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team puke +1
Team Expensive Version of Waterboarding +1
Tomorrow being a day he'll never forget+2
Today being a day he'll never remember. +3
ugh god, I hate midori.
What ever you do like, I have lots at my place.
pretty sure she likes giving birth to bastards??
thats probably cause your underaged ass is drinking it straight.. its a mixer..
uhhh... I'm far from underage, and I'm pretty sure I have more drinking experience than you. Thanks anyway. Oh, and the bastard child joke is getting a little tired. You might want to step it up a notch... try something that's actually true maybe.
who care's what they say..ignore them
watch elchris will probably say something soon..it'll be real stupid for sure so just don't read it..it drives people like that insane
Uh, yeeaahhh, "truth" isn't really relevant here. This is the intrawebs, Snapper, havn't you figured that out yet?
heheh, seems like the one upset here is you pops
Dik is so kind.
He is. I know deep down you are too Hank :)
I am too.
Hank mis-spelled perverted
i fancy you a hipnotiq lady ;)
umm no, I'm not a hynotiq lady. I'm not black. I'm a beer girl and occasionally a whiskey sour or gray goose and cranberry.
racist
My semen tastes like beer...
;)
Seriously, cum get drunk..
... although you can die twice
only twice?
three times if youre lucky
One of my professors has been dead twice already. He's one of the lucky few!
Once was enough for me.
He is dead they were just out of formaldehyde
Mako, you can't say stuff like that and then not tell the story.
wine included? what a shitty mix
mmmmmmm, all this needs is a shot of some skol vodka and it would be perfect.
absynth ftw
151/Wild Turkey/Dry Gin/Ouzo/Aftershock = Win
and by win, I mean cataclysmic loss
Omfg, aftershock is the grossest shit i have ever drank. Cinnamon hell ftl.
Everclear, Cuervo Gold, bottom shelf vodka and gin, and finally a little bit of something that's sickeningly sweet while still tasting foul (Aftershock sounds appropriate, but I'm willing to take suggestions)
A few shots of Thunder & Lightning would be less wasteful...that's a shot with half Rumple Minze and half 151.
Anything ending in pucker = sickeningly sweet while still tasting foul
pussy
I could of used that about a month ago.
An inebriated male?
Yeah, what else would you think?
Wait, what's the bottle of whiskey they're pouring in?
I think it's Dewar's.
Death
also support you rs by not drinkining like a fucking 9 year old
hope he chased it all with a beer
See, I don't understand why people get this drunk. Being drunk is fun for about thirty minutes before you start feeling like complete shit.
I would much rather get high.
MY TYPE OF PARTY, lol...
Sketch for art classI appalled my female art instructor---she couldn't believe a girl would draw ...
turtleyummy
SELF PORTRAIT TATTOOmane what a fuckn lame-ass
Zippo CarSince you ass wipes were talking about Zippos, I felt like submitting this.
mom of the year awardcheck out what's in the mirror
Front loaderA dingo ate my baby
Fat Fuck FuckingA Little Something For The Chubby Chasers.........
Bad CrashMust have been a woman.... or asian! or any other stereotypical ethnicity i m...
More Ass Than Tits...... yeah.
Surprise!Should have locked the door.
Squid DickI am absolutely confounded by this.
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice BeetlejuiceNope, that didn't work....
Hey! They've ALL Got One!!And one of ums gonna git it!!!
Floral VaseGreat for parties!
cutting up dead hookersthis fucking rocks
Fappable?if youre Theck4.
Comments to You only live once
team puke +1
Team Expensive Version of Waterboarding +1
Tomorrow being a day he'll never forget+2
Today being a day he'll never remember. +3
ugh god, I hate midori.
What ever you do like, I have lots at my place.
pretty sure she likes giving birth to bastards??
thats probably cause your underaged ass is drinking it straight.. its a mixer..
uhhh... I'm far from underage, and I'm pretty sure I have more drinking experience than you. Thanks anyway.
Oh, and the bastard child joke is getting a little tired. You might want to step it up a notch... try something that's actually true maybe.
who care's what they say..ignore them
watch elchris will probably say something soon..it'll be real stupid for sure so just don't read it..it drives people like that insane
Uh, yeeaahhh, "truth" isn't really relevant here. This is the intrawebs, Snapper, havn't you figured that out yet?
heheh, seems like the one upset here is you pops
Dik is so kind.
He is. I know deep down you are too Hank :)
I am too.
Hank mis-spelled perverted
i fancy you a hipnotiq lady ;)
umm no, I'm not a hynotiq lady. I'm not black. I'm a beer girl and occasionally a whiskey sour or gray goose and cranberry.
racist
My semen tastes like beer...
;)
Seriously, cum get drunk..
... although you can die twice
only twice?
three times if youre lucky
One of my professors has been dead twice already. He's one of the lucky few!
Once was enough for me.
He is dead they were just out of formaldehyde
Mako, you can't say stuff like that and then not tell the story.
wine included? what a shitty mix
mmmmmmm, all this needs is a shot of some skol vodka and it would be perfect.
absynth ftw
151/Wild Turkey/Dry Gin/Ouzo/Aftershock = Win
and by win, I mean cataclysmic loss
Omfg, aftershock is the grossest shit i have ever drank. Cinnamon hell ftl.
Everclear, Cuervo Gold, bottom shelf vodka and gin, and finally a little bit of something that's sickeningly sweet while still tasting foul (Aftershock sounds appropriate, but I'm willing to take suggestions)
A few shots of Thunder & Lightning would be less wasteful...that's a shot with half Rumple Minze and half 151.
Anything ending in pucker = sickeningly sweet while still tasting foul
pussy
I could of used that about a month ago.
An inebriated male?
Yeah, what else would you think?
Wait, what's the bottle of whiskey they're pouring in?
I think it's Dewar's.
Death
also support you rs by not drinkining like a fucking 9 year old
hope he chased it all with a beer
See, I don't understand why people get this drunk. Being drunk is fun for about thirty minutes before you start feeling like complete shit.
I would much rather get high.
MY TYPE OF PARTY, lol...