Young dik at the beer store
The floor is pulling him in like a tractor beam.
Young dik at the beer store
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Comments to Young dik at the beer store
/clap.. this is the definition of determination... to bad he failed in the end...
dont we all
what?
So, I can kill as many insects as I like, right? But if I smashed in this idiot's head, somehow that would be a crime?
i take it youre not old enough/not popular enough to have ever had a drink.
The system is way down. :/
I honestly can't recall ever being THAT fucked up.
Ever? C'mon Mako. I am a lil disappointed. :/
I've been that drunk...but I didn't go and try to buy more beer. I was usually looking for a place to puke.
on his ass...but would not let the beer go.
i was playing billiard in a state similar to that. it was pretty funny. tried to understand what everybody around was speaking and only could hear "blahblahblah". mushrooms are fun^^
I laughed out loud.
me too, several times.
great find, dog!
He "found" it on break.com...asshole
stop that right now!
no one except you cares about break.com,
you just make yourself seem even more retarded and unlikeable.
Hey Steven....I'm just messin with ya....It's easier to view shit on break.com here at work. Not all the porn adds and shit all over the screen but I've been a mucho fan for years....sorry, I'll let it go....
muchoing at work? try adblock.
and if you like the site thats just one more reason to not behave like an arrogant know-it-all-been-there-done-that douche...
just sayin'...
Jesus H Krist, you are the noob here, Beagle.
Shut...the...fuck...up...already...you...spammy...fucker.
Says the guy with 29105 comments ...
adblock huh?...cool...
And actually, I have been there and I have done that....thankyouverymuch
looking around, some of you fuckers need to get a life...get some friends, go outside, get a job, fuck some chicks, some of you assholes have hundreds of posts daily...fucking loserz....
just sayin...
off to drinking and having fun right now!
laters, noob!
and my recent posting spree was part of a bet that i gloriously won...
and nothing to be proud of...comment count whore...YEA !!! I said it....
mysterious bet, huh? no reason to be ashamed
fuck you mysterious, me and camy had a race to 3000, look up the threads of the past days, it's in there somewhere...
^comment count whore
who are you and why should your opinion matter to me?
I compensate for a small penis by trying to have as many comments as possible.
Im willing to bet he's a little more than just drunk
Neat trick.
Imagine the thoughts racing through his brain, ALMOST TO THE DOOR.... but it kept getting farther from him. NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
lol!
Did he ever get out of that fucking store? He was so damn close too. Pity.
I kept waiting for Marlin Perkins to land and throw a net over him.
No, no, no. Marlin is always under the shady tree drinking a mint julep while his assistant Jim wrestles the 20 foot python in the river.
i'm pretty sure he was fucked up by more than just alcohol.
he tried so hard not to spill that bowl...poor guy
HAHAHA thats funny.
dik is the greatest mime to come out of Canada in 40 years. Fact.
You should try miming some of your jokes.
haaaah
booze and special K!!! only thing i can think of for jello legs and heavier head gravity! lol
looks like salvia to me
and maybe pcp
Salvia? No way. :/
why not? i remember having similar problems with walking and standing upright while under salvia influence.
Salvia never fucked up my motor capabilities.
It was fully mental.
really? that's interesting 'cuz i used to experience strange gravitational pulls and dimensional leyline like rifts that made movement almost impossible.
maybe youre just a pussy
I had that if I was sitting down. I would slowly lean over to the side and be unable to get up til the high was over. But if I was standing, I was more than capable of sprinting if I so desired.
slam!
pcp
ever tried salvia dik?
no i'm a man
*coward
twobit was only told she was getting salvia, but was actually given something else
Wow.
Good job hotshot. :/
Salvia ftl. That shit sucks.
I've never tried it and from the vids I have seen with people on it, I don't care to.
good job for what? it was pretty obvious you hadnt had salvia
Dont waste your money on salvia. I bought 100x and it didnt do a single thing for me.
shark, there's people in chat waiting for you!
Meh, such is life.
Chat is for homos and pedos.
That guy is surely trippin...reminds me of my old acid binges....I tried salvia a few months ago. I ended up on the kitchen floor in the fetal position with my dog licking my face until I came back to my senses....Quick, intense trip but not for me anymore...I'll just stick to weed
youve obviously never done acid
The ministry of silly walks.
^win!
I would pay 20 dollars for the audio of this.
I'll chip in. Only 10 dollars though, I'm cheap.
That would be cool. The old guy hands him his keys and says, "Drive safe son."
I don't think that old man knew what was wrong with they guy, probably thought the guy was retarded and tried to help him out lol.
At least he tried, beer, must get more beer.
I don't get it. I saw dik walk in and then it just switched to a video of some beetle on it's back?
Special K walk