I think ill get that nob thingy for my buddies cat... she is in heat and maybe she can back into that shit and stop being so gawd damn annoying... MEOW!!! FUCK ME!!! MEOW!!!
You're supposed to poke the cat's twat with a Q-tip. I grazed it and it got all wet. I wasn't willing to actually simulate fucking with a Q-tip on a cat. My cousin was, though.
"Who always bitches about racism on this site? Me, that's who!" It's pretty well-established that those who over-exhibit a self-righteous attitude of superior virtue do so to mask latent predilections, habits, or beliefs to the contrary. Like you with racism. Dik with homosexuality. Irish with intelligence.
follow hank and me and vic and others agreeing all the time...no opinion of your own...fail...youre not funny you're not smart and you can go fuck yourself.
No, dik, you are the pussy little bitch. I rarely agree with anything you guys say. As a matter of fact I'll argue just for the sake of it. I don't think I should give the girls slack just because they are girls. Maybe you feel the need to be nice so they may post more tit shots, but I don't. I can see tits whenever the fuck I want. If the girls don't like it they shouldn't have posted pics on a site like this. You are pathetic, fuck off.
i doubt very much you see any irish.. you're weak sonny..a weak boy. i don't give anybody slack here , nobody...when i see a fuckin douche i say it welcome to the club you fuckin noob
I'm sure you're trying real hard to come up with a few lines right now cocksucker but it doesn't matter how you try to save face...you fucking know im right...weak little bitch...gaaaay
So apparently I intruded on you and Hank's special time, put a little oitnment on your butthole it will be alright.
I argue with the other guys but I rarely interact with you because you are boring.
Wow...I've really got to start reading the comments below me..."Arguing online is like competing in the special Olympics. No matter who wins, you're all still retarded."
There was no pwning, through a misunderstanding of my humor, you think you have a read on me. I could care less how you think I should treat other people on here. I stand by my earlier statement on posting pics of yourself on this site.
"no chicks to pick on today irish" "suck up to the boys and shit on the girls" your words, just from this thread. You have alluded to it many times if not said the exact words.
I would love to argue with you on a more personal level but I have never really paid attention to you in the past. I think that may be where this hostility is coming from. Turn on your MSN and we can "discuss" it further.
Hank is just like an girl in an relationship except that he cant offer a hot girl body which make Hank useless which he always has been,,,LOOOOSER!.Anyway he wont stfu unless u agree with him , he must have to many girl hormones when youth. Oh boy take a step forward hopeball i know you can see the light....join us!
"Arguing online is like competing in the special olympics. No matter who wins, you're all still retarded."
Such a classic line, it will go down in history. Reserved for use by the most discerning of gentlemen. Witty & entirely original, Stephen Fry better step aside.
What the fuck are you going on about? I didn't say you were gay, I simply said "fuck off". After reading through your posts it seems that you're the one who has an obsession with calling people fags.
What is it with these idiots that sign up and immediately start calling everyone else gay, and saying they should die?
Must think we're all going to be in awe of them.
Retards.
No, you are gay for talking to me for no reason. It's almost like you want a relationship with me. I wasnt talking to you yet you had to throw my name around, like the fag you are. Kill yourself!
LOL the last thing I want is you to be "in awe" with me bitch. Go commit suicide so I can laugh at your mothers pain at the funeral you fucking cuntfart.
I'm not trying to be funny just pointing out the obvious. Youre gay as fuck! I didnt start with you. You started with me, so kindly go die. Next time learn how to keep your vaginal vomit in your pink mouth you pussy. "mommy, hes calling me gay, and he wont say anything else" you are ridiculous.
Obviously you aren't too familiar with who my avatar is. On the other hand you are nothing like Hunter S. Thompson. Have you ever read any books by Hunter S. Thompson? Have ever read ANY book?
I'm not a candy-ass, Dik is though. I just know where the smart money is. Hank is a tried and true battle tested Mucho flamer. You are just a noob bitch.
Comments to You know your baby's gay when...
Hank's kid in a few years. Assuming takes after his dad.
Hank's kid? Hahahahahahaha
Hanks son will be getting a lot of experience in.
If that kid was taking after Hank it would be getting its temperature checked by that thing.
Lol^
You guys are Hilaaarious.
thats a huge leap 1rish1 we should concentrate to activate hopeball so he get a good recent personality and probebly loose his virgin before 40.
thats why i'm having a baby
Your baby is gonna blow you?
Freak
Babies are for beating, not blowing.
^ you mean eating.
mmmm, baby
I think ill get that nob thingy for my buddies cat... she is in heat and maybe she can back into that shit and stop being so gawd damn annoying... MEOW!!! FUCK ME!!! MEOW!!!
You're supposed to poke the cat's twat with a Q-tip. I grazed it and it got all wet. I wasn't willing to actually simulate fucking with a Q-tip on a cat. My cousin was, though.
I simulate fucking with a knife.
hot!
Gotta start them on the glory holes early or itll never take.
I was hoping the last pick would show the aftermath of somebody storming through the door, bewildered at the door's smooth halt.
At first I thought it was an electric nightlight.
That's what my girlfriend said to me when I was working at the nuclear power plant.
Your penis is the size of a 3 watt bulb?
No, it glows in the dark, asswipe.
Maybe you shouldn't masturbate so much.
Of course I should. What are you talking about?
You know, vibrated energy radiates as electromagnetic waves or photons, i.e. light particles.
You must have meant maybe I shouldn't masturbate so fast. Either way, you are gay.
I stop masturbating = humans stop living
Anybody here know a good doctor for Henry's premature ejaculation?
Oops, my first reply-fault.
Who's got premature ejaculation? Hahahaha.
The racist here, you.
Oh, I'm racist am I? What are you basing that on, Pirate of MensPants?
Pretty obvious.
Such as...what?
The fact that you like it up the poop chute?
He likes to get booty routed in the dookie chute.
On a side note, from Urban Dictionary
1. chutney ferret sweepstake
A sweepstake on which well known gay celeb will die of AIDS
I won when Freddie Mercury came up
by Hugh Janus Oct 23, 2003
Isn't this from that lame ass mucho member Hugh Janus?
hank..you ..me..hat...cum
no chicks to pick on today irish?
Where does this pink sock licking miscreant get off calling me a racist?
Who always bitches about racism on this site? Me, that's who!
Anyways, I don't care too much. Having a drink, chilling out. AverageSquirrel is just trying to get a nut.
maybe its his fucking retarded attempt at irony? i don't know I was just about to shit on his face for his fail
Please do.
Dik, sign in to msn.
"Who always bitches about racism on this site? Me, that's who!" It's pretty well-established that those who over-exhibit a self-righteous attitude of superior virtue do so to mask latent predilections, habits, or beliefs to the contrary. Like you with racism. Dik with homosexuality. Irish with intelligence.
Lame. ^ Nice even worth a 'Nice try'.
PLUS, you suck the shit out of shit filled balloons, you fucking scrotum licking poopy pusher.
Denial!
You'll have to do better than that if you want me to continue. What, are you tired or something?
i wish you would eat my dogs puke...but not all sexy you fuckin freak
Don't let your homosexuality lead to hostility and anti-social behavior. We accept you just as you are.
Go fuck yourself, AverageFag
You have a nice day, too. I sincerely mean it.
I sincerely mean it when I say you you are an ignoramus piece of shit.
Please don't eat me.
Only your mama eats you (small that your cock is).
wait are you making fun of my dog?
No way. I'm a dog guy (giant schnauzer).
gaaaaaaay
You gotta be kidding. That thing is a killer.
No, faggot, he meant you.
Good. Cuz nobody says nothing about my dog and lives to talk about it.
Fuck off, cocksucker.
How did this piece of shit last this long on MS? Either he had his head down or you all are sone weak, pussy potherfuckers.
Don't worry. I'll take care of him from here on out.
spelling, ^ whatever!
Like you did with Bigger Thomas? You ain't all that, my friend.
And you ain't shit.
Ooooh, that's how you're gonna "take care of him from here on out"?
I'm shitting in my pants. Video at 11.
How are those diapers working for you, AverageStool? Depends?
After you shit your pants, how long do you wear them around before you eat the contents?
Don't shit where you eat, my friend. Oh, too late.
I'm not Japanese.
You are a faggot though.
What, your nappy leaks?
Brilliant. Just brilliant...
AverageGay, how many hours a day do you take the dildo out of your ass and stick it back in your father's ass? Must be a hard balancing act.
Averagegay! Hahaha, Hank just pwn3d you.
no chicks to pick on today irish?
Awww, Captain Saveaho has nothing to worry about today. Why should they get a free pass for being a girl.
you're a pussy irish..
suck up to the boys and shit on the girls..like you think its cool ..fuckin faggot
follow hank and me and vic and others agreeing all the time...no opinion of your own...fail...youre not funny you're not smart and you can go fuck yourself.
pwned
ROUND 1: FIGHT!
No, dik, you are the pussy little bitch. I rarely agree with anything you guys say. As a matter of fact I'll argue just for the sake of it. I don't think I should give the girls slack just because they are girls. Maybe you feel the need to be nice so they may post more tit shots, but I don't. I can see tits whenever the fuck I want. If the girls don't like it they shouldn't have posted pics on a site like this. You are pathetic, fuck off.
i doubt very much you see any irish.. you're weak sonny..a weak boy. i don't give anybody slack here , nobody...when i see a fuckin douche i say it welcome to the club you fuckin noob
rarely???? cant get you off our asses with your yeahs you fucking little robot... get your own material mencia
I'm sure you're trying real hard to come up with a few lines right now cocksucker but it doesn't matter how you try to save face...you fucking know im right...weak little bitch...gaaaay
now get your fucking shine box
So apparently I intruded on you and Hank's special time, put a little oitnment on your butthole it will be alright.
I argue with the other guys but I rarely interact with you because you are boring.
Shit, I guess I need to save face? Why, because I ran afoul of dik? You declare me a noob. I guess I may as well find anither site.
thats about as much as i expected from you...youre owned..youre thin...weak...a pussy...a boring repeat of lots of fuckindickheads ive hated before..p
try ebaums
I fail to see the ownage.
Wow...Umm...Fighting over the internet is like competing in the Disabled Olympics...Even if you win, you're still retarded.
Wow...I've really got to start reading the comments below me..."Arguing online is like competing in the special Olympics. No matter who wins, you're all still retarded."
It was way funnier when you said it.
hey excuse me donavan...but mind your pwn business...
are you a member?....hehe.. member
DING DING DING break time!
*throws a bucket of water in dik's face*
Hey where's my piss-bucket gone?
i never saw a fight... only a pwning
haha i just got the pissbucket one...pwned
There was no pwning, through a misunderstanding of my humor, you think you have a read on me. I could care less how you think I should treat other people on here. I stand by my earlier statement on posting pics of yourself on this site.
No one cuts the guys slack, but according to you, we have to be complementary to the girls.
i never said that....you're fuckin stupid to fuckin boot..unbelievable...irish if you cant keep up best to stay out of it...
stay out of my type zone....you fuckin stupid bitch
Shit!
I'm missing the rumble!
*plays jets v.s. sharks song on boom box*
"no chicks to pick on today irish" "suck up to the boys and shit on the girls" your words, just from this thread. You have alluded to it many times if not said the exact words.
I would love to argue with you on a more personal level but I have never really paid attention to you in the past. I think that may be where this hostility is coming from. Turn on your MSN and we can "discuss" it further.
i'm not explaining shit to you you fucking noob bitch...you figure it out
fuck you pigfucker i only talk to friends there you are not my fuckin friend
Oh well, I guess I will never know the fulfillment of having a dik for a friend.
ya thats right irish...never
*cries*
*pours a drink and moves on*
ever
I'll never cut my slacks. What else will I wear when I go into the office?
You guys should focus your energy on AverageSnail. He is the real enemy.
i have 5 days off ...i have time for that inbred hatnigger too
woohoo! dik on vacation: part 2
don't forget to feed Stan his noobs.
Another vacation? You lazy SOB.
i like to rest
hi?
not the x5 son
Gay.^
I prefer hatnigger.
Funny, I heard you prefer to shit yourself then suck off a few aids infested cocks.
Racist.
Dang, second foul. That thread was getting too long, anyway.
Racist. Is that your best? I'm not a racist and anyone with even a snail's intelligence can tell that. You are really starting to bore me.
Then don't respond. Why so defensive?
I wasn't being defensive at all. You are just a huge, disgusting turd floating in the mucho bowl and I'm hitting the lever.
Still here, oh virtuous blowhard defender of Mucho.
Nah. Looks like it backed up with all the turds you pwned, lmao!
Lmao! What are you fucking laughing at, you dumbass!!!
What a fucking retard! Hahahhaaa!
Turds like you float along the Mucho Sucko pipes fairly regularly, but they don't mean shit.
Eh, you're a relative noob compared to me.
I'm here every day. You are an occasional turd.
who cares how long youve been a member...you suck....we're the big members
get it?? members...hahahaha
I lurk most days. You yammer every day.
fuck you avrerage biznatch and your gay avatar
members....still funny
hank is one of the biggest members here
He has nothing to say most days, and nothing to say when he does have something to say.
hahahaha.. i'm funny
I can say there are some funny bits here and there from you two, but generally not very high quality stuff.
we're not here to amuse you...you're here to amuse us
You've never said ANYTHING funny on this site. You're stuff is of the lowest quality.
Gee, I wonder where I saw this?
HankChinaski says:
This is a pretty fucking cool picture.
What's your point cock smoker?
I don't know. Maybe that you're a big fucking liar?
About what? Ball licker?
Hoo, I guess we could start with your yammering about how you're not a racist...
Give one example where I am, or shut the fuck up loser.
You can't, can you? I know you can't and you know you can't. The only reason you are still talking is because you are a fucking trolling asshole.
Heheh. And the only reason you're keep responding to this trolling asshole is that you know I'm right.
Hank is just like an girl in an relationship except that he cant offer a hot girl body which make Hank useless which he always has been,,,LOOOOSER!.Anyway he wont stfu unless u agree with him , he must have to many girl hormones when youth. Oh boy take a step forward hopeball i know you can see the light....join us!
Shut the fuck up, Plantfuck. You have got to be one of the biggest losers on this site.
Yup. Pretty much something a girl would say.
I bet society teach you not to be a loser ant to sink down the productivity in the stack.
averagemale: hahaha yep =)
AverageSquirrel, how would you know what girls say. It's not like you ever talk to them.
Oh, I get it. You're IMAGINING what a girl might say if you weren't such an ugly, disagreeable bag of shit.
It's like you've got anti-charisma. People get ill if they spend too much time in your vicinity.
I'm talking to one now, ain't I?
Hank is all man baby.
Meh.
Could you be any LESS funny, I wonder?
You know this personally?
AverageGay. Always on the look out for gay men.
Hank absolutly have the personality of an women . Haha this is so funny.
Arguing online is like competing in the special olympics. No matter who wins, you're all still retarded.
"Arguing online is like competing in the special olympics. No matter who wins, you're all still retarded."
Such a classic line, it will go down in history. Reserved for use by the most discerning of gentlemen. Witty & entirely original, Stephen Fry better step aside.
Let me try my hand at this word play...
...SHUT THE FUCK UP!
FUCK UP THE SHUT!
THE UP FUCK SHUT!
DIE!
UP THE SHUT FUCK!
SexualPsoriasis, fuck off!
FUCK THE UP SHUT!
i hate him so much
now hank ignore us like an girl. Hakuna matata
thats it im starting a new list
MrFugsmucker, I'm sorry I'm not gay. Perhaps dik can hook you up with the anal stench you need aromating from your cock.
What the fuck are you going on about? I didn't say you were gay, I simply said "fuck off". After reading through your posts it seems that you're the one who has an obsession with calling people fags.
Once again, fuck off!
can you try at least?
that was for sexguy not you fugs
What is it with these idiots that sign up and immediately start calling everyone else gay, and saying they should die?
Must think we're all going to be in awe of them.
Retards.
No, you are gay for talking to me for no reason. It's almost like you want a relationship with me. I wasnt talking to you yet you had to throw my name around, like the fag you are. Kill yourself!
LOL the last thing I want is you to be "in awe" with me bitch. Go commit suicide so I can laugh at your mothers pain at the funeral you fucking cuntfart.
You're gay, you're gay, kill yourself, die, you're a fag.
Is that the best you can do, knob end? At least try something different.
Come back bicho, all is forgiven.
something different? lol
I'm not trying to be funny just pointing out the obvious. Youre gay as fuck! I didnt start with you. You started with me, so kindly go die. Next time learn how to keep your vaginal vomit in your pink mouth you pussy. "mommy, hes calling me gay, and he wont say anything else" you are ridiculous.
oh you fuckin asshole
i just thought up a whole new way to hate
Keep thinking, dik, I think there's going to be a whole new lot of hating to be done.
is this noob week or something because i did not get a memo?
I was going to suggest letting Stan handle this one, but you've got to watch the fat in his diet.
It's Cunts Fortnight.
Things were busy while I slept.
Cheeky, you just gotta have a play with SexualPsoriasis. Be careful though, he'll say your gay and ask you to die.
Butt hurt?
butt hurt much^?
Obviously you aren't too familiar with who my avatar is. On the other hand you are nothing like Hunter S. Thompson. Have you ever read any books by Hunter S. Thompson? Have ever read ANY book?
reply asshole
you think id actually get defensive...come on...you dont sound like a member to me
Got me.
haha.. member
What have you got AverageTool? It better be better than book reports!
Being literate is a good thing if you also have a decent personality. Unfortunately for AverageFag he fails at this second test.
I only react to what happens to me. As they say: Live and let live. If not, kill the motherfucker first.
Go fuck yourself with a spoonful of lava.
fuck, speaking of members, i've been a way for a while, but there seems to be some idiots here know, 3 months inside for fighting
yeah man, where have you been? everybody has been talking about you!
Fear and Loathing was a decent book but Johnny Depp is still a fag duche
i hate you
my job is to make every faggot on the face of the planet hate me. So it looks like I am getting closer.
ya you wont last long with that attitude cocksucker...post your tits ladyboy
now you are asking a male to show tits. Your parents must of enrolled in a "lets have the gayest kid on Earth" contest and won. Kill yourself!
make with the tits
stop hitting on me you gay rapist
Guess we better be nice so we can see some tits.
hows that workin out cocksucker??
I don't know, I figured i'd try out your strategy here.
follow someone else fanboy
You guys make a cute couple.
Go fuck yourself with a lump of cold poison.
Well, it IS sort of silly to have an avatar of a writer whose books you've never read. Hank? Dik?
I've read Bukowski, you cunt.
Nothing will deter from the fact that you are a fucking asshole.
Oh? Which?
You wanna play English teacher and student so you can feel me up? Go fuck yourself with an anthology, you fucking turd eating troll.
^^lol^^
Of course, you know Hank is an English teacher. In Japan. Where it's customary for teachers to take a real hands-on approach with their students.
That's a sick little fantasy you have there. You must dream about 'your Japan'.
But it's true! I saw it in a video on MS!
You really are retarded, aren't you?
Youch, you're "taking care" of me reeeaaal good.
Admittedly, you're not much of a challenge.
Yup. Which explains why those other two candy-ass clowns Dik and Irish constantly chime in to back you up.
I'm not a candy-ass, Dik is though. I just know where the smart money is. Hank is a tried and true battle tested Mucho flamer. You are just a noob bitch.
You got pretty low standards.
And you are below them.
Zing!
Not much of a flame there. Irish?
zong
Oh, he's got all the flame. Don't stand to close you might get buuuuuurned.
whammy
*dreams about the Japan Hank mentioned all the time*
Bukowski would've liked that answer.
Go fuck yourself, Betty.
Hi.
Hey, how you guys doing? Washers anyone?
I thought all asians were gay at birth.
can you come back tomorrow ?i just dont have time.
...siting beside an blowfish?
You are a hermit living in the woods, wearing wigs and women's dresses, having sex with dead animals.
prove it! =)
No, you disprove it!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what has it all cum down to... a bunch of human beings.. tryin to make something out of nothing.
Is this kid going to laugh at this when he gets older?
No, This is how emo's are made.