Supraliminal 2007-10-11T07:06:16Z says:

      Dik looks exactly like Sabertooth. How is that balding? And I thought Starrsky said it a couple times that she isn't Jewish.

    • batman88
      batman88 2007-10-11T07:07:29Z says:

      lol @ hank

    • dik
      dik 2007-10-11T07:08:07Z says:

      see yak? you're a nice guy.

    • vthokie07
      vthokie07 2007-10-11T07:31:27Z says:

      So Hank's back, the flashing text on the front page is still there, and ssamar and Quick_draw21 both went just a little bit nuts? Glad I'm caught up.

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2007-10-11T07:38:14Z says:

      i guess im not popular enough to get an honorable mention...

      ::tear::

    • vthokie07
      vthokie07 2007-10-11T07:40:11Z says:

      At least ssamar didn't leave you out, Morph.

    • yak
      yak 2007-10-11T07:43:11Z says:

      you aren't even a hard target morph thats what shocked me... he coulda said something about furries or some shit :(
      some peoples kids...

    • RedSun0033
      RedSun0033 2007-10-11T07:54:53Z says:

      I'm actually shocked he never mentioned me...yay?

    • jiminy-cricket
      jiminy-cricket 2007-10-11T08:16:11Z says:

      i'd take it as a compliment to be insulted

    • SnizMasterJ
      SnizMasterJ 2007-10-11T08:51:36Z says:

      Damn I think someone needs to get laid big time. Maybe then they will lighten up.
      That or he's got a major stick up his ass.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-10-11T11:57:44Z says:

      Hahaah, I actually got complimented.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-10-11T11:57:52Z says:

      Shit, I feel left out.

    • mantrain
      mantrain 2007-10-11T12:26:21Z says:

      man is this the thread to get yourself banned in?
      Where's subvom? I miss her hahaha.

      <><

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-10-11T13:42:21Z says:

      See, through no fault of my own, people want to pic on me....

    • FrancisDollarhyde
      FrancisDollarhyde 2007-10-11T17:24:26Z says:

      Right on quick draw!!
      And last but not least FUCK YAK the stupid Canadian prick licker who's site show's how stupid and lame the canuck's really are!!!

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-11T18:21:30Z says:

      what, are you three a group of emo friends that planned this? how sad..
      you won't be missed.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-11T18:22:46Z says:

      why didn't quickdraw mention me? i feel unimportant..

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-10-11T18:34:21Z says:

      More like impotent. Anyway, this Quick-draw chap, he's a fucking cunt and no mistake. He can take his stupid half-baked opinions and shove them up his (I'm guessing) not inconsiderable arse hole.

    • FrancisDollarhyde
      FrancisDollarhyde 2007-10-11T18:35:37Z says:

      What are you Morph and Yak's little bitch boy? We wont be missed? Uh I believe we are still here fucktard!

    • TheTruth
      TheTruth 2007-10-11T18:39:06Z says:

      pretty good their quickdraw , u seem to know everybodys traits on here

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2007-10-11T18:40:45Z says:

      I got left out too :(

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-11T18:43:29Z says:

      do i look bothered, to you?

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-11T18:46:43Z says:

      damn interposters!

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2007-10-11T18:49:07Z says:

      Damn your interposter!

    • FrancisDollarhyde
      FrancisDollarhyde 2007-10-12T18:58:45Z says:

      Actually now that you bring it up, yes. You do seem bothered otherwise you would never respond to my lame fucking post's.

  • Gigalow
    Gigalow 2007-10-11T06:48:28Z says:

    that be some good "videoing" HUH HANK :P

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-10-11T07:08:03Z says:

      Much better than if they videoed you.

    • dik
      dik 2007-10-11T07:13:35Z says:

      hank your avatar looks gaunt ...they been feeding u in the hole?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-10-11T07:23:53Z says:

      "Hank was real big. He did like he pleased. That's why everybody worked on him. The last time I seen Hank, he was blind and diseased from drinking. And every time he put the bottle to his mouth, he don't suck out of it, it sucks out of him until he shrunk so wrinkled and yellow even the dogs didn't know him."

      Excerpt from, Chronicles of a Chinaski, The Lost Week

    • jiminy-cricket
      jiminy-cricket 2007-10-11T08:17:29Z says:

      ^^can i get a copy of that?

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-10-11T11:58:34Z says:

      It's written on a bathroom stall in the men's room along with his phone number.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-10-11T12:56:52Z says:

      Someone keeps scratching out my number and writing yours in, Wanko.

      Must be your fan club.

    • Godzilla
      Godzilla 2007-10-11T13:13:25Z says:

      Fuck, this is some stupid shit. Like some kind of "fuck you" glee club.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-10-11T14:01:46Z says:

      Huh?

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-11T18:27:17Z says:

      the hank.. is back.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-11T18:29:15Z says:

      everyone.. FLEE!!

    • FrancisDollarhyde
      FrancisDollarhyde 2007-10-11T18:36:13Z says:

      ^ blows donkey balls

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-10-11T18:42:50Z says:

      That's were he got his fleas.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-10-11T18:43:23Z says:

      *where, for fuck's sake.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-11T18:44:04Z says:

      ^likes to join in and like my cornhole too.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-11T18:47:04Z says:

      again, damn interposters!

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-10-11T18:57:45Z says:

      Yeah damn interposers, fuck 'em. And what's more, I don't like cornholes, too much starch.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-11T19:10:19Z says:

      i didn't know there was something like "too much starch"..

  • Flagal
    Flagal 2007-10-11T07:19:00Z says:

    Well FUCK..... nothing. It's not good to just SCREW something, you gotta put some love into it.

  • toolman961
    toolman961 2007-10-11T09:53:16Z says:

    It was only a matter of time before he found a fag.

    • girlslaughingatyou
      girlslaughingatyou 2007-10-11T15:37:56Z says:

      he found 2, the younger black guy in the tank "are you sseriouss?
      and the old fag who really just wanted his balls.

  • IpityDAfool
    IpityDAfool 2007-10-11T10:20:10Z says:

    the guy in the striped shirt is my father.

  • cainkane1
    cainkane1 2007-10-11T11:04:22Z says:

    That guy needs to get the shit whipped out of him.

  • El_Wanko
    El_Wanko 2007-10-11T11:58:56Z says:

    If I tried this there would be a fucking lineup.

  • OozeYeti
    OozeYeti 2007-10-11T12:51:07Z says:

    The old guy wanted to make an appointment...

  • iranian
    iranian 2007-10-11T13:03:17Z says:

    did they get their balls sucked finally or no?

  • dik
    dik 2007-10-11T16:56:53Z says:

    he just wants his balls sucked..they're dry..give him a break

    • shoekalocka
      shoekalocka 2007-10-11T19:52:05Z says:

      go find him and give him that break, im sure he is still looking for someone

  • FrancisDollarhyde
    FrancisDollarhyde 2007-10-12T18:59:25Z says:

    Send me an angel. Send me an angel. Right now! Right now!

  • aXx
    aXx 2007-10-12T23:30:05Z says:

    damn that black dude nearly sucked.

HankChinaski
posted October 11, 2007

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