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  • jamiee1869
    jamiee1869 2009-10-27T04:19:02Z says:

    Is he about to take out stalin?

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2009-10-27T04:27:32Z says:

      He looks like he has his eyes on FDR.

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2009-10-27T04:29:19Z says:

      and he is totally unsuspecting, unlike obe

    • Ardeau
      Ardeau 2009-10-27T11:22:59Z says:

      That's why FDR died soon after that.

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2009-10-27T14:16:40Z says:

      He should of took out Stalin.

  • bl00dys0x
    bl00dys0x 2009-10-27T04:31:28Z says:

    The force is strong in this one.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-10-27T14:41:16Z says:

      Darth: Those are not the conditions you are looking for.

      Churchill and Roosevelt: These are are not the conditions we are looking for.

      Darth: You will trust Stalin and let him keep Poland.

      Churchill and Roosevelt: We will trust Stalin and let him keep Poland.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-10-27T14:41:43Z says:

      “ I just have a hunch that Stalin is not that kind of a man. . . . I think that if I give him everything I possibly can and ask for nothing from him in return, noblesse oblige, he won't try to annex anything and will work with me for a world of democracy and peace. ”
      —Franklin D. Roosevelt, 1943

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-10-27T14:49:09Z says:

      Stupid Americans.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-10-27T14:49:17Z says:

      Oh wait...

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-10-27T14:49:31Z says:

      Churchill believed that, because of Stalin's strong promises and admission of guilt over Poland, that Stalin might keep his word regarding Poland, remarking "Poor Neville Chamberlain believed he could trust Hitler. He was wrong. But I don't think I'm wrong about Stalin."[10]

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-10-27T14:49:57Z says:

      Stupid British.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-10-27T15:20:55Z says:

      Eh, no.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-10-27T15:21:18Z says:

      You guys really do make up your own history.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-10-27T15:22:55Z says:

      haha

      You guys have hardly any history, but the history you do have is fictitious.

      Sucks to be you. It's like living with amnesia.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-10-27T15:38:48Z says:

      Yalta Conference

      This conference had some issues that were not resolved. Churchill did not trust Stalin, but Roosevelt did. Many believe that this conference was the breaking ground of the Cold War.

      When FDR toasted Stalin at a dinner during the Conference and called him a man of peace and progress, Churchill sat stoney-faced and did not respond. When prodded by his Foreign Secretary, Churchill whispered that Stalin wasn’t interested in peace. Finally he conceded and made the following toast “To Premier Stalin, whose conduct of foreign policy manifests peace” … and then out of earshot of the translators he muttered …”A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, a piece of Romania …”.

      Many believe that Churchill’s disagreements with Roosevelt during the last year of the war lay with the American propagation of the piecemeal dismantling of the British Empire, especially in Asia. That is not the case. The main cause was the Soviet Union—its ambitions and heavy presence in so much of Europe after the war. Churchill recognized Stalin’s dangerous aims well before the Americans. He saw the looming dangers and potential tragedies of the postwar world.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-10-27T15:55:06Z says:

      There are numerous sources, even on the web, where you can read about Churchill's views towards Stalin.

      His views changed drastically over time, but the idiot Roosevelt wouldn't have non of it. It wasnd until Turman took over at you end that the US took a harder line with Russia. Too fucking late though, leading to the dropping of two nuclear weapons. Simply to keep the Russians out of the pacific. The worlds biggest war crimes, committed because you wouldn't fucking listen.

    • genethekiller
      genethekiller 2009-10-27T16:42:58Z says:

      God save the queeeeeeeeeeen.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-10-27T23:52:36Z says:

      Still, Churchill would have been speaking German if it wasn't for the Americans.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-10-27T23:53:03Z says:

      I've been listening to 1rish1 far too much

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-10-27T23:54:20Z says:

      The Russians bugged the Americans villa and knew all about their negotiating stance and the political differences between Churchill and Roosevelt. Stalin played on this.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-10-28T00:00:24Z says:

      OJ...It's a bit simplistic to say the nukes were dropped because of the Russians. The plans for the invasion of Japan recognised huge casualties would be involved, far higher than Normandy, Iwo Jima, Anzio and Salerno combined. This had as much of an effect on Truman and his cabinet than the Russians.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-10-28T00:15:42Z says:

      Cheeky, the difficulties posed by invading Japan are precisely why the Russians would have been required to help.

      Instead of that, they nuked Japan.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-10-28T00:23:22Z says:

      The plans never called on the Russians for any help. At no point were they even approached and no approach would ever have been made. The only allies asked was the UK and only our Aircraft Carriers (because of armoured decking).

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-10-28T00:24:00Z says:

      It stopped the Japs, avoided the need to bring in the Russians & sent a message to the Russians which Roosevelt stubbornly refused to admit needed sending years ago.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-10-28T00:29:07Z says:

      The plans? The plans which were made after the defeat of Germany.

      You've already said yourself that it would have been far too costly for us to attack. You think the Russians who were making land grabs would have been anything but eager to get into Japan. There was no way in hell that they wouldn't have been eagerly accepted into the Pacific.

      To end the way & keep the Russians out, America bombed Japan.

      The fucking plan. America can't plan a war to this bastard day!

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-10-28T00:30:48Z says:

      That's what I said

    • B1ade
      B1ade 2009-10-28T00:30:59Z says:

      considering german troops never set foot on british turf. id rather say fuck you you stupid americans, since you only joined the war cos you knew you were fucking next. chicken shits only fight for yourselves. so yeah thanx a bunch for getting countless europeans killed when you could have backed us up from the get go.

    • B1ade
      B1ade 2009-10-28T00:31:42Z says:

      i say pull everyone out of a iraq and let the americans clean up their own damn mess.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-10-28T00:32:54Z says:

      The plans are in the National Library of Congress (I think). They were drawn up in 44 and you can probably find them on the net somewhere.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-10-28T00:33:13Z says:

      It's a shame they used up one of their nukes testing instead of dropping it on the british.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-10-28T00:36:11Z says:

      No one can plan a war. Nothing has ever gone to plan in any war.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-10-28T00:37:31Z says:

      Aren't we out of Iraq? Not even any training troops

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-10-28T00:38:17Z says:

      Goddammit, Cheeky!!

      It even says on wiki that after the Russians invaded Kuril Islands about 800 miles off of Japan, they planned on following it up with an invasion of the weakly defended island of Hokkaidō by the end of August, which would have put pressure on the Allies to do something sooner than November.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-10-28T00:39:04Z says:

      Stop talking about that fucking plan, it doesn't mean shit.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-10-28T00:39:33Z says:

      The Russians were there, they were going in deeper & the Americans needed to keep them out. Simple as that!

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-10-28T00:40:46Z says:

      & the plan to invade Japan was called Downfall, it's not hard to find.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-10-28T00:41:00Z says:

      ^our plan

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-10-28T00:43:52Z says:

      Godammit OJ!!

      I only said it was simplistic stop getting your knickers in a twist about it

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-10-28T00:44:23Z says:

      Can we kiss and make up?

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-10-28T00:47:15Z says:

      "No one can plan a war. Nothing has ever gone to plan in any war."

      I can shoot that down as quick as the rest...The Six-Day War.

      The Jews planned & proceeded to kick the hell out of Egypt, Jordan, Syria, Iraq, Saudi Arabia, Sudan, Tunisia, Morocco and Algeria.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-10-28T00:49:47Z says:

      I don't understand why people argue with me, I'm always right.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-10-28T00:58:08Z says:

      Oranje...I was agreeing with you on Japan. I only said there was more than one reason.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-10-28T00:59:09Z says:

      I'm pretty sure that Sinai didn't go precisely to plan as well.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-10-28T01:00:24Z says:

      To just prove my point about Russia. The the Soviet Union declared war on Japan in support of the other Allies of World War II and invaded Manchuria. The invasion began on August 8, 1945, precisely three months after the German surrender on May 8. Notably, it began between the droppings of the atomic bombs on Hiroshima (August 6) and Nagasaki (August 9). The Russians invaded & the Americans dropped an even bigger bomb to end the war & also stop Russia.

      ...&...

      For when Hank gets here & tries to claim Churchill was as complicit as Roosevelt when it came to Stalin.

      Operation Unthinkable - A a British plan to attack the Soviet Union. The creation of the plan was ordered by British Prime Minister Winston Churchill and developed by the British Armed Forces' Joint Planning Staff at the end of World War II.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-10-28T01:04:36Z says:

      Now, just excuse me whilst I, once again, bask in the glory of being unequivocally right.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-10-28T01:09:17Z says:

      Whilst you're there bask on this....

      http://www.muchosucko.com/show/hot_piece_of_ass-37520/tag/oranjeboom

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-10-28T01:09:39Z says:

      *sniggers*

    • Steven_Seagull
      Steven_Seagull 2009-10-28T01:12:11Z says:

      BLAMMO!

      seriously oj, that pic is an instant-pwn every time, you did yourself no good in posting it. also, i still laugh every time...

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2009-10-28T01:19:33Z says:

      Cruel, cheeky, very cruel.


      Funny though.

    • possum
      possum 2009-10-28T01:21:05Z says:

      oj, why did britain invade the falklands?....i forgot

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-10-28T01:22:13Z says:

      Touché

      Steven, I posted it. I clearly have no worries about it.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-10-28T01:26:31Z says:

      Possum you're such a wummer

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-10-28T01:27:50Z says:

      Does anyone know why Poss is asking such a stupid fucking question?

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-10-28T01:30:05Z says:

      To wind you me old china

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-10-28T01:30:15Z says:

      *up

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2009-10-28T01:31:57Z says:

      He has little memory of the early 80's.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-10-28T01:35:09Z says:

      Kajagoogoo warped his fragile little mind

    • possum
      possum 2009-10-28T01:37:15Z says:

      i thought it was because they thought there was oil there...no?

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-10-28T01:41:31Z says:

      wiki is your friend, Poss.

    • possum
      possum 2009-10-28T01:57:14Z says:

      you're no fun anymore :(

    • borracho5000
      borracho5000 2009-10-28T02:05:37Z says:

      everyone knows the jews started WWI, WWII, and the great texas arcana beer run of 1977.

    • possum
      possum 2009-10-28T03:26:03Z says:

      ...i barely got out of town with my six-pack of Strohs intact...war is hell, aint it?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-10-28T04:19:58Z says:

      Are you saying I made up that Churchill quote? I didn't.

  • ArrogantBastard
    ArrogantBastard 2009-10-27T05:27:18Z says:

    ooo, wow you photo shoped darth vader, soooo funny

    go die

    • sergeant-taco
      sergeant-taco 2009-10-27T10:00:29Z says:

      Last one things submitted.

      Yeah. That's what I thought. Shut the fuck up.

    • B1ade
      B1ade 2009-10-28T00:32:07Z says:

      yer mr 1 sub, go fuck yerself

  • 11262
    11262 2009-10-27T13:38:52Z says:

    Good one.... :-) (Arnold accent not included)

    • Phelsu
      Phelsu 2009-10-27T21:40:42Z says:

      fuck you

    • 11262
      11262 2009-10-28T14:07:12Z says:

      Go peddle that toothpick you call a dick somewhere else beeotch!

  • toolman961
    toolman961 2009-10-27T14:17:23Z says:

    I didn't know he was that old.

    • Sporty
      Sporty 2009-10-27T20:13:44Z says:

      A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...

  • HankChinaski
    HankChinaski 2009-10-27T14:27:49Z says:

    Who's that soddin' git in the chair on the left?

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-10-28T00:01:17Z says:

      Cor blimey!

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-10-28T00:04:59Z says:

      Do your Obi Wan impression again , it was funny as fuck

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-10-28T00:10:25Z says:

      cheeky you interposting fuck

  • Oranjeboom
    Oranjeboom 2009-10-27T15:19:04Z says:

    Churchill told you idiots we couldn't trust Stalin, but noooooo, you guys didn't want to cause rift.

    That would have turned out fine, if it wasn't for the fucking arms race.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-10-28T00:04:03Z says:

      Stalin was a bigger mass murderer than Hitler but the americans liked him

    • B1ade
      B1ade 2009-10-28T00:33:16Z says:

      cos he didnt kill jews. obviously thats the only thing hitler did wrong.

  • genethekiller
    genethekiller 2009-10-27T16:06:07Z says:

    Nothing unusual here.

  • SoulcakeDuck
    SoulcakeDuck 2009-10-27T18:31:06Z says:

    hahaha

  • fries-please
    fries-please 2009-10-28T00:11:55Z says:

    Churchill was the only sensible one of the lot

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-10-28T00:23:47Z says:

      Hmmmm...No

    • B1ade
      B1ade 2009-10-28T00:33:44Z says:

      tbh out of that lot id back vader

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-10-28T00:46:31Z says:

      Precisely

  • sithlordchrono
    sithlordchrono 2009-10-29T03:30:12Z says:

    To bad he didn't forsee the future and kill Obama's grandfather,dad, or whatever.

Phelsu
posted October 27, 2009