Why so jealous? Is it because we make fun of each other yet still get along? ...whereas with you, we (and everyone else) makes fun of you because youre an unwanted reject?
Do you want fried rice with your mongrelian beef? Our specials today are wei too yung, and kum ub sum yung gai lightly glazed with our special mandarin oranje based sauce.
Yeah, well that's what the States is there for, apparently. We'll have the last laugh. Pot's basically legal, there are no Republicans, we don't listen to our religious crackpots, the beer is better, and there are French people to make fun of. It's basically like a really awesome loft party over a schizophrenic psycho who leaves us alone because we let him fuck our girlfriends.
canada would be more like my country.
pot IS legal here(well, not 100 procent but that's another story), republicans and democrats don't exist here(although there is a left and right wing in the government) beer is great(if you love heineken, amstel beer, grolsch or whatever) and.. ok i'll leave the rest for wikipedia to explain.
Uh oh, fucked that one up too. dik's been on my ass today like stink on shit. Just assumed it was for me. I apologize. Balls, I'll leave him to you. You guys are a good match, for obvious reasons.
I've finally put my finger on this feeling I've been having these last few day: it's like I got on the short bus by mistake and a big fight erupted around me.
Say, nice helmet hank. Did your mom glue the gold stars on, or did you do that by yourself?
Jesus. The short bus. Is that your best? Does anyone find you funny? I find it hard to believe. Yeah, I'm special. Special Ed, that is. Ha ha. So creative.
On that note: I have to get some work done, so I think this is my stop. I'll check back in an hour or so, so you have plenty of time to think up a real zinger. Yes you do!
Jesus, you are so fucking boring. Can't you make a comment that's even a little funny? I'm getting tired of reading your shit. Put out a little more effort, would you please.
Speaking of nothing to work with, hank. Okay: you don't find me funny, got that a while ago (a few weeks). Don't care. So beyond constantly repeating that I am not funny in response to my flames, what have you managed? I'll give you a hint: Jack left town.
I mean, fuck sakes, I handed you a perfect in with: "I have some work to get done." Fuck man, all kinds of opportunity there. You're a man whore. McDonalds is a cruel mistress. Whatever. Point is: all you managed was saying that you don't think I'm funny.
Okay little buddy... I can see that you're among the "online users." And my last two posts have been sitting right there in "Recent Comments" for a good while. I know you read this shit. You're all over everyone's posts like a fly on shit, and now (suddenly) you're AWOL? Coward.
"You're a man whore. McDonalds is a cruel mistress." Do you actually think those lines are funny? Jeez, it's depressing here. It's like a middle aged guy (me) trying to joke around with Jr. High school kids (Balls, and most of the people here.) People rarely get my references, my subtilties and I find their humor too obvious, too childish, and often, too racist. Oh well, I'll just do the best with what I have to work with.
And I love those 'little buddy' and 'chuckles' and, god knows, there must be tons of them, comments. Soooo fucking weak, man. Come on dude, try harder.
Bring what you fucking idiot? I don't do stand up. I respond to what in front of me. If you look at my posts of the last couple days, you see I respond in reference to the posted vids/photos and the comments. If there's something to work with, I post. When tail pipes are flaming me, I just do my best. Usually, there's not much to work with, though.
I, actually, wouldn't mind having a flame war with ClaudeBallz, or maybe El Wanko, maybe even Quankers. Those guys are funny. In my opinion, of course, you aren't. So, keep fucking with me if you like, but "you suk, your dum, lik my ballz." isn't exactly a coup d'etat.
So was your best thinking that dik was responding to you when he clearly addressed "malone" in his post? That was pretty slick posting right there, which is what prompted my (rather funny, I think) short bus/helmet comment.
And a flame war is meant to be comedic, that's why it's something more than just two assholes saying "I know you are, but what am I?" You stepped right into me after I flamed you (rather righteously I think), and didn't do shit with the flame war that resulted. This is my point: you suck. And you didn't bring it. So I am now done with you, hank. Fuck off, you desperate wanker.
Comments to Your Call
Oh God!
Oh supernova you know I wanna, I really fuckin want to...
...but I wont!
(This is my good deed for the day)
Suck me sideways BOOM...
Sure NOVA
Ohhhhhhyyaaaahhh.......
You guys are obviously gay lovers.
Why so jealous? Is it because we make fun of each other yet still get along? ...whereas with you, we (and everyone else) makes fun of you because youre an unwanted reject?
my money is on orange,.. .since he loves the penis. and hank is a chinaman...
hank will eat your puppies and babies if ya got em.
Do you want fried rice with your mongrelian beef? Our specials today are wei too yung, and kum ub sum yung gai lightly glazed with our special mandarin oranje based sauce.
I've seen this conversation done in a commercial.
I'm gonna blow the whistle, FAKE...this is an old joke that's been passed around a bit. I heard it many years ago.
Fake, yes. But that commercial was funny as hell the first time I saw it.
Old, but good.
OOOOOLLLLLDDDDD!!!!
http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthse.htm
Have you heard the one about the gay whale? He likes to crack open subs and suck out all the seamen.
Let me guess? The US blasted the SHIT out of that lighthouse?
America!! FUCK YEAH!!.....suck my ass..... and lick my balls......
fuck you, brainless, gunslinging, fat fucks! ;D
Fuck Canada!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, well that's what the States is there for, apparently. We'll have the last laugh. Pot's basically legal, there are no Republicans, we don't listen to our religious crackpots, the beer is better, and there are French people to make fun of. It's basically like a really awesome loft party over a schizophrenic psycho who leaves us alone because we let him fuck our girlfriends.
I'm on my way.
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Can I crash at your place for a couple of days? A month at most....or 2....or
canada would be more like my country.
pot IS legal here(well, not 100 procent but that's another story), republicans and democrats don't exist here(although there is a left and right wing in the government) beer is great(if you love heineken, amstel beer, grolsch or whatever) and.. ok i'll leave the rest for wikipedia to explain.
Pretty close to Australia too, no French or much legalised pot though. But we both share the same queen.
Commonwealth 4 life yo!
Vic where are you from exactly?
...should I know already?
...hmmm i forget...
Vic's a crazy Dutch bastard.
i am indeed. i guess you forgot oranje. BAD ORANJE, BAD!!
If anyone legalizes oxy then I'm there
Lighthouse or no lighthouse, they had better figure something out, and get there asses out of the way. The lincoln is a big ship.
All you Canadians are a bunch of limp dick bastards. don't be fooled all Canadians are really the Michelin Man sex slaves.
Idiot^^^ nuff said
This joke is so goddamn old, but apparently some 40 year old virgin (tm) had never seen it, so he went and posted it on MS. You rule. No really.
You suck. No really.
you're getting him worked up mofongo, and you DON'T want to see old Balls here get angry..
..he broke last time, took ages for all the kings horses to put him back together again!
balls is sexy when hes posting a 16 line insult chain directed at some poor slob of a nooblar who steps outta line, or in his case, the basement.
I don't know what you guys are talking about... I'm a pussycat. (And I really don't know what you're talking about Orange, but that's cool too.)
wait, the kings horses put him together on their own? with hooves? goddamn those must be some skilled horses, man.
Lighthouses can't speak. How do you have a conversation with an automated, crewless lighthouse? Oh, is it fake?
^Stopped reading after "Canadian"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=u9knZYbMlVQ
Sweet... thanks for that.
that's what she said
Who? Your mom?
Yes! I have me a peanut gallery. Always wanted one of these.
listen malone...your balls and i'm a dik....balls always follow diks around and wait...diks do all the thinkin...take my lead sonny..follow
And without balls, a dick is nothing more than an oversized clit.
dik, you dipshit, I'm not balls, Balls is balls. It's pretty obvious, man. Maybe you need to pull your head out and get a little more fresh air.
Uh oh, fucked that one up too. dik's been on my ass today like stink on shit. Just assumed it was for me. I apologize. Balls, I'll leave him to you. You guys are a good match, for obvious reasons.
I've finally put my finger on this feeling I've been having these last few day: it's like I got on the short bus by mistake and a big fight erupted around me.
Say, nice helmet hank. Did your mom glue the gold stars on, or did you do that by yourself?
Jesus. The short bus. Is that your best? Does anyone find you funny? I find it hard to believe. Yeah, I'm special. Special Ed, that is. Ha ha. So creative.
That's good hank! Yes it is! Look, these shoes have velcro so you can put them on like a big boy.
On that note: I have to get some work done, so I think this is my stop. I'll check back in an hour or so, so you have plenty of time to think up a real zinger. Yes you do!
Jesus, you are so fucking boring. Can't you make a comment that's even a little funny? I'm getting tired of reading your shit. Put out a little more effort, would you please.
C'mon Balls, there's nothing here for me to work with. Pick it up a bit.
Balls, to think up a real zinger, one must first be able to think...
That's pretty funny. 'sarcasm'
Speaking of nothing to work with, hank. Okay: you don't find me funny, got that a while ago (a few weeks). Don't care. So beyond constantly repeating that I am not funny in response to my flames, what have you managed? I'll give you a hint: Jack left town.
You got shit, boy. BRING IT!
I mean, fuck sakes, I handed you a perfect in with: "I have some work to get done." Fuck man, all kinds of opportunity there. You're a man whore. McDonalds is a cruel mistress. Whatever. Point is: all you managed was saying that you don't think I'm funny.
You. Suck.
Okay little buddy... I can see that you're among the "online users." And my last two posts have been sitting right there in "Recent Comments" for a good while. I know you read this shit. You're all over everyone's posts like a fly on shit, and now (suddenly) you're AWOL? Coward.
Like I said: You got shit.
"You're a man whore. McDonalds is a cruel mistress." Do you actually think those lines are funny? Jeez, it's depressing here. It's like a middle aged guy (me) trying to joke around with Jr. High school kids (Balls, and most of the people here.) People rarely get my references, my subtilties and I find their humor too obvious, too childish, and often, too racist. Oh well, I'll just do the best with what I have to work with.
I was watching a movie you retard. I didn't sign out. Excuse the fuck out of me. Why do you act like such a little bitch?
Okay, you're back. You just repeated (yet again) that you don't find me funny. (And that no one here gets you.)
So now that you're back: bring it.
And I love those 'little buddy' and 'chuckles' and, god knows, there must be tons of them, comments. Soooo fucking weak, man. Come on dude, try harder.
See, again with the "I don't find you funny" bullshit. Do me a favor and bump the record player so it hits a different song, hank. BRING IT!
Bring what you fucking idiot? I don't do stand up. I respond to what in front of me. If you look at my posts of the last couple days, you see I respond in reference to the posted vids/photos and the comments. If there's something to work with, I post. When tail pipes are flaming me, I just do my best. Usually, there's not much to work with, though.
I, actually, wouldn't mind having a flame war with ClaudeBallz, or maybe El Wanko, maybe even Quankers. Those guys are funny. In my opinion, of course, you aren't. So, keep fucking with me if you like, but "you suk, your dum, lik my ballz." isn't exactly a coup d'etat.
So was your best thinking that dik was responding to you when he clearly addressed "malone" in his post? That was pretty slick posting right there, which is what prompted my (rather funny, I think) short bus/helmet comment.
And a flame war is meant to be comedic, that's why it's something more than just two assholes saying "I know you are, but what am I?" You stepped right into me after I flamed you (rather righteously I think), and didn't do shit with the flame war that resulted. This is my point: you suck. And you didn't bring it. So I am now done with you, hank. Fuck off, you desperate wanker.
Whatever man, suit yourself.
'Yawn' you're putting me to sleep.
Okay, you're back. You just repeated (yet again) that you don't find me funny. (And that no one here gets you.)
So now that you're back: bring it.
(Fuck. End of the page, so I got confused. I'm sure you "reply" nazis will forgive me)
Don't worry about it dude. You're doing your best I'm sure. 'no sarcasm'
Never! I condemn you to a shared apartment with Hank.
Fugs, there are laws against cruel and unusual punishment...
That might suit me, actually. At least then I'd get the chance to throttle the fucking prick to death.
I'd whoop your ass Ballz, you son of a bitch.
You gentlemen live relatively close to each other, you should grab coffee or a cup of urine sometime...
That's right, I just realized today that this turd lives in Japan as well. Where exactly, kusottare-?
carefull ballz, this dude might "whoop" you. think ya just started a flame war with dr zoidberg