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  • UncleJ4
    UncleJ4 2007-05-06T04:12:42Z says:

    damn.

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-05-06T04:43:46Z says:

      They only said they have "tested" 16 men. Who knows how many there could be...

    • Wario7793
      Wario7793 2007-05-06T04:47:29Z says:

      I know I'm not one of them.

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-05-06T05:05:45Z says:

      Yeah, but does she know?

    • gman98
      gman98 2007-05-06T07:03:41Z says:

      so why does half of africa have aids? stupid niggers

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-05-06T07:10:46Z says:

      gman98, what the fuck does that have to do anything. What? Did you just have to show how stupid you are in front of all of Mucholand? You just couldn't keep the stupid inside any longer, could you!??

    • krantz
      krantz 2007-05-06T07:19:19Z says:

      LMAO!! let's see... Sholonda + a cheap TV show + 17 dicks + a henhouse full of cocks, no hens at all + africa has aids = gman98 is Sholonda's long lost son!

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-05-06T07:52:18Z says:

      Actually, in parts of Africa the official government policy is that AIDS is not sexually transmitted.

    • NormansRedPalace
      NormansRedPalace 2007-05-06T11:27:46Z says:

      gman there are loads of reasons but mainly due to poverty, poor healthcare and white catholic missionaries telling them if they use contraception they will go to hell...It's a given that somewhere along the line us whites had to interfere.

    • themechanicalman
      themechanicalman 2007-05-06T13:16:26Z says:

      ^^^catholic missionaries.....what century are you living in??....they don't use contraceptives because they don't know about them, not because some guy preaching a religion none of them believe in tells them not to.....Russia has one of the fastest growing HIV transmission rates in the world and do you think its the white people and catholic missionaries fault there as well?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-05-06T13:25:42Z says:

      Yes, obviously.

    • NormansRedPalace
      NormansRedPalace 2007-05-06T13:32:12Z says:

      So you believe that no-one in Africa has heard of contraceptives? Africa isnt just a big desert like you've seen on tv you ignorant prick, they have cities, tv's, the internet etc and as for 'none of them believing'-roughly 12% of the worlds catholic population live there.
      Oh and Russias increasing HIV rates are due to...wait for it...poverty, poor healthcare and a 94% rise in drug use in urban areas.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-05-06T13:43:47Z says:

      Why, thank you , Mr Statistic.

    • NormansRedPalace
      NormansRedPalace 2007-05-06T13:45:46Z says:

      Well he asked...

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-05-06T13:50:04Z says:

      Norm, curing the world through better statistics.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-05-06T14:01:20Z says:

      I agree with Norman. Russia is about shared needles and sex, a bit like Thailand. Africa is purely and simply about sex. The lack of local knowledge about how the virus is spread in Africa is staggering.

    • themechanicalman
      themechanicalman 2007-05-06T14:43:36Z says:

      I have actually been to Africa so I am quite aware that it is not a big desert.....try leaving Alabama once in a while and you might not sound so stupid.....half of my family works in HIV research so I am quite aware of how it works in Africa and Russia....it is about uneducated people not understanding what they are spreading around......not religion, that was my point....your the ignorant prick....so the 12% of people that don't use contraceptives explains the millions of new infections every year.....that makes so much sense.....where do you get your information from??

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-05-06T14:51:45Z says:

      Oh, you come here expecting actual information? It seems you really are the stupid one.

    • themechanicalman
      themechanicalman 2007-05-06T15:15:51Z says:

      no....I come here to look at funny and gross pics and videos......I get my information from people who actually know what they are talking about and research the actual topics....I noticed you stopped pushing the missionaries line after you realized how dumb it sounded......try reading a book or going outside and having a conversation with someone for once instead of trying to make up things that sound right to you in your own puny little mind ....you even admit that your own stats are made up.....clearly you are the stupid one

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-05-06T15:27:09Z says:

      Moron, I never pushed the missionary line or posted stats. That was Norm. Who the fuck are you talking to? I did, however, get one of my degrees in English Literature.

    • themechanicalman
      themechanicalman 2007-05-06T15:44:49Z says:

      my mistake Hank......I was originally talking to Norm and I guess that your idiocy was to similar to his for me to tell the difference.....I should read more carefully I guess...sorry. English literature eh.....wow, Shakespeare is so relevant in todays world....I suppose my Masters degree in mechanical engineering is no match for your ability to write book reports and to use proper punctuation....I know when I am out matched......you are not it

    • krantz
      krantz 2007-05-06T20:21:47Z says:

      allright, lets quote nova here: "quick Plantshit, say something confusing!"

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-05-06T23:03:30Z says:

      It was catholic missionaries and their damn position that caused all the aids in Africa. The only way to fix it is to send billions of dollars. We should send twice as much money as before - it will fix twice as many of the problems!

    • gman98
      gman98 2007-05-06T23:05:42Z says:

      i said niggers africa and aids and got flamed badly and started a huge debate. mission accomplished!!!

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-05-06T23:16:55Z says:

      @mechanicalman Shakespeare's literature formed the basis of much of the modern English language, including slang and swearing, so you are way off the mark.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-05-07T01:29:18Z says:

      do you see mechanicalman, hank? you were him in the beginning.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-05-07T01:29:59Z says:

      i should try to form a coherent sentence before i press the 'post' button..

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-05-07T01:40:48Z says:

      MechanicalMan is actually a robot, which makes him really, really smart.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-05-07T11:37:40Z says:

      Must be his mechanical mind.

    • NormansRedPalace
      NormansRedPalace 2007-05-07T11:48:00Z says:

      Mr Robot, If you were an authority on the subject like you claim to be you'd know 'my stats' are accurate, you cant deny that there are some catholics in africa spreading misinformation about the importance of contraceptives. I didn't say they alone were behind the aids problems. Maybe you should pay more attention to 'the people who have researched the actual topics' and stop getting upset because I said something a bit nasty about white people... Lastly I don't live in Alabama-where do you get your information?

    • dik
      dik 2007-05-07T21:06:20Z says:

      I thought I said"quick Plantshit, say something confusing."

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-05-07T22:15:30Z says:

      oh, going around trying to take credit for other people's quality comments, are we, dik?

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-05-07T22:15:44Z says:

      i demand proof!

    • dik
      dik 2007-05-08T00:13:45Z says:

      pretty sure i said that when that tamponhead posted that halfassed jackass video the other day

    • PirateSteve
      PirateSteve 2007-05-08T10:32:09Z says:

      It's because niggers breed like jack rabbits. They have that saying in Africa, that it takes a village to raise a child, because no one really knows who the father is.

  • Bennyboy
    Bennyboy 2007-05-06T04:20:26Z says:

    LOL, 16 guys with one random white guy (the only one smiling oddly enough)....what does that tell u

    • Jimjammajay
      Jimjammajay 2007-05-06T04:23:20Z says:

      BU-BU-BUKAKKE!

    • Wario7793
      Wario7793 2007-05-06T04:46:37Z says:

      GA-GA-GANGBANG!

    • protuberus
      protuberus 2007-05-06T05:28:20Z says:

      That's a fucking black guy with light hair.

    • TiredGuy
      TiredGuy 2007-05-06T05:57:33Z says:

      What does that tell me? That he knows it's not his kid.

    • broccoli
      broccoli 2007-05-06T09:46:11Z says:

      mmmm bukakke

    • cdbsr00
      cdbsr00 2007-05-06T15:15:17Z says:

      she thought he was quarteroon.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-05-07T01:31:32Z says:

      i think the 'white' guy you were talking about is actually an old black man.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-05-07T01:33:23Z says:

      but i could be wrong..

    • mesyselfandi
      mesyselfandi 2007-08-10T13:23:07Z says:

      um....thats not even her kid.

    • titfuck
      titfuck 2009-04-21T21:46:33Z says:

      wow how the fuck do you pull that off

    • Lafayette
      Lafayette 2009-04-21T21:51:02Z says:

      Damn dude this shit's from 2 years ago. Where you searching for fat black whores?

  • -static-
    -static- 2007-05-06T04:32:19Z says:

    I just don't understand how Sholonda here could possibly be getting that much dick....

    • krantz
      krantz 2007-05-06T04:50:24Z says:

      dude, prostitutes have like 15 different dicks a day

    • -static-
      -static- 2007-05-06T04:56:33Z says:

      your theory is entirely groundless. no one could possibly be PAYING this woman to get naked.

    • hotshot
      hotshot 2007-05-06T05:02:30Z says:

      That blob is getting that much dick because black men exist. No more explanation required.

    • Quick_draw21
      Quick_draw21 2007-05-06T21:40:38Z says:

      Yeah no kidding, who would fuck that piece of shit??? I thought black men only fuck fat white women

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-05-06T23:18:42Z says:

      No they'll fuck anything.

  • Gabber
    Gabber 2007-05-06T04:34:09Z says:

    LMAO @ the smiling white guy

  • SweatyPete
    SweatyPete 2007-05-06T04:37:35Z says:

    I love the way the mother reacts whenever she finds out the guy is not the father on these shows.

    • krantz
      krantz 2007-05-06T04:50:53Z says:

      yeah me too -- looked like a pig running away from the butcher

    • TheTruth
      TheTruth 2007-05-06T04:53:41Z says:

      Y do they run away like they are suprised, that kid is going to have issues and start shooting people

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2007-05-06T05:09:48Z says:

      Yeah seriously, 1 in 17... those may be decent gambling odds but you shouldnt be shocked if you lose

    • Liquid
      Liquid 2007-05-06T14:37:58Z says:

      she looked like a beached whale on those steps

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-05-07T01:32:32Z says:

      maury:"please, don't do this!"

    • fabreeze805
      fabreeze805 2007-05-07T04:51:06Z says:

      hey Asphalt... its more like 17 in 1

  • girlslaughingatyou
    girlslaughingatyou 2007-05-06T04:55:29Z says:

    That shit is so made up. I know someone who went on that show (I know.. no one is surprised)

    • borracho5000
      borracho5000 2007-05-06T05:42:49Z says:

      did they pay for your plane ticket?

    • Archman
      Archman 2007-05-06T05:42:54Z says:

      I agree these shows have to be fake the same shit always happens. On Springer, the guys always lose the shirt but keep the tie. WTF.

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-05-06T05:52:40Z says:

      Hell, I know Springers fake. My brother's girlfriend almost went on it with a friend of hers, claiming to be "lesbian lovers" coming out to some dude. Didn't happen though: my bro told her he'd dump her ass if she went on the show.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-05-07T22:16:17Z says:

      what!? jerry springer show is fake?

  • KojachBaumherr
    KojachBaumherr 2007-05-06T04:56:22Z says:

    Ahahaha I would be laughing so fuckin hard Maury better have someone as big as Steve cause I wouldn't leave till I saw her run away.

  • Kris2321
    Kris2321 2007-05-06T05:14:24Z says:

    It looked like the fucking Brady Bunch with that one white guy smiling. The rest just looked like mug shots of black people.

    • krantz
      krantz 2007-05-06T05:31:39Z says:

      LOL!

  • tr_willk
    tr_willk 2007-05-06T05:20:14Z says:

    At least they didn't track me down for the show....

    • Kris2321
      Kris2321 2007-05-06T06:45:08Z says:

      I figured you'd set higher standards for yourself. What's wrong willk?

  • Archman
    Archman 2007-05-06T05:44:18Z says:

    Wow, finally they show a live death on Maury. Fat bitch moved to fast and her heart exploaded.

    • Kris2321
      Kris2321 2007-05-06T06:45:23Z says:

      AHHAHAHA.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-05-06T13:28:02Z says:

      A live death? Would be difficult.

    • Archman
      Archman 2007-05-06T17:12:49Z says:

      nice

  • smerf
    smerf 2007-05-06T05:53:08Z says:

    What worries me is that I saw this particular episode one summer break, in high school.

  • SBD
    SBD 2007-05-06T06:25:23Z says:

    this whore has had more cocks in her than a hen house.

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-05-06T07:06:03Z says:

      ...most hen houses only have one rooster.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-05-07T01:34:04Z says:

      that's what he said.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-05-07T01:34:57Z says:

      sort of

  • Program
    Program 2007-05-06T07:27:48Z says:

    "One time I fucked 17 dicks in a row! One time I fucked my friend joe, then I fucked 16 more dicks in a row!"

    She definitely lives that to the fullest...

    I think my house shook when she tripped on that step.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-05-07T20:50:25Z says:

      Kent had an earthquake after she fell over.

  • RonT
    RonT 2007-05-06T07:56:16Z says:

    1 in 17? looks like it's 18 now

  • HankChinaski
    HankChinaski 2007-05-06T10:06:13Z says:

    Fake. To sleep with 17 people isn't a big deal. It's the time span it's done in. That fat bitch sleeping with 18 now dudes in the short time span of when she got pregnant is just fucking impossible.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-05-06T23:05:27Z says:

      Why? I slept with 19 dudes last week.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-05-06T23:06:07Z says:

      Wait, it was 19 chicks, yeah...

      Damn, I almost embarassed myself there.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-05-06T23:20:18Z says:

      It's ok, nobody noticed.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-05-07T01:35:41Z says:

      16 people in about one month?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-05-07T01:41:43Z says:

      You did? You slut!

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-05-07T13:50:11Z says:

      *killed in about one month

    • dik
      dik 2007-05-07T18:56:53Z says:

      u probably have blodd on yoour hands that will never wash off... or some other kind of yukky stuff

    • dik
      dik 2007-05-07T18:57:03Z says:

      *blood

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-05-07T20:51:36Z says:

      Hang on, Wanko slept with 19 men?

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-05-07T22:16:56Z says:

      shh we're supposed to ignore that, i think!

  • Booddles
    Booddles 2007-05-06T10:20:56Z says:

    Aaah... the guy didn't do a victory dance when he found out it wasn't his. even he felt bad for her... that's pretty sad.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-05-07T20:53:05Z says:

      He looked shell shocked. Some producer probably just pulled him off the street.

  • gamez87
    gamez87 2007-05-06T11:09:52Z says:

    what a whore...I found my baby daddy in 12 shows.

  • Sevym
    Sevym 2007-05-06T13:06:54Z says:

    I think the white guy is the security guy from the Jimmy Kimmel show.

  • El_Wanko
    El_Wanko 2007-05-06T23:09:52Z says:

    One time a former girlfriend came to my door. It had been about 10 months after we had broken it off. She said she had something to tell me, and it was serious. I had better sit down. Having sex with me was a big mistake, she said, and we definitally should have used a condom.

    I was so worried, that I'd have some little Wanko running around and would be fucked with support payments for the rest of my life.

    It has a happy ending though! She was just pissed off because I gave her aids. Ahahahahahah.

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-05-06T23:46:41Z says:

      Phew, that was a close one ahh...

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-05-07T11:35:33Z says:

      Blimey. A close shave there, things could've got serious. I hope you learnt your lesson Wanko.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-05-07T13:53:52Z says:

      you were really scaring me wanko, i almost thought you'd given me another unwanted brother!

  • Starrsky
    Starrsky 2007-05-07T00:51:07Z says:

    Nobody judge her till you've heard her story...oh maury nobody judged you when you married connie chung and we're still waiting to hear your story

  • LSD
    LSD 2007-05-07T00:53:04Z says:

    That ladies ass is actually filled with the cum of 100 men. Imagine, over 18 guys shot a load in her hooch within a month or so of each other! Oh baby you are so wet... No honey, that is just leftover jizz from the other 17 guys...

    • krantz
      krantz 2007-05-07T01:09:09Z says:

      yummy! instant milkshake!

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-05-07T11:36:19Z says:

      Ummm um. Protein shake!

  • SenatorBlutarsky
    SenatorBlutarsky 2007-05-07T18:47:32Z says:

    at least 18 guys stiring each other's vanilla...

  • mesyselfandi
    mesyselfandi 2007-05-07T23:59:25Z says:

    Puahahahhahaha! thats what happens when you're a fucken black fatass hoodrat that fucks everyone on the block to feel accepted. Puhahahahahahah!

yak
posted May 06, 2007
by yak

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