You only live once

Comments to You only live once

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  mamer 2008-10-15T04:08:49Z says:

  team puke +1

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    short 2008-10-15T05:09:01Z says:

    Team Expensive Version of Waterboarding +1
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    Rolandofgilead 2008-10-15T05:15:06Z says:

    Tomorrow being a day he'll never forget+2
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    para-bellum 2008-10-16T01:55:40Z says:

    Today being a day he'll never remember. +3
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  OhSnap 2008-10-15T04:21:53Z says:

  ugh god, I hate midori.

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    Nixon'sGhost 2008-10-15T05:03:31Z says:

    What ever you do like, I have lots at my place.
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    RalphMachio 2008-10-15T05:50:10Z says:

    pretty sure she likes giving birth to bastards??
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    JerkStore 2008-10-15T07:12:18Z says:

    thats probably cause your underaged ass is drinking it straight.. its a mixer..
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    OhSnap 2008-10-15T17:15:50Z says:

    uhhh... I'm far from underage, and I'm pretty sure I have more drinking experience than you. Thanks anyway.
    
    Oh, and the bastard child joke is getting a little tired. You might want to step it up a notch... try something that's actually true maybe.
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    dik 2008-10-15T17:31:34Z says:

    who care's what they say..ignore them
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    dik 2008-10-15T17:32:36Z says:

    watch elchris will probably say something soon..it'll be real stupid for sure so just don't read it..it drives people like that insane
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    HankChinaski 2008-10-15T17:33:10Z says:

    Uh, yeeaahhh, "truth" isn't really relevant here. This is the intrawebs, Snapper, havn't you figured that out yet?
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    elchris 2008-10-15T17:49:28Z says:

    heheh, seems like the one upset here is you pops
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    HankChinaski 2008-10-15T17:53:17Z says:

    Dik is so kind.
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    OhSnap 2008-10-15T19:32:39Z says:

    He is. I know deep down you are too Hank :)
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    1rish1 2008-10-15T20:25:37Z says:

    I am too.
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    cheekycov 2008-10-15T20:33:56Z says:

    Hank mis-spelled perverted
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    postalvag 2008-10-16T00:10:59Z says:

    i fancy you a hipnotiq lady ;)
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    OhSnap 2008-10-16T01:29:27Z says:

    umm no, I'm not a hynotiq lady. I'm not black. I'm a beer girl and occasionally a whiskey sour or gray goose and cranberry.
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    postalvag 2008-10-16T02:02:53Z says:

    racist
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    keefbox 2008-10-16T04:05:22Z says:

    My semen tastes like beer...

    ;)
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    keefbox 2008-10-16T23:19:08Z says:

    Seriously, cum get drunk..
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  Asphalt 2008-10-15T04:25:22Z says:

  ... although you can die twice

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    Wook-Face 2008-10-15T05:31:10Z says:

    only twice?
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    Asphalt 2008-10-15T05:34:23Z says:

    three times if youre lucky
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    smerf 2008-10-15T06:19:27Z says:

    One of my professors has been dead twice already. He's one of the lucky few!
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    Mako 2008-10-15T08:05:03Z says:

    Once was enough for me.
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    thebeeches 2008-10-15T08:33:47Z says:

    He is dead they were just out of formaldehyde
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    Rolandofgilead 2008-10-16T06:18:22Z says:

    Mako, you can't say stuff like that and then not tell the story.
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  Schlitzie 2008-10-15T04:27:14Z says:

  wine included? what a shitty mix
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  endo 2008-10-15T04:35:26Z says:

  mmmmmmm, all this needs is a shot of some skol vodka and it would be perfect.

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    mamer 2008-10-15T04:53:22Z says:

    absynth ftw
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    Asphalt 2008-10-15T04:59:06Z says:

    151/Wild Turkey/Dry Gin/Ouzo/Aftershock = Win
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    Asphalt 2008-10-15T05:00:20Z says:

    and by win, I mean cataclysmic loss
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    endo 2008-10-15T05:05:48Z says:

    Omfg, aftershock is the grossest shit i have ever drank. Cinnamon hell ftl.
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    smerf 2008-10-15T06:21:04Z says:

    Everclear, Cuervo Gold, bottom shelf vodka and gin, and finally a little bit of something that's sickeningly sweet while still tasting foul (Aftershock sounds appropriate, but I'm willing to take suggestions)
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    Mako 2008-10-15T08:06:32Z says:

    A few shots of Thunder & Lightning would be less wasteful...that's a shot with half Rumple Minze and half 151.
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    MsRavyn 2008-10-15T18:29:38Z says:

    Anything ending in pucker = sickeningly sweet while still tasting foul
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  Frankinwang 2008-10-15T04:43:18Z says:

  pussy
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  toolman961 2008-10-15T05:13:12Z says:

  I could of used that about a month ago.

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    ramass 2008-10-15T05:18:19Z says:

    An inebriated male?
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    toolman961 2008-10-15T05:32:55Z says:

    Yeah, what else would you think?
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  smerf 2008-10-15T06:21:48Z says:

  Wait, what's the bottle of whiskey they're pouring in?

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    Mako 2008-10-15T08:07:17Z says:

    I think it's Dewar's.
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  -Morph- 2008-10-15T07:40:46Z says:

  Death
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  borracho5000 2008-10-15T09:46:24Z says:

  also support you rs by not drinkining like a fucking 9 year old
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  Best-comment-winner-is... 2008-10-15T16:01:10Z says:

  hope he chased it all with a beer
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  Emper0rr 2008-10-16T02:45:31Z says:

  See, I don't understand why people get this drunk. Being drunk is fun for about thirty minutes before you start feeling like complete shit.

  I would much rather get high.
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  CBsSweety08 2008-10-16T02:52:36Z says:

  MY TYPE OF PARTY, lol...