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You Will Never Be This Cool

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You Will Never Be This Cool

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  • 1rish1
    1rish1 2009-04-03T04:06:16Z says:

    I used to get stoed and watch MST 3000 all the time. This show is awesome.

    • possum
      possum 2009-04-03T04:13:28Z says:

      "Pants! They cover up your butt!"
      ...why arent they re-running this show on any of my 743 Direct TV channels?...conspiracy, i think

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2009-04-03T04:58:38Z says:

      This show, and any nature show with David Attenborough were the staples of the stoned mans down time.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-04-03T05:01:18Z says:

      I used to watch infomercials all the time too.

    • dik
      dik 2009-04-03T05:04:42Z says:

      sometimes i get sucked into infomercials like a tractor beam

    • possum
      possum 2009-04-03T05:05:26Z says:

      stoed? or soer?

    • Alec13
      Alec13 2009-04-03T05:10:39Z says:

      The "spinner" got me the other day.
      They catch you, and never let go.

    • dik
      dik 2009-04-03T05:27:05Z says:

      that magic bullet one gets me..and those 3 hour music ones

    • dik
      dik 2009-04-03T05:27:34Z says:

      bowzer? jesus hell!!

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2009-04-03T05:28:15Z says:

      Cooking shows do it too.. I'd always get transfixed by Yan Can Cook on PBS thinking about how tasty those bean sprouts or whatever would be..

    • dik
      dik 2009-04-03T05:28:19Z says:

      there's ones with the fairies from air supply

    • dik
      dik 2009-04-03T05:30:23Z says:

      funny cooking shows do it to me too..and they make me hungry as hell

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2009-04-03T05:30:44Z says:

      Esteban is hands down the coolest infomercial guy ever.

    • possum
      possum 2009-04-03T05:30:53Z says:

      nice dentures

    • JerkStore
      JerkStore 2009-04-03T05:38:25Z says:

      Haha.. I got the Esteban guitar and instructional dvds... My stepdad gave that shit to my brother, and then my brother got a real guitar, now I got the Esteban. It has a plastic nut. And fake plastic pearl inlay... pretty sure the whole thing is plastic actually. and he's a complete cock-bag in the dvds.. I watched like 2 mins of the first disc of like 9.

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2009-04-03T05:41:11Z says:

      Did you learn House Of The Rising Sun in just a few minutes?

    • dik
      dik 2009-04-03T05:42:06Z says:

      esteban hahaha shit

    • possum
      possum 2009-04-03T05:42:12Z says:

      oh fuck jerks you do NOT have the Estaban guitar...
      are you serious?
      ...

    • dik
      dik 2009-04-03T05:42:57Z says:

      wait you actually bought an esteban guitar?

    • dik
      dik 2009-04-03T05:43:22Z says:

      hahaha dude

    • dik
      dik 2009-04-03T05:44:40Z says:

      do you have the ronco super oven too? you dipshit

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2009-04-03T05:47:51Z says:

      What about the Pocket Fisherman?

    • possum
      possum 2009-04-03T05:47:52Z says:

      Fishin Magician

    • JerkStore
      JerkStore 2009-04-03T05:48:53Z says:

      Yeah.. exactly.. He started off just being like... This is what a tuned guitar sounds like... just keep rewinding on this dvd until yours sounds like mine.... I was like, fuck this......

    • possum
      possum 2009-04-03T05:52:53Z says:

      ^infomercially pwned!

    • JerkStore
      JerkStore 2009-04-03T05:56:58Z says:

      I did buy the best of Will Ferrell dvd.. came free with Farley and Sandlar.. Only thing I've ordered from an infomercial..

    • Alec13
      Alec13 2009-04-03T15:20:39Z says:

      ^ haha thats the only thing I remember ordering too. Must of been 5 years ago or something.

    • Alec13
      Alec13 2009-04-03T15:24:42Z says:

      Fuck penis enlarging infomercials.
      "Did it work?" "Well, lets just say it got bigger *giggle*"

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-04-03T15:28:16Z says:

      "And you're not embarrassed to admit that?"

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2009-04-03T20:04:41Z says:

      Did it come with a free T shirt too?

  • mikebeez
    mikebeez 2009-04-03T04:13:20Z says:

    are you "stoed" right now lol

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-04-03T04:14:30Z says:

      Can you find the reply button, you stupid noob?

    • mikebeez
      mikebeez 2009-04-03T04:15:38Z says:

      kinda tired tonight. fag.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-04-03T04:16:59Z says:

      I'm sorry, was your boyfriend too rough with you tonight?

    • possum
      possum 2009-04-03T04:17:34Z says:

      i'll be right back - i've been holding in a beez for over an hour now...

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-04-03T04:17:58Z says:

      I don't know which makes you more of a dumbfuck the fact that you can't use the reply button or the fact that you think you are the spelling police.

    • mikebeez
      mikebeez 2009-04-03T04:20:12Z says:

      i was trying to flirt with you rish. stop throwing me mixed signals

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-04-03T04:22:30Z says:

      No chance on trying to save face on this one. beez. This is an absolute fail.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-04-03T04:23:09Z says:

      You can fuck off now.

    • mikebeez
      mikebeez 2009-04-03T04:24:09Z says:

      lol huh? youve never missed the reply button?

    • SwissFandango
      SwissFandango 2009-04-03T04:25:01Z says:

      haha the fucking spelling police

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-04-03T04:27:10Z says:

      I've done it once but not while trying to play spelling police and then I fessed up to it instead of trying to make a dumbassed excuse for it after the fact.

    • mikebeez
      mikebeez 2009-04-03T04:29:33Z says:

      lol how do you make an excuse for not hitting the reply button its no big deal babydick. jesus 1rish1s day of being rejected boils up to him flaming because i missed a button. well done.

    • possum
      possum 2009-04-03T04:31:23Z says:

      hi, i'm back!
      is it okay if i described my beez?
      (hint: it was epic)

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-04-03T04:32:35Z says:

      "kinda tired tonight. fag." There's your excuse and I like how you keep trying to skirt the spelling police part of the flame,

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-04-03T04:33:06Z says:

      beez, I'm tired of pwning you everytime you show up. Just give it up.

    • mikebeez
      mikebeez 2009-04-03T04:35:43Z says:

      well for once i was kind of laughing agreeing with your post "stoed" was funny.

    • possum
      possum 2009-04-03T04:36:45Z says:

      dont you want to hear about my beez?...:(

    • mikebeez
      mikebeez 2009-04-03T04:40:12Z says:

      go for it was it like a pop can possum?

    • possum
      possum 2009-04-03T05:07:14Z says:

      naw, it wuz like seaweed...still have some of trailing out me pooper

    • possum
      possum 2009-04-03T05:07:34Z says:

      *it

    • possum
      possum 2009-04-03T05:08:01Z says:

      ^misspelled "you"

    • xzekiel
      xzekiel 2009-04-03T05:48:16Z says:

      did you get into someone else's garbage again possum?

    • xzekiel
      xzekiel 2009-04-03T05:50:14Z says:

      (as opposed to your own--i never know wtf i'm saying)

    • Camycazi
      Camycazi 2009-04-03T15:59:09Z says:

      LOL @ possum. I don't see whats the big deal about missing a reply button. It's just a comme.. Aw crap ... I just mikebeezed all over my keyboard ... Anyone got a Beez-Remover? "Bang! and the beez is gone".

  • Nixon'sGhost
    Nixon'sGhost 2009-04-03T04:31:16Z says:

    This show was a great escape from high school.

    • ShadowMoses
      ShadowMoses 2009-04-03T05:04:25Z says:

      Anything's a great escape from high school.

  • ShadowMoses
    ShadowMoses 2009-04-03T05:03:53Z says:

    TUSK!!

    • possum
      possum 2009-04-03T05:09:27Z says:

      wait - shadow...are you trying to get me started on that lp again?....
      yeeeooowww

  • elchris
    elchris 2009-04-03T08:18:12Z says:

    im traveling to st. maarten in a couple of hours... fuck you saps that have a job

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2009-04-03T11:58:56Z says:

      You mean to fuck "THOSE" saps that have a job.

  • beelzbub
    beelzbub 2009-04-03T10:22:31Z says:

    God, I've seen this whole episode. This movie is such utter shit, seriously one of the worst I've ever seen on MST

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2009-04-03T20:08:55Z says:

      That's the whole point of the show. Worst movies ever and they made fun of them.

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2009-04-03T22:02:43Z says:

      I have to disagree. "Manos, the Hands of Fate" takes the prize. -I'll post some of that later.

  • Soah
    Soah 2009-04-03T13:55:38Z says:

    These were on for saturday mornings for me when they went to scifi. wonderful. Soultaker was so fucking funny.

  • K-Billy
    K-Billy 2009-04-03T18:24:24Z says:

    I got to see Cinimatic Titanic live in Austin which is the new show from MST3k peeps. It had the original Tom Servo dude, and Trace was there who was Crow. Tv's frank was there, and so was Pearl. Joel did an invention exchange on stage which consisted of him taking that speaker and chip set from one of those birthday cards you open up and plays music and put it in his pants. He was like "Hey, now i have a party in my pants!" As he unzipped them and then zipped them back up. It was FUCKING gold.

ClaudeBallz
posted April 03, 2009

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