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You Might be a Redneck If...

You enjoy 4 cans of copenhagen at once. And also like smearing it on your armpits.

You Might be a Redneck If...

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Comments to You Might be a Redneck If...

  • DickNixonJr
    DickNixonJr 2008-05-09T04:12:33Z says:

    LSD?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-05-09T04:20:29Z says:

      Irish.

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2008-05-09T04:22:47Z says:

      same thing?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-05-09T04:27:08Z says:

      Close. Except Irish doesn't get to ride in the yellow go-kart. He has to ride his bike.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-05-09T04:27:46Z says:

      Apathy

    • PUSSYHANDS
      PUSSYHANDS 2008-05-09T04:28:17Z says:

      When did this go down? I always thought Irish was in your boyband.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-05-09T04:28:38Z says:

      My hat isn't in that good of shape.

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2008-05-09T04:50:41Z says:

      He was till he peed in the bunk bed while smerf was sleeping below

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2008-05-09T04:51:36Z says:

      broken water pipe!

    • Apathy
      Apathy 2008-05-09T05:08:50Z says:

      Tonight smerf is the cocksucker.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-05-09T07:01:14Z says:

      My, how the tables have turned!

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-05-09T12:55:02Z says:

      Speaking of LSD, we're building a McDonalds at the Wal Mart in Cranberry and I haven't seen him yet. And no-one has tried making any attempt to touch my foot from the other bathroom stale either. I think he's on vacation.

    • dik
      dik 2008-05-09T14:30:08Z says:

      i think he gave up..hopefully he won't come back...some of you people were very mean to him you know

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-05-09T17:28:16Z says:

      I tried to make him feel welcome.

    • dik
      dik 2008-05-09T17:35:09Z says:

      i know you did....i know you did..

    • dik
      dik 2008-05-09T17:35:36Z says:

      i tried to kinda take him under hank's wing

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-05-09T17:42:09Z says:

      Some people just aren't worth helping. It's a shame really.

    • dik
      dik 2008-05-09T17:51:34Z says:

      i miss that cocksucker

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-05-09T21:16:07Z says:

      Yeah, but your aim is getting better though dik.

    • petpillow
      petpillow 2008-05-09T23:43:21Z says:

      yes i think dik is the next smerf or me :)

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-05-09T23:50:20Z says:

      Who the fuck gave you the right to talk about, or even mention dik? Shut the fuck up you pile of shit, wetpillow.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-05-09T23:59:44Z says:

      Did you like that dik? I covered your back there.

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2008-05-10T02:03:04Z says:

      He wont return the favor.
      Unless you offer him some beer

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-05-10T02:09:23Z says:

      Tool, can you tell those fuckers to fix the fucking turnpike exit there for chrissakes? Also, they pimp me for $3 every time I enter that fucking state.

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-05-11T01:17:29Z says:

      I'll put in a word for you Mr. Fugs

  • Wario7793
    Wario7793 2008-05-09T04:33:36Z says:

    His gravestone will say, "He choked on a chewball."

    • SummerTlMEbrews
      SummerTlMEbrews 2008-05-09T08:17:41Z says:

      here's a more dignified one "He died a REDNECK"

    • Best-comment-winner-is...
      Best-comment-winner-is... 2008-05-09T18:00:39Z says:

      maybe he is raising earth worms to go fishing with....hell at least he wiped the shit hanging by a hair off

    • GwiLo
      GwiLo 2008-05-10T02:29:52Z says:

      Wow since youve become a regular on mucho your posts keep getting better and better. If I made the same post as Wario Id get replies saying how lame I am and to fuck my mother. Strange world we live in. Oh yeah, fuck who posts below me.

    • sir_puffalottabud
      sir_puffalottabud 2008-05-10T02:46:08Z says:

      ^your lame go fuck your mother^
      fuck you whiner

    • GwiLo
      GwiLo 2008-05-10T05:26:53Z says:

      Thats not my lame it must be yours. Fuck off.

    • SummerTlMEbrews
      SummerTlMEbrews 2008-05-10T15:47:03Z says:

      stop fucking yourself^ dude, you said it yourself

    • GwiLo
      GwiLo 2008-05-10T18:16:40Z says:

      I posted below puffalot. Its you two hermaphrodites who posted below me. Fucking thread nazi.

  • Asphalt
    Asphalt 2008-05-09T04:53:46Z says:

    Nothin quite like the taste of tar and peat moss... blood too, if youre one of those rocket scientists that slice their gums before they dip

    • Dracul
      Dracul 2008-05-09T04:58:42Z says:

      Chew contain tiny shards of glass to open up your pores, so you don't really have a choice to be honest.

    • bertshomeboy
      bertshomeboy 2008-05-09T05:59:42Z says:

      fucking retard kodiak menthol has it.

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2008-05-09T20:43:22Z says:

      People cut their gums? Never heard of that before.

  • bubbaslim
    bubbaslim 2008-05-09T05:15:31Z says:

    this dude is in flavor country

    • HughJanus69
      HughJanus69 2008-05-09T19:51:16Z says:

      This dude is in cancer country.

  • espada9
    espada9 2008-05-09T05:35:44Z says:

    He deserves death.

  • bertshomeboy
    bertshomeboy 2008-05-09T06:00:15Z says:

    also, did anyone see the fucking monster hiding under that dudes fucking amrpit.

    • BigDumbHippy
      BigDumbHippy 2008-05-09T08:36:33Z says:

      did u see the subtitle?

    • HughJanus69
      HughJanus69 2008-05-09T19:52:16Z says:

      I don't think he understands the concept of "subtitles."

  • cuntscab
    cuntscab 2008-05-09T07:52:07Z says:

    This guy creeps me the fuck out~

    • SummerTlMEbrews
      SummerTlMEbrews 2008-05-09T08:18:31Z says:

      coming from you and your avatar that's says a lot

    • cuntscab
      cuntscab 2008-05-09T14:20:43Z says:

      :(

    • SummerTlMEbrews
      SummerTlMEbrews 2008-05-10T15:50:10Z says:

      sorry that was harsh melons, like the avatar of yours, we know now your not a cokehead from the looks of things, thanks

  • toolman961
    toolman961 2008-05-09T12:57:48Z says:

    I knew this idiot in Fl. that used to put a dip in before he went to bed. He was from Colorado.

    • HughJanus69
      HughJanus69 2008-05-09T19:53:14Z says:

      Wow he's a fucking genius. Now he can get mouth, throat, AND stomach cancer from swallowing all that shit.

  • dirtykazakh
    dirtykazakh 2008-05-09T13:41:26Z says:

    i don't think he is a smart man

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-05-09T21:16:58Z says:

      You can see it in his eyes, can't ya.

  • K-Billy
    K-Billy 2008-05-09T21:26:26Z says:

    he must have one hell of a buzz

  • petpillow
    petpillow 2008-05-09T23:42:45Z says:

    it's mud god damn redneck can only affored mud

  • -Morph-
    -Morph- 2008-05-10T06:57:08Z says:

    he looks kinda like that guy who plays hellboy.

  • SNIKT
    SNIKT 2008-05-10T08:35:01Z says:

    The next day the doctors told him about the lip cancer he'd developed. But don't worry, Michael Jackson made wearing surgical masks trendy, so he can cover it up when they have to cut his lips off.

  • Stallionaire
    Stallionaire 2008-05-10T14:14:45Z says:

    Comon Black People, this is your chance...

  • caniseeyourinsides
    caniseeyourinsides 2008-05-10T21:43:36Z says:

    id fuck the holy shit outta him.

    ohh yes.

  • FatPat
    FatPat 2008-05-11T03:18:51Z says:

    Filthy fucker!

HughJanus69
posted May 09, 2008