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DrumRave's name is Eric?
It's Fries.
hank tries to play it off...
Huh? I don't get.
I can get women to talk to me on Facebook.
Are you popular and successful on Facebook?
That's really cool.
I love you Hank.
i do have quite a few friends on there
Saying that to Hanky wont make him like you any , he's very picky about who he chooses as pals. Thats why me and him get on so well.
I like what you did there.
I hope you're not trying to imply 'Hanky' only likes lonely, gay retards who troll social networking sites in hope of scoring a cock pipe for the evening?
hahaha...cock pipe.
Hank...How have you been since our comming to terms?
I notice you are so much better at controling your emotions..and mature in your responses.
Since when did we come to terms, you little whining bitch?
Go fuck yourself with a fir tree.
Somebody will think that was funny.
Hahaha, that's hilarious!
Im still laughing over the fir tree bit.
Me, too. Did you think I was laughing at your comment?
No i was follow up posting because it was so fucking funny I couldnt help but come back to this thread and let you know how funny i think you are.
I think so, too. Did you think I care even in the slightest what you think of me?
i think you are funny Hanky and i know that you do care what i think
Hank ohh Hank you are not the brightest bannana in the bunch,did you not learn your leason the last time I spanked your little 5"8 ass?
I like how he added "I'm not ugly."
Hint: you're an ass trying to pick up girls on facebook. By definition, you fail.
yep
Nothing wrong with getting pussy on-line. If you can actually get it.
Facebook isn't for that, though.. it's mostly to add elementary and high school girls, check the pics, and maybe fap on them.
...except Facebook was University-only students until a couple years ago...
Girls are 99% bitches. thats just how it is.
no
girls are 99% fat, ugly, and manipuative...and the remaining 1% are (actually really) DOGS...
(dont mind me, i just havent gotten laid for a few weeks)
My wife is an angel. My daughter is a princess.
*silently hates all Asian women*
a few "weeks"?
So I'm okay then possum?
shotgun first on the angel
are not :(
Bukowski2
HankChinaski says:
My wife is an angel. My daughter is a princess.
9 Hours Ago
stfu loser
Haha. I guess since your family hates you, you are a little bitter.
Don't worry Chris things will turn out good for you too, someday...maybe.
unlikely
Stfu dik. Just because.
I love you dik.
i'm not accepting apologies till monday
I'm a reformed man. You see if I'm not. Please can I be your pal. :{
(I hope your sarcasmdar is functional).
There's a lot of love in Mucho tonight.
A lot of love.
yes , i think im feeling that
love is gay
What is love?
"Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more."
Dik you so fucking tri sexual I dont know if your gay or just gayer with a bit of a Jamiee facination
Fuck you Whunu!
Hank ohh Hank..did you mean to say your wife is loose hoe who could fit her pussy lips around four cocks or a light pole at the same time?Or did you mean to say your daughter was a slutty angel who could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch?And the hair off my BALLS...
Hank your so old...why dont you get your jollies on the ole timers network????????LOL???LOL.LOL.LOL!!!
And I dont care if she is 2 she needs a pacifier to take care of her sucking needs.
Hank,we went through this before..I came through...you looked like a bag of shit.
Wasn't there a music video posted on here about this?
Chris Hansen's blog.
I looked for this on yahoo answers. The reply with the most votes for best answer is a ascii picture of pedobear
Maybe he should try Yearbook
Maybe you should try queerbook.
He already did. His application failed on the 'What do you like most in a guy's ass?' question - 'my cock' wasn't an acceptable response apparently.
Your implication of me being gay would have been funny had it not been for the fact that joke has been posted as picture submission today.
No, it's still funny.
Awww. I love you Hank. See, Skeletor and He-Man CAN live in harmony. And duh, fries the perpetual retard strikes again...that submission was indeed my basis for that quip. Nice self-pwnage there.
Shut up, Cruel, you suck.
:(
you know i really hate those fucking faces?
:)
:0)
(_8^(I) ftw
m(-_-)m
This is a common one in Japan. The small ms are hands. It's supposed to be a person bowing to the floor from a kneeling position, to show either respect or humility.
Thanks for that, Hank.
Rise, my son.
Who would bow to you?
You couldn't get a bow wow if you were a dog breeder.
Do you rap these days?
Maybe. Let's see.
I just took a nap on my sofa. It was nice.
My wife's a Jap. She likes to cook flied lice.
(That's a warm-up)
I write raps like dogs take craps
Little bits get caught up in they ass hair
Like little kids are all snotty little bastards
I write raps like internet slaps
They make no noise and it doesn't hurt after
I tap ass like lottery cash
Big talk, small cock, flesh-light master
I write rhymes that make no sense
I bite the dimes hat gays yo bent
You make me laugh, Shoehead, Poohead
Silly stupid fucker, big cocksucker
Weak as shit pussy punch thrower, cock blower, ass shower....
yada yada, something, something
you suck and I'm obviously better than you
You couldn't get a bow wow if you were a dog breeder.
Cock kneeder, nose bleeder, fast feeder feeling breezes in your back door
'cause you need to shut your ass more
fucking soft ass sophmore
licking fucking soft serve scat porn
You're boring and bored out, applecored out, whored out holy
like ramadan, moldy swiss cheese slobbered on
Sorry Hank. This is nothing personal, but I can't let a rap battle go without an adequate response...
As I wank through the shadow of the
valley of death I take a look at Hank's wife, and realise she does much meth,
Coz Skank's been fapping and barfing so long - that eeeven his momma thinks he's been here too long,
But I ain't never hurt a noob that didn't deserve it - me getting out burned? You know it's unheard of.
You betta watch how ya postin, and how ya be boastin...because yooo and your nuts might be pictured - you dork.
*We been spendin too much time jerkin off to scat and tra-n-svestites...we been spendin too much time believin all the lies of the Mucho tough guys*.
You reallly hate my dick, coz it make ya choke,
As I creep I see you gaggin on my penis-coke,
I'm the kinda troll all you lil homos wanna be like - droppin to ya knees spittin my cum in the street lights...
*We been loookin at Hank's wife playin cut his balls with a rusty ole knife...we been wastin too much time sayin gay, fuck, fag instead of havin a life*
Forget the masturbation...I wan be tastin,
I can't have a normal life...I was raised by this shit-pie.
FUCK. I'm not doing this. But...tell me whyyy are-aweee so bliiiind to see, that the king of rap is not Hankeee?
^Major fucking fail
give me a fucking break
Bonaduce? Eat shit and die noob.
ElfPiss. Sure, where do you want the break?
HAHAHAHA worst comment ever
wait....you're rapping?...are you fucking serious?
I think I'm gonna change careers and be a middle aged white rapper with zero street cred.
Wait! I once saw a gun fired at a party. Does that buy me any street cred?
What moi? Serious? No. Delirious...insincere at this, and the noobs with us, tryin to cause a fuss.
:-)
Shit! What counts as middle-aged these days? Not 32 I hope...or I'm fucked.
Ya piss weak, ya get golden showers by the hour
Cock gagging, ball grabbing little faggot
Ya got more men and mens melting in yer mouth
Than George Michael at Elton John's house
Ugly motherfucker, if you was straight all your bitches'd be from the gutter
Sewer rats and fat
Greasy tits and cig butts
Overhands and uppercuts
Underhanded reach arounds
Tranny bananny surgery and dick cuts
Men in mascara, They'll scare ya off your knees
Back alley blow jobs and ass greaze
You just ripped stockings and stank
You could never be Hank
Featuring the verbal stylings of Hank (the Wank) Chinaski....
ok well...i'll let you MCs sort this out...keep it gay
There is nothing gay about rap.
Except for all the references to you sucking my dick.
Wank?
You got less skills than Hollywood Hogan's frills,
Take out less noobs than a bad attorney writes wills,
Thrills? Pleease nigga you don't know those,
You got frost-bitten bollocks from yo grand momma's nose,
Knows? Of course she do,
She been rubbin that icy thang all over you boo,
Boo! Jump back..wid ya sticky ass-crack,
Sewn up tighter from cum than a tranny's ball sack.
Rack em up rack em in...Cruel's jus about to begin,
To dismantle yo ass like a quarterback's pass,
Straight to the front..smooth as 18 year-old cunt,
Cut fresh from the tree where the fruit-shoppers hunt.
Wurd.
nothing gay about rap?^
my name is dik and i'm fresh like an orange.......
How a'peeling...
Tick tock tick tock nigga...
*Taps pink, plastic watch, and hold chin
elpiss is gay
horses eat hay
I'mma get drunk today
noobs are my prey
I'm here to stay
elpiss never makes his johns pay
my shirt is grey
in 4 months it'll be May
rhyming is gay
Well, I'm definitely astounded.
Is your dice stuck on the 'gay' side dik. Try throwing it up in the air.
Rhyming is fun.
That was very poetic, Gruel. I applaude you. Haha.
I like how Cruel put little choruses in his raps using *these*. That's pretty funny.
Wow, it's just like a song.
See what good my banning did me? I've come back so agreeable haven't I? I missed you guys so much, it hurt. Deep inside. :(
Yeah ty btw. The stars brought it to life, no?
It was very lively.
Hate you guys
Poem sucks dick(ImeanDik),And so does Hank.
He should start sending them pictures of his genitals. It works every time.
Ive been banned from many dating sites for asking females if they have any naked photos of themselves they could send me.
Why am I not surprised?
Good night.
Gotta be damn near 3 a.m. where you live, Hank. Sleep well, and dream teenage schoolgirls.
seeya tomorrow dude
Good-night to all who deserve a good-night...Whunu.
fuck you
You would not like it I would just lay there.
You know....like your ugly slut of a carpet muncher does...Jamie