You have to have at least three for a "tag teaming" session. Otherwise it is just a threeway with a midget and that isn't anywhere near as good a story. Fuck, smerf, do I have to explain everything to you?
I saw a show on HBO about them making "dirty panties" to sell. all they did was take new panties and then opened a can of tuna and poured a lil of the juice on them.
Didja ever see the commercial on how they're made?
Opening: creepy white guy opens a package from Jap-land. Inside are little panties and a photo of a cute "school girl". Creepy dude quaffs a deeeeep sniff...
Camera quickly pans away to Japan:
Big, fat, sweatty Nip MAN is dancing in a filthy room with boxes of little panties...
Moral: Caveat Emptor!
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I have a buddy that gets hookers off of Craigslist, but this is some weird shit.
Does that really work?
Absolutely, he told me he got three different ones in one day. You can go to their place or they will come to yours.
Is your friend also known as Irish?
"buddy"
They even have a local midget hooker we have been discussing whether to get and gangbang her.
getting hookers off of Craigslist sounds like one of the most intelligent ideas I have ever heard.
i poke holes in my condoms
1rish, do it.
Yeah, what is there to discuss?
Well me and one of my buddies is down for tag teaming the midget but for some reason the other guy in discussion doesn't want to bang a midget.
Tell him you'getting two women, take his money and just order the midget.
This might work.
bring a camera. take pictures. throw the middle finger.
What the fuck do you need three people for tag teaming?
Someone has to be on the midget's team.
You have to have at least three for a "tag teaming" session. Otherwise it is just a threeway with a midget and that isn't anywhere near as good a story. Fuck, smerf, do I have to explain everything to you?
More than one guy in the room and it's gay.
Alexis. Ugh, now I'm depressed.
Ah, ex have the same damn name too? Fucking Alexis'.
Who would want something like this? Sex for money I understand and approve of, but who the hell would pay for socks and panties?
I have been known to steal panties but I have never paid for them.
The Japanese? They have machines that vend that stuff.
I've said it before and I will say it again: fuck Japan. The food it good, and so are the video games, but other then that fuck them.
I saw a show on HBO about them making "dirty panties" to sell. all they did was take new panties and then opened a can of tuna and poured a lil of the juice on them.
Didja ever see the commercial on how they're made?
Opening: creepy white guy opens a package from Jap-land. Inside are little panties and a photo of a cute "school girl". Creepy dude quaffs a deeeeep sniff...
Camera quickly pans away to Japan:
Big, fat, sweatty Nip MAN is dancing in a filthy room with boxes of little panties...
Moral: Caveat Emptor!
Moral: That's taking awareness to the extreme. I 'smell' a refund. Serious fitness for purpose breach.
Moral: that was a comedy sketch.
ummm yes..Id like 5 poops..5 pees 3 poop & pees and a dozen bloodys
who doesn't Like 12 bloody's ???
and fries, please
Shitty pants from a Halifax lass. Nothing new there then.
You prefer Rotherham lasses dont you ?
Halifax? I can be there in 30 mins.
That's Halifax, Nova Scotia... sorry to dash your hopes.
Actually I live 1/2 a mile from Nova Scotia.
These women are so conceited that they think their piss, menstrual waste and shit is something of value? This bitch needs a retroactive abortion.
Actually, when there's a market for it, why not. A friend of mine sells her panties and make like $500 a month...Fact
...I wonder how much my boxers would go for.
with skidmarks or without?
Uhmm, Can I get fries with that order?
yep, i've just gotta dribble this bit of goo on him first...
Halifax? I live in Halifax..
Goddamit! How much to poo in the socks?
How much to give a pink sock?
12 inches....... Around.
thats a nice way to get hepatitis