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Y2K preacher scare tactics

I really would have believed this in 1999...yeah right.

Y2K preacher scare tactics

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Comments to Y2K preacher scare tactics

  • Lawlzorskates
    Lawlzorskates 2007-08-06T04:03:29Z says:

    First

    • IamTheGreatest
      IamTheGreatest 2007-08-06T04:15:30Z says:

      No

    • vanvoorhies
      vanvoorhies 2007-08-06T18:37:16Z says:

      Does anyone else see the humor in his name? Impe? He is the devil.

    • Chodogg
      Chodogg 2007-08-06T19:43:14Z says:

      "most experts agree they will not!"

  • IamTheGreatest
    IamTheGreatest 2007-08-06T04:16:04Z says:

    is this a Japanese dubbed version, or is my audio fucked up?

    • acehole
      acehole 2007-08-09T18:57:20Z says:

      It's the video.

  • IamTheGreatest
    IamTheGreatest 2007-08-06T04:18:08Z says:

    I just ordered myself a copy!! I must know what the year 2000 holds!

  • supernova
    supernova 2007-08-06T04:25:25Z says:

    Yes Folks, delivery to your door, usually within 2-3 weeks. Order now!

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2007-08-06T05:03:49Z says:

      For ONLY thirty bucks? You'd be a fool to pass this one up.

    • Uraloserface101
      Uraloserface101 2007-08-07T09:08:01Z says:

      maybe its for free, i mean it says $29.95 "donation"

  • JamesTKirk
    JamesTKirk 2007-08-06T04:42:51Z says:

    What a letdown 01/01/2000 was... I was on call and got only one page, and it was a prank. The one coming up in 2038 will be better. For you cumguzzling pimple-faced young ones, that is when the Unix 32 bit clock runs out.

    • ramass
      ramass 2007-08-06T04:56:34Z says:

      by then all computers will be using at least a 64 bit cpu

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2007-08-06T05:18:37Z says:

      No? Really? Now go do to yourself what your nick says.

    • ramass
      ramass 2007-08-06T06:06:52Z says:

      What? Can you please expand on that comment.

    • ButtholeShenanigans
      ButtholeShenanigans 2007-08-06T08:25:19Z says:

      i believe he implied that you prefer dong to the competition by a 4-1 ratio, upscaled up course through the unix 128-bit gamecube environment, and established by bill gates himself in his secret underground chamber of trickery and dual processing. he said it clear as day, man

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-08-06T11:45:38Z says:

      Will the computers on the enterprise still work?

    • ramass
      ramass 2007-08-06T21:08:09Z says:

      Only supernova will know for sure.

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2007-08-06T22:19:20Z says:

      Yes, with massive overclocking.... :D

    • acehole
      acehole 2007-08-09T18:59:12Z says:

      I don't think we'll last that long. Now send me a donation.

  • JamesTKirk
    JamesTKirk 2007-08-06T04:45:00Z says:

    I wouldn't fuck Rexellen with dik's dick.

  • TiredGuy
    TiredGuy 2007-08-06T04:47:38Z says:

    Windsor, Ontario? Figures.

    • yak
      yak 2007-08-06T04:54:32Z says:

      ITS NOT US!

    • Archman
      Archman 2007-08-06T05:09:50Z says:

      It never is. Is it?

    • SpankysQuest
      SpankysQuest 2007-08-06T05:12:04Z says:

      i knew jack kennedy... and you, sir, are no jack kennedy!

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2007-08-06T05:20:26Z says:

      Windsor has some great strip joints though. It isn't called the Windsor ballet for nothing.

    • yak
      yak 2007-08-06T05:31:33Z says:

      windsor definately does have a lot of stripclubs... theres like 60 bars within a 10 minutes walking distance of us.. and probably 30 massage parlors ;/

    • Derk
      Derk 2007-08-06T05:37:30Z says:

      God dammit I moved from Ontario when I was 10...ah well at least I'll be 5 minutes away from George Street in St.Johns..hehe I think there's something like 60 bars in that city

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2007-08-06T05:50:38Z says:

      Yak, I had my bachelor party at Studio4..... Great time had by all...

    • Archman
      Archman 2007-08-06T06:25:43Z says:

      Hey Deja, no we're talkin bout sports. Fucken Red Sox, eh guys. How's that pie comin along.

    • DejaVu
      DejaVu 2007-08-06T06:31:22Z says:

      going to a strip club would require yak to leave his computer for more than 10 min... like that'll ever happen

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2007-08-06T06:39:43Z says:

      DejaVu, he'd like it there.

    • yak
      yak 2007-08-06T06:53:24Z says:

      hahaha studio4... hopefully you got yourself checked out by a doctor after... :P

    • DejaVu
      DejaVu 2007-08-06T06:59:59Z says:

      last time yak went to a strip club he fell asleep with a chick right in front of him. you guys don't know yak like i do, thinking that he's all into porn and strip clubs and interested in cam whore chicks

    • DejaVu
      DejaVu 2007-08-06T07:01:03Z says:

      and i suppose at least studio4 is a step up from teazers, but i hear the best ones, least drug infected strippers are at cheetah's

    • Archman
      Archman 2007-08-06T07:06:41Z says:

      What about you Deja, are you into Cam Whores? Cross your fingers guys.

    • yak
      yak 2007-08-06T07:27:26Z says:

      i was tired that day in new orleans.. i hadnt slept for like 2 days straight.. it was more of a passing out then falling asleep...
      and yeah in windsor cheetas is the best

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2007-08-06T16:02:17Z says:

      Yes, doctors were needed.

      I have wedding pictures that show a hickey one of the strippers left on my neck....

  • Starrsky
    Starrsky 2007-08-06T04:52:03Z says:

    Wait Y2k didn't happen???

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-08-06T04:58:14Z says:

      That's right! The year 2000 never happened.

    • IamTheGreatest
      IamTheGreatest 2007-08-06T05:04:20Z says:

      It was just Scientifically imposed on all the calendars as the year "2000" but it was skipped out, and void.. The government and their trickery.... Dammit!

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2007-08-06T12:38:31Z says:

      Blame the United States!

  • Apathy
    Apathy 2007-08-06T04:52:56Z says:

    Well, they're not selling anything. They call it an, "emergency video", and I can get one if I send them a gift. That's fucked.

    • IamTheGreatest
      IamTheGreatest 2007-08-06T05:05:04Z says:

      +3.00 S&H

    • DaMasterBates
      DaMasterBates 2007-08-06T07:24:07Z says:

      why do they need your "gift"?....the world is going to end.

  • Kris2321
    Kris2321 2007-08-06T04:55:29Z says:

    I hate holy rolling Christians...in fact, I hate Christians...in fact, I just about hate anyone who is so fucking ignorant and greedy as to capitalize off of people's fears as to Bible thump all the way to the bank. It makes me sick!

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2007-08-06T05:25:21Z says:

      *cough*

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2007-08-06T12:42:06Z says:

      And if you all send me just one dollar, I'll pray for your soul to go to heaven and that's something you just can't afford not to happen. Send your dollar to Toolman961 In HELL

    • sasquatch
      sasquatch 2007-08-07T01:06:23Z says:

      he says jesus walked on water...this i know is true...but if i had my way...that preacher'd have a little walkin to do...i aint askin nobody for nothin...i can make it on my own...

  • PwnBot
    PwnBot 2007-08-06T05:06:38Z says:

    I declare who ever finds and submits the "2000 Time Bomb" video wins muchosucko member of the week.

  • Derk
    Derk 2007-08-06T05:23:19Z says:

    "most experts agree that they will not" ..well they can't be experts now can they..retards. It's just a fucking number, I dunno why people believed it anyway. It's not like computers can't count to 2..01..see? I did it

  • ButtholeShenanigans
    ButtholeShenanigans 2007-08-06T08:32:27Z says:

    "This disaster was brought to you by the letter GODDDDDDD DIE IN THE INFERNOS OF YOUR SMOLDERING COMPUTERS YOU LITTLE MASTURBATING SONS OF HOLLOW-WOMB SLUTBOMBS...FUCKERS!"

    love, Jesus

  • chairman_of_the_bored
    chairman_of_the_bored 2007-08-06T13:15:08Z says:

    Well he did say, "could".

  • para-bellum
    para-bellum 2007-08-06T18:43:47Z says:

    Doesn't the Y2K bug lunacy smack of the Global Warming doomsayers of today? Same people, I've no doubt...

    • chairman_of_the_bored
      chairman_of_the_bored 2007-08-07T03:16:22Z says:

      Not really. Y2K cranks bought bottled water and spent December 31, in their homemade bomb shelter. Global warming believers watched An Inconvenient Truth at the cinema and then drove home in their SUVs to ponder on the message in their 3 storey McMansion.

  • shawn2007
    shawn2007 2007-08-06T19:01:58Z says:

    The sound of that guys voice makes me want to stab him in the neck with a letter opener.That doesn't mean i'm crazy does it?

    • para-bellum
      para-bellum 2007-08-06T19:27:02Z says:

      You're tempted to do the one thing that even a court of law would deem legal. It just means you're normal. But why a letter opener? That's what the shrinks would be working on.

  • shoekalocka
    shoekalocka 2007-08-06T19:19:43Z says:

    i hate religion

  • v8brick
    v8brick 2007-08-07T11:58:04Z says:

    i like turtles

  • OhSnap
    OhSnap 2007-08-07T16:44:21Z says:

    of course africa goes first...

thecraze
posted August 06, 2007