you must have three points of contact while up/down latter. only pussies have 4 points contact...sorry if yo climbed latters all day, while handling thosands of pounds of worthless bullshit then you might be as badass as me. excuse my shity keyboard.
you ain't badass enough to bury your kills you most likely are one of those dirty jews living in germany as germans in the 30's waiting for the pure German rite to level you down.
ou don't gt it...cheesy remake zombie movies say that zombies atck faster than a cougar. you know some non-post-apocalyptic mutant zombie wa befor its time will murder you like a hurricane or a month long bitch on PMS.
Comments to Zombie apocalypse
Dude, haven't you watched any zombie movies lately. They can climb ladders now.
Yeah, and that doesn't look very sturdy, I hope you don't get a lot of storms where you live.
Looks like it could use a nice fire to keep it warm...
Noobs. That's what the zip-lines are for.
enough beers and you dont care.
Scrabble, they may be able to climb, but he's got a great field of fire.
Don't come a knocken' if it be a rocken', cause it is good to fucking fall.
u better be a drinkin if it a rockin
Excellent, while the zombies are climbing up there to get you I will be able to make my escape undetected.
Ha ha ha.
But seriously, that bunker is about as safe from zombies as the closet teens in horror movies insist on hiding in.
There is always the option of a zip-line escape.
no. tht is to intellient for teens these days. they just need a cellphone.
zombie bunker, aka: the redneck treehouse.
Fucking Awesome!
if i had one of these i would never ever come down....ever
I will make a BBQ right below of ribs, steak, chicken and you could only have some if you come down
Listen here Mr. lack-of-planning. Ummm....Beer?
I'd never go up there, ladders are involved.
Don't worry. He'd be down just as soon as a strong gust of wind blows by.
I think maybe he wouldn't go up in the 1st place
I certainly wouldn't. But I am going up to bed, it's 05:50 here.
G'night all!
Or even g'morning all!
pops sure loves the taste of animal flesh
elpiss loves the taste of animal semen.
and you love the taste of human semen
and Braaaaains... nom nom nom
you must have three points of contact while up/down latter. only pussies have 4 points contact...sorry if yo climbed latters all day, while handling thosands of pounds of worthless bullshit then you might be as badass as me. excuse my shity keyboard.
Cheap copy of those walking things from Star Wars.
AT-ST
fail...this is redneck...it dont walk
There is no fucking way in hell that this would keep you safe from zombies.
at least safe from hight fearing fairies
But the raccoons that would surely infest it would fight against the zombies pretty fiercely.
Rabid raccoons with AIDS! After all, this is from an MMA fan.
only safe bunker is below ground, fact
What the hell is going on with this site? Some of the posts are being cut off. Damnit, fix this shit yak, etc....
^banable
Yup.
You know what I get from his posts? "Biiiiitch bitch bitch bitch, naaaagging bitch bitch bitch"
smart
See that huge pile of dirt by the yellow ladder? Well it's not dirt. It all shit from the hole in the floor.
your avatar looks similar
....nigger face
IF Zombies attack, lock yourself in a warehouse store like Sams or Costco.
a sense a romero spinoff
If zombies attack, make sure you're not the asshole or the black guy.
Costco. Fuck Sam's.
Costco's cool cuz you can buy coffins there.
...I did not know that.
you ain't badass enough to bury your kills you most likely are one of those dirty jews living in germany as germans in the 30's waiting for the pure German rite to level you down.
why is everybody so obsessed about zombie apocalypse? i would just lock my apartment door what they gonna do?
Claw down the door or wait for you to come out for more food. What did you expect?
i would eat zombies
ou don't gt it...cheesy remake zombie movies say that zombies atck faster than a cougar. you know some non-post-apocalyptic mutant zombie wa befor its time will murder you like a hurricane or a month long bitch on PMS.
your summer retreat in alaska is sweeter than the red jolly racher...
rancher*
could you correct the upper stuff too? i cant figure out what you mean
Anybody curious how he got that thing up there?
No.