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You Are Crazy

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  • diverjames
    diverjames 2007-10-21T04:28:31Z says:

    "OIHM'T NAWHT AN AIMAL, oI AM A HUMAN BEEEN." Right. You are all also a coupla, nay, 1 step up from target practice.

    • nucleusbrains
      nucleusbrains 2007-10-22T14:54:51Z says:

      Booblieh Booblieh look at mar teefth.

  • Asphalt
    Asphalt 2007-10-21T04:29:21Z says:

    The music made this deep and meaningful... wait... wait.. no

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-10-21T16:16:16Z says:

      It wasn't deep and meaningful?

      You are a cold hearted bastard.

    • nucleusbrains
      nucleusbrains 2007-10-22T15:07:08Z says:

      adsf

  • short
    short 2007-10-21T04:34:29Z says:

    I like to think of Mucho like the Zombie apocalypse; small bastions of normal people fighting an unwinnable battle against hordes of unthinking monsters who have no ability to reason.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-10-21T04:56:42Z says:

      Not a bad analogy.

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2007-10-21T05:23:38Z says:

      ha, Id love nothing more to see the politics of this site's users in a post-apocalyptic setting...

    • troutpotato
      troutpotato 2007-10-21T05:58:21Z says:

      Rampant inbreeding and Zombies?
      Dude, I'm there.

    • troutpotato
      troutpotato 2007-10-21T05:58:53Z says:

      On second thought, maybe I'll pass....

    • short
      short 2007-10-21T06:52:28Z says:

      Hey, you're either with us or against us. Inbreeding or eating friends and family, the choice is yours.

    • troutpotato
      troutpotato 2007-10-21T07:06:38Z says:

      Damn, that's a tough choice...

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2007-10-21T08:32:51Z says:

      jesus, does hank never get off mucho? Fuck that guy is ON all the time.

    • troutpotato
      troutpotato 2007-10-21T08:54:43Z says:

      I think I'll join the zombies and the first one that I'm gonna eat is K-Billy... Just for fun.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-10-21T10:56:40Z says:

      I'M ALWAYS ON!!!!!!!!

      THATS RIGHT, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-10-21T11:03:18Z says:

      Hanks like a bird
      He gets moody once a month


      Oh, not that kind of "on". My bad.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-10-21T16:17:02Z says:

      I'm always moody, everybody knows that!

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-10-21T16:36:14Z says:

      That's what I said. From the start to the end of the month you're moody.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-10-21T16:41:40Z says:

      That's not what you said.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-10-21T16:48:48Z says:

      Once a month, even though it's the whole month.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-10-21T16:59:37Z says:

      Ok, that's about right.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-10-21T17:00:16Z says:

      Could you pick me up some tampons while you are out?

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2007-10-21T17:03:50Z says:

      26 hours a day

    • redsun0032
      redsun0032 2007-10-21T21:40:36Z says:

      If there where to be zombies, make them like "28 weeks later", that movie kicks ass!!

    • redsun0032
      redsun0032 2007-10-21T21:43:18Z says:

      And Hank I'm sorry, if I turn zombie, you,smerf,vic,dik,morph and supernova are on the hit list,of your nads being ripped of and tortured.

      maybe 1ris1 also, we need a wrestling zombie. =]

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2007-10-21T23:43:16Z says:

      Mooooom! Red wont let me be on the hitlist!

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-21T23:48:20Z says:

      i don't fear zombie-tards.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2007-10-21T23:58:06Z says:

      What the fuck is he talking about?

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-10-22T00:08:38Z says:

      Redbitcho, I don't think you'd actually get anywhere attacking us. Even as a zombie, you'd still be a complete failure.

      Granted, with the way you moan and gibber all the time, we probably wouldn't notice any difference.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-22T00:09:44Z says:

      who, redsun? oh, don't mind him, he's a little autistic.

    • kagemaru026
      kagemaru026 2007-10-22T02:53:24Z says:

      if it were 28 weeks later zombies, i know a few people that would try to kill their reflection in the mirror.

  • ClaudeBallz
    ClaudeBallz 2007-10-21T04:38:14Z says:

    I derailed an Amtrak with a Budgie once.

    • diverjames
      diverjames 2007-10-21T04:43:09Z says:

      I hijacked a Greyhound with an armed Wallaby...

    • Leela27
      Leela27 2007-10-21T04:46:59Z says:

      LOL your evil

    • diverjames
      diverjames 2007-10-21T04:51:10Z says:

      Thankaveramucho.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-10-21T04:55:23Z says:

      I once reversed time by flipping a turtle on it's back.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2007-10-21T05:02:04Z says:

      I blew a load on a fat chick one time, and now wish I could reverse time.

    • diverjames
      diverjames 2007-10-21T05:02:32Z says:

      And I made time travel possible by spinning that same turtle.

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2007-10-21T05:10:39Z says:

      I shattered reality by telling the dumb owl how many licks to the center of the tootsie pop

    • diverjames
      diverjames 2007-10-21T05:19:35Z says:

      And that shattered owl fed the necessary random power into y spinning turtle time displacement confabulation. i like turtles.

    • RectalCavity
      RectalCavity 2007-10-21T05:46:50Z says:

      but have you ever eaten an entire train piece by piece, AFTER you just derailed it with your penis?

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2007-10-21T05:58:38Z says:

      I folded space when I breached the water with the talking dolphin.

    • dik
      dik 2007-10-21T06:07:33Z says:

      jamiee? are u drunk? if you are .u wanna come over?

    • kagemaru026
      kagemaru026 2007-10-21T06:17:57Z says:

      i saved the world by pressing down on a certain spot on the earth that caused it rotate slightly slower, so that an incoming meteor would fall into the ocean as opposed to washington dc, launching all the nukes at our disposal towards every major city in the world.

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2007-10-21T06:18:44Z says:

      Well, I did have a beer, after a really bad date.

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2007-10-21T06:30:23Z says:

      bad dates are always fun to look back on...

      haha the memories

    • Apathy
      Apathy 2007-10-21T06:31:41Z says:

      *Gasp* You like beer? Wanna go steady?

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2007-10-21T06:34:29Z says:

      This one thought he was just gonna move right in and hop in the sack and we had just met.

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2007-10-21T06:36:02Z says:

      Apathy, I don't like beer that much.

    • Apathy
      Apathy 2007-10-21T06:39:32Z says:

      You just haven't found the right one.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2007-10-21T06:39:44Z says:

      Apathy, I like beer.
      jamiee, keep up that "prude" talk, and we'll drop your ass like a bad habit. Remember those tit pics have yet to be posted, so until then you better watch yourself.

    • troutpotato
      troutpotato 2007-10-21T06:40:46Z says:

      How about being throat fucked and getting slapped in the face?

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2007-10-21T06:42:07Z says:

      The guy was not cool, he tripped me out, that's not being a prude, he scared me.

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2007-10-21T06:42:52Z says:

      Drop me if you must

    • dik
      dik 2007-10-21T06:44:06Z says:

      i'll give u a second chance if you say sorry

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2007-10-21T06:45:40Z says:

      ...and cry while pinching your nipples

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2007-10-21T06:48:05Z says:

      lol. Consider it done. I needed a laugh.

    • kagemaru026
      kagemaru026 2007-10-21T06:48:32Z says:

      she has nothing to be sorry about. usually guys who want it on the first date are horrible in the sack. i should know.

    • dik
      dik 2007-10-21T06:48:46Z says:

      you know the more beer i drink the funnier I get?

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2007-10-21T06:49:10Z says:

      We need a vid.

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2007-10-21T06:52:54Z says:

      A vid of funny, drunk, Dik?

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2007-10-21T06:53:55Z says:

      Damn interposters, we were in there.

    • dik
      dik 2007-10-21T07:15:11Z says:

      wait a minute.. is kangaroo or whatever a female too?

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2007-10-21T07:16:56Z says:

      Now that u menton it, hmmm, very sympathetic.

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2007-10-21T07:19:11Z says:

      I just read the Twister vid posts...Holy shit, is that my fate as a female on this site?

    • kagemaru026
      kagemaru026 2007-10-21T07:35:56Z says:

      nope. i'm the guy who's bad in bed.

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2007-10-21T07:39:08Z says:

      I thought you were a guy. Were you just at my house a couple of hours ago?

    • kagemaru026
      kagemaru026 2007-10-21T07:41:51Z says:

      not unless you live in korea.

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2007-10-21T07:44:04Z says:

      Well, that would be, uh, no.

    • Apathy
      Apathy 2007-10-21T08:05:42Z says:

      So...Jamiee...why no avatar?

    • kagemaru026
      kagemaru026 2007-10-21T08:13:52Z says:

      an avatar is a serious commitment. you're not afraid of commitment, are you?

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2007-10-21T08:23:16Z says:

      Um, I don't know how to do it; Commit or put an avatar up. Dysfunctional I am.

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2007-10-21T08:29:25Z says:

      Oh, and Apathy, the beer I had was good, Fischer, It was French, if you can believe it.

    • Apathy
      Apathy 2007-10-21T08:41:26Z says:

      France is grape country, they don't know dick about beer. Might as well head east into Belgium and get something better.

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2007-10-21T08:46:58Z says:

      I lived in France, went to Belgium, Only drank wine.

    • Apathy
      Apathy 2007-10-21T08:55:49Z says:

      Brewers in Belgium are artists. Very serious about beer.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-10-21T11:06:28Z says:

      Best lagers in the world *BURP* scuse me.

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-10-21T11:08:19Z says:

      You can get some pretty good American made beer too, but it's usually from small breweries.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2007-10-21T15:06:08Z says:

      Like Miller Lite.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-10-21T16:18:54Z says:

      No. Since micro brews took off, America makes some good beer also.

      My hometown has 3 micro-breweries. Each one better than any Japanese beer.

    • Gottlos
      Gottlos 2007-10-21T16:37:41Z says:

      But if you're in Germany, like I am now =D, you don't have to search for microbrews to get good beer, because ALL beer is good. Thanks to the German purity law. Ich liebe Deutschland!

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2007-10-21T17:08:04Z says:

      I heard they have vending machines that dispense beer in Germany. IS THIS TRUE GOTTLOS!?

    • Gottlos
      Gottlos 2007-10-21T17:09:53Z says:

      Haven't seen them. Grant it, I'm in Mannheim, wich is a pretty small city. I know those do exist in Japan though, is that maybe what you're thinking of?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-10-21T17:10:51Z says:

      We have those in Japan.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-10-21T18:33:31Z says:

      They're great. Wouldn't survive 5 minutes in the UK

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-10-21T18:51:36Z says:

      Germany has outdoor cigarette vending machines too, whch would disappear as soon as the installation team got back in their van, if they tried it here in the UK.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-10-21T18:52:56Z says:

      *which, can't see a goddamn thing in this bunker.

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2007-10-21T19:25:24Z says:

      Well I spoke with a Marine who had been stationed in one of the many bases in Germany and he said he went to get a pop out of a machine, but didn't realize it was beer machine and he got caught while putting money into it or something

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-10-21T20:00:38Z says:

      Nah, I don't have to search very hard to find a microbrew around here. There's like 150 micro breweries in WA. About 50 of which are in Seattle, plus we get stuff from smaller breweries around the states and the world.

    • dik
      dik 2007-10-21T20:58:34Z says:

      someone should explain to jamiee howto make an avatar ...of her breasts

    • Apathy
      Apathy 2007-10-21T22:14:55Z says:

      Yakima Valley produces nearly 80% of the hops used in the U.S. Those microbreweries in Washington get the freshest hops.
      Lucky bastard, smerf.

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2007-10-21T22:58:53Z says:

      No way Dik, I saw what happened to that blue chick in the twister pic forum. It wasn't pretty. I'll put a pic of Santa or the easter bunny.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2007-10-22T00:01:44Z says:

      jamiee that only happened because that bitch was a moron, you seem to be very intelligent, we will protect you. Promise. Now make with the mammaries, now!

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-10-22T00:09:57Z says:

      Here's the thing, Jamie. That lady was, well, a bitch. In fact, several of the ladies that have posted pictures of themselves and/or their breasts are some of our favorite muchoers.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-22T00:11:16Z says:

      i won't believe in her intelligence u ntil i see proof..
      in boobie-form!

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-10-22T00:11:22Z says:

      And yeah, when it comes to beer, I am a lucky bastard. Although, one of the breweries that produces some of the best local stuff is actually in central Oregon.

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2007-10-22T01:51:17Z says:

      Wel, if they don't post in the next few days I'll try again and be more creative so as to get posted.

  • syndega1
    syndega1 2007-10-21T05:21:44Z says:

    i caused a time paradox when i shanghaied the Juggernaut for $30 to watch me and Billy Blanks in the Himalayas do Taebo with some bow ties

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2007-10-21T05:26:11Z says:

      So if theres a time paradox, would this occur before or after you failed to use the reply?

    • diverjames
      diverjames 2007-10-21T05:29:58Z says:

      I gotta go with during for $1000, asp

    • syndega1
      syndega1 2007-10-21T06:25:08Z says:

      STOP IT'S MY QUESTION! after for $500

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-22T00:11:58Z says:

      OMG HE'S STEALING YOUR QUESTION!!

  • ClaudeBallz
    ClaudeBallz 2007-10-21T06:13:25Z says:

    Okay...now back to the tardos. WTF???

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2007-10-21T14:00:05Z says:

      I thought we were already there.

  • NekoKuruma
    NekoKuruma 2007-10-21T06:53:52Z says:

    this video made my penis tingle.

  • K-Billy
    K-Billy 2007-10-21T08:32:04Z says:

    "if muchosucko was the world" huh? Well thank god it's not.

    • Twisted1
      Twisted1 2007-10-21T12:31:23Z says:

      You mean its not? Have you watched the news lately?

  • DLLUSION
    DLLUSION 2007-10-21T10:41:01Z says:

    2:42 sounded like a bad 1980's wwf wrestler

  • cainkane1
    cainkane1 2007-10-21T14:10:04Z says:

    This proves two things. Ronald RTeagan shouldn't have emptied the mental hospitals and there is no God.

    • para-bellum
      para-bellum 2007-10-21T23:35:05Z says:

      Doesn't prove there is no God. He may have forsaken them. Or something.

  • analboy
    analboy 2007-10-21T17:30:45Z says:

    So when is this movie coming out?

    • Triscope
      Triscope 2007-10-22T00:30:31Z says:

      Yeah I cant wait to see it in theatres!

  • borracho5000
    borracho5000 2007-10-21T21:23:07Z says:

    I WOULD FUCK EVERYONE OF THOSE PEOPLE.............!

    • leper-chaun
      leper-chaun 2007-10-21T22:11:24Z says:

      are you crazy?

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-22T00:13:19Z says:

      is that a question?

    • borracho5000
      borracho5000 2007-10-22T01:16:16Z says:

      i was just saying...it would be fun.......

    • borracho5000
      borracho5000 2007-10-22T01:17:11Z says:

      i have two gold medals in tard fucking both for the 30 and 60 min tard fuck.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-22T03:02:54Z says:

      how was redsun?

    • borracho5000
      borracho5000 2007-10-22T03:38:15Z says:

      kinda slick and wet hes all cunt

HankChinaski
posted October 21, 2007

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