I like to think of Mucho like the Zombie apocalypse; small bastions of normal people fighting an unwinnable battle against hordes of unthinking monsters who have no ability to reason.
i saved the world by pressing down on a certain spot on the earth that caused it rotate slightly slower, so that an incoming meteor would fall into the ocean as opposed to washington dc, launching all the nukes at our disposal towards every major city in the world.
Apathy, I like beer.
jamiee, keep up that "prude" talk, and we'll drop your ass like a bad habit. Remember those tit pics have yet to be posted, so until then you better watch yourself.
But if you're in Germany, like I am now =D, you don't have to search for microbrews to get good beer, because ALL beer is good. Thanks to the German purity law. Ich liebe Deutschland!
Haven't seen them. Grant it, I'm in Mannheim, wich is a pretty small city. I know those do exist in Japan though, is that maybe what you're thinking of?
Germany has outdoor cigarette vending machines too, whch would disappear as soon as the installation team got back in their van, if they tried it here in the UK.
Well I spoke with a Marine who had been stationed in one of the many bases in Germany and he said he went to get a pop out of a machine, but didn't realize it was beer machine and he got caught while putting money into it or something
Nah, I don't have to search very hard to find a microbrew around here. There's like 150 micro breweries in WA. About 50 of which are in Seattle, plus we get stuff from smaller breweries around the states and the world.
jamiee that only happened because that bitch was a moron, you seem to be very intelligent, we will protect you. Promise. Now make with the mammaries, now!
Here's the thing, Jamie. That lady was, well, a bitch. In fact, several of the ladies that have posted pictures of themselves and/or their breasts are some of our favorite muchoers.
And yeah, when it comes to beer, I am a lucky bastard. Although, one of the breweries that produces some of the best local stuff is actually in central Oregon.
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"OIHM'T NAWHT AN AIMAL, oI AM A HUMAN BEEEN." Right. You are all also a coupla, nay, 1 step up from target practice.
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The music made this deep and meaningful... wait... wait.. no
It wasn't deep and meaningful?
You are a cold hearted bastard.
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I like to think of Mucho like the Zombie apocalypse; small bastions of normal people fighting an unwinnable battle against hordes of unthinking monsters who have no ability to reason.
Not a bad analogy.
ha, Id love nothing more to see the politics of this site's users in a post-apocalyptic setting...
Rampant inbreeding and Zombies?
Dude, I'm there.
On second thought, maybe I'll pass....
Hey, you're either with us or against us. Inbreeding or eating friends and family, the choice is yours.
Damn, that's a tough choice...
jesus, does hank never get off mucho? Fuck that guy is ON all the time.
I think I'll join the zombies and the first one that I'm gonna eat is K-Billy... Just for fun.
I'M ALWAYS ON!!!!!!!!
THATS RIGHT, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!
Hanks like a bird
He gets moody once a month
Oh, not that kind of "on". My bad.
I'm always moody, everybody knows that!
That's what I said. From the start to the end of the month you're moody.
That's not what you said.
Once a month, even though it's the whole month.
Ok, that's about right.
Could you pick me up some tampons while you are out?
26 hours a day
If there where to be zombies, make them like "28 weeks later", that movie kicks ass!!
And Hank I'm sorry, if I turn zombie, you,smerf,vic,dik,morph and supernova are on the hit list,of your nads being ripped of and tortured.
maybe 1ris1 also, we need a wrestling zombie. =]
Mooooom! Red wont let me be on the hitlist!
i don't fear zombie-tards.
What the fuck is he talking about?
Redbitcho, I don't think you'd actually get anywhere attacking us. Even as a zombie, you'd still be a complete failure.
Granted, with the way you moan and gibber all the time, we probably wouldn't notice any difference.
who, redsun? oh, don't mind him, he's a little autistic.
if it were 28 weeks later zombies, i know a few people that would try to kill their reflection in the mirror.
I derailed an Amtrak with a Budgie once.
I hijacked a Greyhound with an armed Wallaby...
LOL your evil
Thankaveramucho.
I once reversed time by flipping a turtle on it's back.
I blew a load on a fat chick one time, and now wish I could reverse time.
And I made time travel possible by spinning that same turtle.
I shattered reality by telling the dumb owl how many licks to the center of the tootsie pop
And that shattered owl fed the necessary random power into y spinning turtle time displacement confabulation. i like turtles.
but have you ever eaten an entire train piece by piece, AFTER you just derailed it with your penis?
I folded space when I breached the water with the talking dolphin.
jamiee? are u drunk? if you are .u wanna come over?
i saved the world by pressing down on a certain spot on the earth that caused it rotate slightly slower, so that an incoming meteor would fall into the ocean as opposed to washington dc, launching all the nukes at our disposal towards every major city in the world.
Well, I did have a beer, after a really bad date.
bad dates are always fun to look back on...
haha the memories
*Gasp* You like beer? Wanna go steady?
This one thought he was just gonna move right in and hop in the sack and we had just met.
Apathy, I don't like beer that much.
You just haven't found the right one.
Apathy, I like beer.
jamiee, keep up that "prude" talk, and we'll drop your ass like a bad habit. Remember those tit pics have yet to be posted, so until then you better watch yourself.
How about being throat fucked and getting slapped in the face?
The guy was not cool, he tripped me out, that's not being a prude, he scared me.
Drop me if you must
i'll give u a second chance if you say sorry
...and cry while pinching your nipples
lol. Consider it done. I needed a laugh.
she has nothing to be sorry about. usually guys who want it on the first date are horrible in the sack. i should know.
you know the more beer i drink the funnier I get?
We need a vid.
A vid of funny, drunk, Dik?
Damn interposters, we were in there.
wait a minute.. is kangaroo or whatever a female too?
Now that u menton it, hmmm, very sympathetic.
I just read the Twister vid posts...Holy shit, is that my fate as a female on this site?
nope. i'm the guy who's bad in bed.
I thought you were a guy. Were you just at my house a couple of hours ago?
not unless you live in korea.
Well, that would be, uh, no.
So...Jamiee...why no avatar?
an avatar is a serious commitment. you're not afraid of commitment, are you?
Um, I don't know how to do it; Commit or put an avatar up. Dysfunctional I am.
Oh, and Apathy, the beer I had was good, Fischer, It was French, if you can believe it.
France is grape country, they don't know dick about beer. Might as well head east into Belgium and get something better.
I lived in France, went to Belgium, Only drank wine.
Brewers in Belgium are artists. Very serious about beer.
Best lagers in the world *BURP* scuse me.
You can get some pretty good American made beer too, but it's usually from small breweries.
Like Miller Lite.
No. Since micro brews took off, America makes some good beer also.
My hometown has 3 micro-breweries. Each one better than any Japanese beer.
But if you're in Germany, like I am now =D, you don't have to search for microbrews to get good beer, because ALL beer is good. Thanks to the German purity law. Ich liebe Deutschland!
I heard they have vending machines that dispense beer in Germany. IS THIS TRUE GOTTLOS!?
Haven't seen them. Grant it, I'm in Mannheim, wich is a pretty small city. I know those do exist in Japan though, is that maybe what you're thinking of?
We have those in Japan.
They're great. Wouldn't survive 5 minutes in the UK
Germany has outdoor cigarette vending machines too, whch would disappear as soon as the installation team got back in their van, if they tried it here in the UK.
*which, can't see a goddamn thing in this bunker.
Well I spoke with a Marine who had been stationed in one of the many bases in Germany and he said he went to get a pop out of a machine, but didn't realize it was beer machine and he got caught while putting money into it or something
Nah, I don't have to search very hard to find a microbrew around here. There's like 150 micro breweries in WA. About 50 of which are in Seattle, plus we get stuff from smaller breweries around the states and the world.
someone should explain to jamiee howto make an avatar ...of her breasts
Yakima Valley produces nearly 80% of the hops used in the U.S. Those microbreweries in Washington get the freshest hops.
Lucky bastard, smerf.
No way Dik, I saw what happened to that blue chick in the twister pic forum. It wasn't pretty. I'll put a pic of Santa or the easter bunny.
jamiee that only happened because that bitch was a moron, you seem to be very intelligent, we will protect you. Promise. Now make with the mammaries, now!
Here's the thing, Jamie. That lady was, well, a bitch. In fact, several of the ladies that have posted pictures of themselves and/or their breasts are some of our favorite muchoers.
i won't believe in her intelligence u ntil i see proof..
in boobie-form!
And yeah, when it comes to beer, I am a lucky bastard. Although, one of the breweries that produces some of the best local stuff is actually in central Oregon.
Wel, if they don't post in the next few days I'll try again and be more creative so as to get posted.
i caused a time paradox when i shanghaied the Juggernaut for $30 to watch me and Billy Blanks in the Himalayas do Taebo with some bow ties
So if theres a time paradox, would this occur before or after you failed to use the reply?
I gotta go with during for $1000, asp
STOP IT'S MY QUESTION! after for $500
OMG HE'S STEALING YOUR QUESTION!!
Okay...now back to the tardos. WTF???
I thought we were already there.
this video made my penis tingle.
"if muchosucko was the world" huh? Well thank god it's not.
You mean its not? Have you watched the news lately?
2:42 sounded like a bad 1980's wwf wrestler
This proves two things. Ronald RTeagan shouldn't have emptied the mental hospitals and there is no God.
Doesn't prove there is no God. He may have forsaken them. Or something.
So when is this movie coming out?
Yeah I cant wait to see it in theatres!
I WOULD FUCK EVERYONE OF THOSE PEOPLE.............!
are you crazy?
is that a question?
i was just saying...it would be fun.......
i have two gold medals in tard fucking both for the 30 and 60 min tard fuck.
how was redsun?
kinda slick and wet hes all cunt