Haha.. I got the Esteban guitar and instructional dvds... My stepdad gave that shit to my brother, and then my brother got a real guitar, now I got the Esteban. It has a plastic nut. And fake plastic pearl inlay... pretty sure the whole thing is plastic actually. and he's a complete cock-bag in the dvds.. I watched like 2 mins of the first disc of like 9.
Yeah.. exactly.. He started off just being like... This is what a tuned guitar sounds like... just keep rewinding on this dvd until yours sounds like mine.... I was like, fuck this......
I've done it once but not while trying to play spelling police and then I fessed up to it instead of trying to make a dumbassed excuse for it after the fact.
lol how do you make an excuse for not hitting the reply button its no big deal babydick. jesus 1rish1s day of being rejected boils up to him flaming because i missed a button. well done.
LOL @ possum. I don't see whats the big deal about missing a reply button. It's just a comme.. Aw crap ... I just mikebeezed all over my keyboard ... Anyone got a Beez-Remover? "Bang! and the beez is gone".
I got to see Cinimatic Titanic live in Austin which is the new show from MST3k peeps. It had the original Tom Servo dude, and Trace was there who was Crow. Tv's frank was there, and so was Pearl. Joel did an invention exchange on stage which consisted of him taking that speaker and chip set from one of those birthday cards you open up and plays music and put it in his pants. He was like "Hey, now i have a party in my pants!" As he unzipped them and then zipped them back up. It was FUCKING gold.
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I used to get stoed and watch MST 3000 all the time. This show is awesome.
"Pants! They cover up your butt!"
...why arent they re-running this show on any of my 743 Direct TV channels?...conspiracy, i think
This show, and any nature show with David Attenborough were the staples of the stoned mans down time.
I used to watch infomercials all the time too.
sometimes i get sucked into infomercials like a tractor beam
stoed? or soer?
The "spinner" got me the other day.
They catch you, and never let go.
that magic bullet one gets me..and those 3 hour music ones
bowzer? jesus hell!!
Cooking shows do it too.. I'd always get transfixed by Yan Can Cook on PBS thinking about how tasty those bean sprouts or whatever would be..
there's ones with the fairies from air supply
funny cooking shows do it to me too..and they make me hungry as hell
Esteban is hands down the coolest infomercial guy ever.
nice dentures
Haha.. I got the Esteban guitar and instructional dvds... My stepdad gave that shit to my brother, and then my brother got a real guitar, now I got the Esteban. It has a plastic nut. And fake plastic pearl inlay... pretty sure the whole thing is plastic actually. and he's a complete cock-bag in the dvds.. I watched like 2 mins of the first disc of like 9.
Did you learn House Of The Rising Sun in just a few minutes?
esteban hahaha shit
oh fuck jerks you do NOT have the Estaban guitar...
are you serious?
...
wait you actually bought an esteban guitar?
hahaha dude
do you have the ronco super oven too? you dipshit
What about the Pocket Fisherman?
Fishin Magician
Yeah.. exactly.. He started off just being like... This is what a tuned guitar sounds like... just keep rewinding on this dvd until yours sounds like mine.... I was like, fuck this......
^infomercially pwned!
I did buy the best of Will Ferrell dvd.. came free with Farley and Sandlar.. Only thing I've ordered from an infomercial..
^ haha thats the only thing I remember ordering too. Must of been 5 years ago or something.
Fuck penis enlarging infomercials.
"Did it work?" "Well, lets just say it got bigger *giggle*"
"And you're not embarrassed to admit that?"
Did it come with a free T shirt too?
are you "stoed" right now lol
Can you find the reply button, you stupid noob?
kinda tired tonight. fag.
I'm sorry, was your boyfriend too rough with you tonight?
i'll be right back - i've been holding in a beez for over an hour now...
I don't know which makes you more of a dumbfuck the fact that you can't use the reply button or the fact that you think you are the spelling police.
i was trying to flirt with you rish. stop throwing me mixed signals
No chance on trying to save face on this one. beez. This is an absolute fail.
You can fuck off now.
lol huh? youve never missed the reply button?
haha the fucking spelling police
I've done it once but not while trying to play spelling police and then I fessed up to it instead of trying to make a dumbassed excuse for it after the fact.
lol how do you make an excuse for not hitting the reply button its no big deal babydick. jesus 1rish1s day of being rejected boils up to him flaming because i missed a button. well done.
hi, i'm back!
is it okay if i described my beez?
(hint: it was epic)
"kinda tired tonight. fag." There's your excuse and I like how you keep trying to skirt the spelling police part of the flame,
beez, I'm tired of pwning you everytime you show up. Just give it up.
well for once i was kind of laughing agreeing with your post "stoed" was funny.
dont you want to hear about my beez?...:(
go for it was it like a pop can possum?
naw, it wuz like seaweed...still have some of trailing out me pooper
*it
^misspelled "you"
did you get into someone else's garbage again possum?
(as opposed to your own--i never know wtf i'm saying)
LOL @ possum. I don't see whats the big deal about missing a reply button. It's just a comme.. Aw crap ... I just mikebeezed all over my keyboard ... Anyone got a Beez-Remover? "Bang! and the beez is gone".
This show was a great escape from high school.
Anything's a great escape from high school.
TUSK!!
wait - shadow...are you trying to get me started on that lp again?....
yeeeooowww
im traveling to st. maarten in a couple of hours... fuck you saps that have a job
You mean to fuck "THOSE" saps that have a job.
God, I've seen this whole episode. This movie is such utter shit, seriously one of the worst I've ever seen on MST
That's the whole point of the show. Worst movies ever and they made fun of them.
I have to disagree. "Manos, the Hands of Fate" takes the prize. -I'll post some of that later.
These were on for saturday mornings for me when they went to scifi. wonderful. Soultaker was so fucking funny.
I got to see Cinimatic Titanic live in Austin which is the new show from MST3k peeps. It had the original Tom Servo dude, and Trace was there who was Crow. Tv's frank was there, and so was Pearl. Joel did an invention exchange on stage which consisted of him taking that speaker and chip set from one of those birthday cards you open up and plays music and put it in his pants. He was like "Hey, now i have a party in my pants!" As he unzipped them and then zipped them back up. It was FUCKING gold.