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  • Oranjeboom
    Oranjeboom 2007-04-03T04:11:21Z says:

    Oh God!
    Oh supernova you know I wanna, I really fuckin want to...
    ...but I wont!
    (This is my good deed for the day)

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-04-03T04:32:36Z says:

      Suck me sideways BOOM...

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2007-04-03T04:35:57Z says:

      Sure NOVA

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-04-03T11:45:46Z says:

      Ohhhhhhyyaaaahhh.......

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-04-03T20:00:07Z says:

      You guys are obviously gay lovers.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2007-04-04T01:17:01Z says:

      Why so jealous? Is it because we make fun of each other yet still get along? ...whereas with you, we (and everyone else) makes fun of you because youre an unwanted reject?

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2007-04-04T04:31:38Z says:

      my money is on orange,.. .since he loves the penis. and hank is a chinaman...

    • TheRuckus
      TheRuckus 2007-04-04T09:57:06Z says:

      hank will eat your puppies and babies if ya got em.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-04-04T10:18:32Z says:

      Do you want fried rice with your mongrelian beef? Our specials today are wei too yung, and kum ub sum yung gai lightly glazed with our special mandarin oranje based sauce.

  • Wario7793
    Wario7793 2007-04-03T04:12:46Z says:

    I've seen this conversation done in a commercial.

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-04-03T04:34:35Z says:

      I'm gonna blow the whistle, FAKE...this is an old joke that's been passed around a bit. I heard it many years ago.

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-04-03T05:17:58Z says:

      Fake, yes. But that commercial was funny as hell the first time I saw it.

  • Kittyrins
    Kittyrins 2007-04-03T04:33:08Z says:

    Old, but good.

  • K-Billy
    K-Billy 2007-04-03T04:37:14Z says:

    OOOOOLLLLLDDDDD!!!!

  • InsaneAss
    InsaneAss 2007-04-03T06:06:56Z says:

    http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthse.htm

  • HankChinaski
    HankChinaski 2007-04-03T09:43:06Z says:

    Have you heard the one about the gay whale? He likes to crack open subs and suck out all the seamen.

  • nazfuckingarn
    nazfuckingarn 2007-04-03T11:12:48Z says:

    Let me guess? The US blasted the SHIT out of that lighthouse?

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-04-03T11:48:25Z says:

      America!! FUCK YEAH!!.....suck my ass..... and lick my balls......

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-04-03T12:10:58Z says:

      fuck you, brainless, gunslinging, fat fucks! ;D

    • FuckYouCanada
      FuckYouCanada 2007-04-03T13:47:46Z says:

      Fuck Canada!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-04-03T15:06:44Z says:

      Yeah, well that's what the States is there for, apparently. We'll have the last laugh. Pot's basically legal, there are no Republicans, we don't listen to our religious crackpots, the beer is better, and there are French people to make fun of. It's basically like a really awesome loft party over a schizophrenic psycho who leaves us alone because we let him fuck our girlfriends.

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-04-03T15:16:21Z says:

      I'm on my way.
      .
      Can I crash at your place for a couple of days? A month at most....or 2....or

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-04-03T16:02:13Z says:

      canada would be more like my country.
      pot IS legal here(well, not 100 procent but that's another story), republicans and democrats don't exist here(although there is a left and right wing in the government) beer is great(if you love heineken, amstel beer, grolsch or whatever) and.. ok i'll leave the rest for wikipedia to explain.

    • chairman_of_the_bored
      chairman_of_the_bored 2007-04-04T00:33:30Z says:

      Pretty close to Australia too, no French or much legalised pot though. But we both share the same queen.

      Commonwealth 4 life yo!

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2007-04-04T01:18:46Z says:

      Vic where are you from exactly?
      ...should I know already?
      ...hmmm i forget...

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-04-04T03:29:29Z says:

      Vic's a crazy Dutch bastard.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-04-04T12:38:19Z says:

      i am indeed. i guess you forgot oranje. BAD ORANJE, BAD!!

    • Tyler_Durden
      Tyler_Durden 2007-04-04T17:00:04Z says:

      If anyone legalizes oxy then I'm there

  • Pigroast
    Pigroast 2007-04-03T11:30:31Z says:

    Lighthouse or no lighthouse, they had better figure something out, and get there asses out of the way. The lincoln is a big ship.

  • FuckYouCanada
    FuckYouCanada 2007-04-03T13:55:27Z says:

    All you Canadians are a bunch of limp dick bastards. don't be fooled all Canadians are really the Michelin Man sex slaves.

    • lambsamber
      lambsamber 2007-04-03T17:26:45Z says:

      Idiot^^^ nuff said

  • Mofongo
    Mofongo 2007-04-03T17:39:41Z says:

    This joke is so goddamn old, but apparently some 40 year old virgin (tm) had never seen it, so he went and posted it on MS. You rule. No really.

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-04-03T17:54:31Z says:

      You suck. No really.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-04-04T01:15:10Z says:

      you're getting him worked up mofongo, and you DON'T want to see old Balls here get angry..

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2007-04-04T02:53:47Z says:

      ..he broke last time, took ages for all the kings horses to put him back together again!

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2007-04-04T04:34:05Z says:

      balls is sexy when hes posting a 16 line insult chain directed at some poor slob of a nooblar who steps outta line, or in his case, the basement.

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-04-04T09:46:47Z says:

      I don't know what you guys are talking about... I'm a pussycat. (And I really don't know what you're talking about Orange, but that's cool too.)

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-04-04T12:40:30Z says:

      wait, the kings horses put him together on their own? with hooves? goddamn those must be some skilled horses, man.

  • para-bellum
    para-bellum 2007-04-03T21:37:40Z says:

    Lighthouses can't speak. How do you have a conversation with an automated, crewless lighthouse? Oh, is it fake?

  • ClaudeBallz
    ClaudeBallz 2007-04-03T23:54:09Z says:

    ^Stopped reading after "Canadian"

  • d3fault
    d3fault 2007-04-04T00:56:01Z says:

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=u9knZYbMlVQ

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-04-04T14:49:02Z says:

      Sweet... thanks for that.

    • dik
      dik 2007-04-04T15:33:32Z says:

      that's what she said

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-04-04T15:37:19Z says:

      Who? Your mom?

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-04-04T15:45:46Z says:

      Yes! I have me a peanut gallery. Always wanted one of these.

    • dik
      dik 2007-04-04T15:52:48Z says:

      listen malone...your balls and i'm a dik....balls always follow diks around and wait...diks do all the thinkin...take my lead sonny..follow

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-04-04T15:59:20Z says:

      And without balls, a dick is nothing more than an oversized clit.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-04-04T16:06:34Z says:

      dik, you dipshit, I'm not balls, Balls is balls. It's pretty obvious, man. Maybe you need to pull your head out and get a little more fresh air.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-04-04T16:09:56Z says:

      Uh oh, fucked that one up too. dik's been on my ass today like stink on shit. Just assumed it was for me. I apologize. Balls, I'll leave him to you. You guys are a good match, for obvious reasons.

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-04-04T16:14:36Z says:

      I've finally put my finger on this feeling I've been having these last few day: it's like I got on the short bus by mistake and a big fight erupted around me.

      Say, nice helmet hank. Did your mom glue the gold stars on, or did you do that by yourself?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-04-04T16:20:39Z says:

      Jesus. The short bus. Is that your best? Does anyone find you funny? I find it hard to believe. Yeah, I'm special. Special Ed, that is. Ha ha. So creative.

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-04-04T16:23:08Z says:

      That's good hank! Yes it is! Look, these shoes have velcro so you can put them on like a big boy.

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-04-04T16:24:33Z says:

      On that note: I have to get some work done, so I think this is my stop. I'll check back in an hour or so, so you have plenty of time to think up a real zinger. Yes you do!

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-04-04T16:30:59Z says:

      Jesus, you are so fucking boring. Can't you make a comment that's even a little funny? I'm getting tired of reading your shit. Put out a little more effort, would you please.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-04-04T16:33:10Z says:

      C'mon Balls, there's nothing here for me to work with. Pick it up a bit.

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-04-04T16:38:19Z says:

      Balls, to think up a real zinger, one must first be able to think...

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-04-04T16:50:07Z says:

      That's pretty funny. 'sarcasm'

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-04-04T17:45:02Z says:

      Speaking of nothing to work with, hank. Okay: you don't find me funny, got that a while ago (a few weeks). Don't care. So beyond constantly repeating that I am not funny in response to my flames, what have you managed? I'll give you a hint: Jack left town.

      You got shit, boy. BRING IT!

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-04-04T17:47:36Z says:

      I mean, fuck sakes, I handed you a perfect in with: "I have some work to get done." Fuck man, all kinds of opportunity there. You're a man whore. McDonalds is a cruel mistress. Whatever. Point is: all you managed was saying that you don't think I'm funny.

      You. Suck.

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-04-04T18:12:14Z says:

      Okay little buddy... I can see that you're among the "online users." And my last two posts have been sitting right there in "Recent Comments" for a good while. I know you read this shit. You're all over everyone's posts like a fly on shit, and now (suddenly) you're AWOL? Coward.

      Like I said: You got shit.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-04-04T18:12:19Z says:

      "You're a man whore. McDonalds is a cruel mistress." Do you actually think those lines are funny? Jeez, it's depressing here. It's like a middle aged guy (me) trying to joke around with Jr. High school kids (Balls, and most of the people here.) People rarely get my references, my subtilties and I find their humor too obvious, too childish, and often, too racist. Oh well, I'll just do the best with what I have to work with.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-04-04T18:17:35Z says:

      I was watching a movie you retard. I didn't sign out. Excuse the fuck out of me. Why do you act like such a little bitch?

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-04-04T18:20:39Z says:

      Okay, you're back. You just repeated (yet again) that you don't find me funny. (And that no one here gets you.)

      So now that you're back: bring it.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-04-04T18:21:31Z says:

      And I love those 'little buddy' and 'chuckles' and, god knows, there must be tons of them, comments. Soooo fucking weak, man. Come on dude, try harder.

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-04-04T18:24:46Z says:

      See, again with the "I don't find you funny" bullshit. Do me a favor and bump the record player so it hits a different song, hank. BRING IT!

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-04-04T18:32:38Z says:

      Bring what you fucking idiot? I don't do stand up. I respond to what in front of me. If you look at my posts of the last couple days, you see I respond in reference to the posted vids/photos and the comments. If there's something to work with, I post. When tail pipes are flaming me, I just do my best. Usually, there's not much to work with, though.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-04-04T18:39:17Z says:

      I, actually, wouldn't mind having a flame war with ClaudeBallz, or maybe El Wanko, maybe even Quankers. Those guys are funny. In my opinion, of course, you aren't. So, keep fucking with me if you like, but "you suk, your dum, lik my ballz." isn't exactly a coup d'etat.

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-04-04T18:41:07Z says:

      So was your best thinking that dik was responding to you when he clearly addressed "malone" in his post? That was pretty slick posting right there, which is what prompted my (rather funny, I think) short bus/helmet comment.

      And a flame war is meant to be comedic, that's why it's something more than just two assholes saying "I know you are, but what am I?" You stepped right into me after I flamed you (rather righteously I think), and didn't do shit with the flame war that resulted. This is my point: you suck. And you didn't bring it. So I am now done with you, hank. Fuck off, you desperate wanker.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-04-04T18:49:49Z says:

      Whatever man, suit yourself.
      'Yawn' you're putting me to sleep.

  • Balls_Malone
    Balls_Malone 2007-04-04T18:20:25Z says:

    Okay, you're back. You just repeated (yet again) that you don't find me funny. (And that no one here gets you.)

    So now that you're back: bring it.

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-04-04T18:21:55Z says:

      (Fuck. End of the page, so I got confused. I'm sure you "reply" nazis will forgive me)

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-04-04T18:42:01Z says:

      Don't worry about it dude. You're doing your best I'm sure. 'no sarcasm'

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-04-04T18:45:18Z says:

      Never! I condemn you to a shared apartment with Hank.

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-04-04T19:10:24Z says:

      Fugs, there are laws against cruel and unusual punishment...

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-04-04T19:19:17Z says:

      That might suit me, actually. At least then I'd get the chance to throttle the fucking prick to death.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-04-04T19:21:50Z says:

      I'd whoop your ass Ballz, you son of a bitch.

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-04-04T19:25:10Z says:

      You gentlemen live relatively close to each other, you should grab coffee or a cup of urine sometime...

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-04-04T19:31:09Z says:

      That's right, I just realized today that this turd lives in Japan as well. Where exactly, kusottare-?

    • bigsmokedogg
      bigsmokedogg 2007-04-05T00:56:06Z says:

      carefull ballz, this dude might "whoop" you. think ya just started a flame war with dr zoidberg

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